The Real Tom Riddle
By Megan
* Puts on music for The Real Slim Shady by Eminem *
Y'all act like you've never seen a Dark Lord before. Jaws droppin' to the floor like little Dudley's pants ripped to shreds all over the door and started begging for pants that were worse than before when they burst and caused a divorce.... Aw, wait. You're kidding. He didn't say what I think he did, did he? And old Dumbledore say. Nothing you idiot. Dumbledore's dead and locked in the basement. Feminist women like Voldemort. Chica, chicka Lord Voldemort. I'm sick of him tryin' to do you know what and flippin' out because of you know who. (But he's so cute though!).... Witches wear your pantyhose. Sing the chorus. Here we go!
I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. 'Cause I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
Harry Potter don't have to evil to be known. But I do, so zap that and I'll curse you too. You think I care about a grammy? Half of you Harry fnas can't stomach me let alone stand me.
Tom, what if you win? Wouldn't it be wierd? Why? So you guys can lie just to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Brittney Spears? Celestina Warbeck better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Lucius Malfoy and his son.....
Aahh! I'm sick of you little boy and girl heroes all you do is annyo me. So I have been sent here to destroy you. ( Mwhahahahaha! ) There's a million of you who dress like me, who are evil like me, and wanna get rid of Potter just like me. Walk, talk and act like me. It might be the next best thing, but not quite me!....
I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. 'Cause I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
.... So will the real Riddle please stand up. Put your wands in each hand up. And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time. Loud as you can. How does it go?
I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. 'Cause I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. 'Cause I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
Mwhahahahaha! I guess there's a Tom Riddle in all of us.
Nah, forget it. Now let's all stand up.
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By Megan
* Puts on music for The Real Slim Shady by Eminem *
Y'all act like you've never seen a Dark Lord before. Jaws droppin' to the floor like little Dudley's pants ripped to shreds all over the door and started begging for pants that were worse than before when they burst and caused a divorce.... Aw, wait. You're kidding. He didn't say what I think he did, did he? And old Dumbledore say. Nothing you idiot. Dumbledore's dead and locked in the basement. Feminist women like Voldemort. Chica, chicka Lord Voldemort. I'm sick of him tryin' to do you know what and flippin' out because of you know who. (But he's so cute though!).... Witches wear your pantyhose. Sing the chorus. Here we go!
I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. 'Cause I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
Harry Potter don't have to evil to be known. But I do, so zap that and I'll curse you too. You think I care about a grammy? Half of you Harry fnas can't stomach me let alone stand me.
Tom, what if you win? Wouldn't it be wierd? Why? So you guys can lie just to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Brittney Spears? Celestina Warbeck better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Lucius Malfoy and his son.....
Aahh! I'm sick of you little boy and girl heroes all you do is annyo me. So I have been sent here to destroy you. ( Mwhahahahaha! ) There's a million of you who dress like me, who are evil like me, and wanna get rid of Potter just like me. Walk, talk and act like me. It might be the next best thing, but not quite me!....
I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. 'Cause I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
.... So will the real Riddle please stand up. Put your wands in each hand up. And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time. Loud as you can. How does it go?
I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. 'Cause I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. 'Cause I'm Tom Riddle. Yes, I'm the real Riddle. All you other Tom Riddles are just in my way fiddle. So won't the real Tom Riddle please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
Mwhahahahaha! I guess there's a Tom Riddle in all of us.
Nah, forget it. Now let's all stand up.
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