12:45 pm, Monday
November 3rd 2014
Oh God. This is it, this is how it all ends. First day of high school.
And. I. Fucking. Die!
Running down the long street, my thin legs start to fatigue. If only I could fly without getting the piss beat out of me by Brick
"You can't run forever dumbass!"
Oh god, I'm legit going to die, all because of the stupid watermelon flavored ice tea. How the hell can Buttercup run so fast?!
"Blossom block him off!"
Suddenly the red head stupid girl comes around the corner. A crazy glint in her eyes.
She runs and slides as if I'm home base in a baseball game.
I might not be able to fly, but I sure as hell can still jump. Without a second to lose I jump over her, barely making the land with a few stumbles. I looked back, to my surprise she accidently took out Buttercup instead.
This is it, I can make it.
Is what I stupidly hoped too soon as I tripped over a tiny fucking foot. I stumbled, rolled, and crashed with a bang into a trash can like an idiot.
"Whoops!" she giggled, simply walking closer to me.
Oh God, not her…anyone but her. I grimaced as I looked up towards my enemy.
"You shouldn't run, silly, you could get hurt that way." Bubbles said as she looked down at me with a sadistic smile.
Damn my legs, damn this school, damn Arizona Watermelon ice tea and DAMN THESE STUPID GIRLS!
5 hours and 15 minutes earlier.
7:30 pm
"BOOMER!" My brother screamed into my ear.
"AHHHHH" I jump up ready with ninja-cat-like reflexes, ready to kick anyone's ass who comes near me. "I'll kick ya in the bum whoever you are! I swear on me mum!"
My stealthy eyes scanned the room. Eh? No intruders what the fu-
"Dammit Boomer, I tried getting you up for an hour now!" Brick was crouched next to my side of the bed. He got up and started to lecture me as he threw some fresh clothes at me. "Get dressed."
"Eh?" I said, very confused. Why the hell do I need to get ready?
"Don't you 'Eh?' me dumbass. You're going to school today." He stated.
"What? I don't want to!" I whined.
Why the hell do I have to go to school! The two things I hate the most in the world are there! Work that's assigned by sadistic teachers and dumb girly girls!
"Don't fucking whine at me! Out of the three of us, you're the one who needs the most help educationally! You've already missed a month of school!" Brick glared as he went down stairs to start breakfast. "You better be dressed and down here in 15 minutes!"
A silence fell across the room. I looked down at the uniform. A plain white button up long sleeve, a tan sweater vest, black slacks and a damned navy blue tie. Am I supposed to wear this?
Who the fuck even wears sweater vests?
7:45 am
(5 hours until Boomer's untimely demise)
I walk to the downstairs of our apartment in my dreadful uniform. I absolutely refused to tuck in my shirt, I barely put on the damned sweater vest. I was trying to tie the tie but to no avail. Damn thing, I feel like it's going to choke the life out of me.
Brick is in the kitchen frying up some eggs and bacon. He pinned his hair up in the back so it wouldn't bother him while he was trying to cook. He didn't wear his hat when he cooks, might get some grease stains on it. He wore a light pink apron that says "Momma's Kitchen" to protect his uniform. Butch and I bought it for him for Christmas as a gag present, but he said he would wear it 'ironically'.
"Brick I can't tie this stupid tie!" I whined as I approached him.
"Come here, dumb ass." He huffed and stepped away from the stove.
Brick leaned in and started to work my tie. He was a good two inches on me, but don't let that fool you! I'm far from being short.
"You better pay attention too." He growled.
"Here's your problem dumb ass, you need to start with the backside of the tie facing away from you…" Brick looked at my neck tie closely. He started to bring one over and then looped, er- wait. I started to look Brick up and down. The way he looked with his with his hair pinned up and the apron on made me think of one thing:
"Momma Brick" I whispered in astonishment.
"What the hell did you just say?" Brick growled as he tightened my tie too tight.
"Gah! Er-nothing!" I squeaked out with my throat constricted.
Brick glared up at my and finished my tie. He patted by shoulders to spiff me up a bit.
"Good, breakfast will be done in a little bit." He said as he returned back to the kitchen.
I put my hands together and prayed, 'Thank you Lord for Momma Brick.' I smiled to myself as I headed to our kitchen's island. I took my seat on one of our cold metal bar stools.
"By the way." Brick started. "No super powers at school."
"What? WHY?!"
"Cause, if one of us fucks up then all three of us get expelled. I actually like going to school dumbass." Momma Brick lectured.
"WHERE THE HELL IS MY HAIR GEL!"
"Oh God…" Bricked sighed and flipped an egg that landed with a sizzle.
Suddenly the thunder just came down.
He jumped from the top of the stairs and landed right behind me with a thump. Before I could react he had me in a chokehold. An illegal one, I would like to point out!
"Did you fucking touch my hair gel you little fuck." He growled into my ear as he tighten his hold.
"Gah! Eck!" I could only make sounds as my brain screamed for more oxygen.
"Butch. You left it in your duffle bag dumb ass." Brick said, starting to dish the food. "Now let go of Boomer before you kill him, you two come and eat."
"Not until he taps" He continued his hold. I started to paw at his face and arm refusing to give in. It's the last thing I want him to hold against me. Damn him and his super strength.
I finally couldn't take it anymore, my vision started to blur. I was defeated. I raised my hand and lightly tapped his arm to signify his victory.
He instantly let go and ran to his barstool to dig in.
I laid there for a few seconds, trying to regain my breathe and composure.
"Today is going to be a long day…" I roughly said between gasps of air.
8:30 am
(4 hours from and 15 minutes until Boomer's untimely demise)
"Come on and sit down!" Shouted the homeroom teacher. "Hurry up or I'll count you as tardy!"
All the students started to rush into the classroom.
Oh God…I looked around. There are girls EVERYWHERE! I looked around nervously. My palms became sticky with sweat. It's not the female gender has done any cruel horrible scarring thing to me (you know besides the Powerpuff's killing us and everything.) but I just hate their existence. I wish I could just live with my brothers forever and ever.
"Bricky~" I heard a shrill voice.
I turned around to see my brother glomped by Princess Morebucks. Let tell you something about this spoiled rich brat. Oh wait, that's it. If I was to rate my most hated person she is a strong contender.
"Hey babe. How's it going?" Brick turned to her and gave her his heart pounding, mind melting, award winning, doki-doki inducing smile. God how brother could stand her is beyond me. I'm pretty sure he's just in it for the money. Ewww. I wouldn't, not even for all the money her dad has.
I took my seat next to a window. Oh god, this is my first time coming to school and I'm already on the path to becoming a main character. Geh. I took my seat and did what any kid seating near a window would do. Stare out of it and daydream.
"Okay I'm going to take roll now!" Announced the teacher. "Anna!"
"Here"
"Abel"
"Here!"
The teacher continued to drone down the list. Oh God, I do not want to announce myself. What If she's here?! Oh God! Oh God!
"Blossom!'
"Here sir!" Blossom stood up, proud and tall. What a suck up.'
"Thank you Blossom" The teacher said. "Okay…Boomer!'
I froze, sweat starting to profuse underneath my arms. My breathing started to become unsteady. My hands started to shake. I look towards Momma Brick. He glares at me. His face saying 'You better speak the fuck up, or I'll do it for you.'
"Boomer?"
I swallowed a dry lump. I stood, my knees shaking. Raising my unsteady hand I finally announced my presence.
"He-here…"
I looked down, flustered from embarrassment. Oh God. Oh God! Kill me now. I looked up for a second, suddenly it happens.
My eyes connect to beautiful baby blues.
#%& %#&# *!
Oh God! Bubbles stares up at me, with a look of surprise. The one person who I was most afraid of meeting was staring right at me.
If you thought my face was red, you don't even know. At that moment my face turned 100 shades redder. I instantly fell into my seat and started fidgeting with my sweaty hands. I stared at my desk focusing on the rough edges and pencil graffiti. It was the only way I could calm myself down.
It had to be her. I take back what I said about Princess. Bubbles is my top hated person, no competition. Just looking at her makes me weird. My body becomes flustered, my heartbeat becomes erratic and I can't think straight. IT'S AWEFUL!
I hold my cheeks between my cool hands to try to calm the blood from rushing. The cool temperature of my hands feels nice against the hot surface of my cheeks.
I looked up to the blackboard to see the teacher already started the lesson. Must've finished roll call while I was having my little mental fit…
9:25 am
(3 hours and 20 minutes until Boomer's untimely demise.)
After 1st period ended made a straight bee-line to the door as fast as I could. I ran into the boy's bathroom and locked myself in a stall. I leaned against the metal stall door, trying to even out my breathing. Maybe I can get out of here? Just leave…no, Brick will hunt me down.
When I finally steadied my breathe I felt my cellphone vibrate in my pocket.
New Message from Brick.
My face went pale, sweat started to form on my forehead.
Oh shit.
'Where the fuck are you?'
My palms started to become clammy.
'Nowhere.'
I replied hoping he would just drop it and leave me alone.
'Boomer, I'm coming to get you.'
I almost dropped my phone and accidently squeaked.
Suddenly the boy's bathroom door opened with a bang. Damn him and his super hearing.
"Boomer!" My brother slammed his fist against the stall door causing a massive dent to form.
"^$*#^$* q$(#&%^%#!" (Inaudible shrieking)
I fell from the force of the impact onto the toilet, which thank god had its seat cover on. I held my legs in fetal position trying to comfort myself from impending doom.
Momma Brick came busting in with a swift kick. He slowly walked toward me with a smile plastered on his face. But this was no doki-doki inducing smile. This was an 'I'm going to kill you nice and slowly with my bare hands, and enjoy every second of it' type of smile. He hovered over me while I tried to cower lower on the toilet.
"You aren't thinking about ditching?" He said with a sadistic smile. "After I went through all that trouble of cleaning your uniform and cooking you breakfast?"
Tears started to form at the sides of my eyes.
"N-no…" I squeaked out.
"Good." He said with a scary smile.
He grabbed my tie and started to drag me out of the bathroom. I clawed the ground in an attempt to slow him down. I did not want to go back. I want to get the hell out of this stupid place.
9:30
(3 hours and 15 minutes until Boomer's untimely demise.)
Everyone was already in their seats when Brick and I arrived. The teacher looked at us with bewilderment. Brick had me slung over his shoulder while I had my hands clenched onto the door frame to prevent us from entering the classroom.
"Grrr Boomer! If you know what's good for you, you better let go!" Brick growled at me as he struggled to get through the door. "BUTCH!"
My face goes pale at the sound of his name. Still clinging to the door I hear a chair scoot back and footsteps getting closer and closer. I turn my head to come face to face with my dear brother Butch. He just gives me this life-altering look and my whole body becomes a noodle. It feels like soul is leaving my body.
Instantly my body gives and in a flash I'm in my seat. Still in shock I just sit there for a good 10 minutes before I'm hit in the head with a piece of paper. I scratch my head and read the note.
'Pay attention Dumb Ass'
Gee, I wonder who sent this. I crumple up the paper and glare at Momma Brick. He just gives me a stern disapproving look.
I sighed and started to actually pay attention to class. Holy shit, what is he even talking about? What the flying fuck is a logarithm?! IT'S GOING TO BE ON TOMORROWS QUIZ!? OH FUCK!
I instantly started taking notes. In the back of head I know that if I fuck up tomorrows quiz I'll never see the sweet light of day.
10:25 am
(2 hours and 20 minutes until Boomer's untimely demise.)
The bell signals the end of class. I go to bee-line towards the door again but this time Butch has me by my collar. Brick goes in front of my and wags his finger at me.
They escorted me to our next class, both of them with a arm over my shoulder. I felt like I was a prisoner being transported, hell I might as well be one.
My face must've looked like a ghost. Every person I trudged past had a look of concern and fear when they say us coming down the hall way.
Whyyyyyy?
11:30 am
(1 hour and 15 minutes until Boomer's untimely demise.)
The last class went without much hiccups. Thank god. My poor baby heart could only handle so much. How in the hell can Brick and Butch handle going to school EVERYDAY!?
Lunchtime, finally. I swept my forehead in relief. I start to head for the exit when I'm once again grabbed by the collar. Can't anyone get my attention that's not physically harming to me?
"We're going to the store." Brick stated as Butch dragged me along. This time I had no real reason to resist. Those dumb Powerpuff girls are probably in the lunch room anyways.
"Wait for me~" shouted Princess.
God that shrill voice is going to be the end of me. I looked at Princess with annoyance. Brick must've saw it because he grabbed Princess and started to whisper something in her ear. She started to giggle and blush. Ew.
"Okay~!" She said.
She opened her wallet and handed Brick a fucking hundred dollar bill. Brick smiled at her and kissed her neck. She moaned and giggled. I'm literally dying from how much I hate this girl. Then she ran off, waving at Brick.
Brick waved back and looked at us with a smug smile.
"Lunch is paid brothers" He smiled as he waved the hundred in our face.
"Even if you're starting the path of a hooker, I know you'll be the best hooker there is!" Butch joked while elbowing Brick in the rib.
"Don't be mad cause I got some and more." Brick chuckled as we walked down to the store. He patted my back. We were all laughing now. Momma Brick is the best!
12:00 pm
(45 minutes until Boomer's untimely demise.)
When we opened the door to the convenience store there was a jingle to sound our arrival. The shop manager gave us a suspicious look, which honestly happens a lot and for a good reason. But today we actually will pay for our stuff!
I ran to the candy isle and grabbed some Laffy Taffy, Sweet-tarts, Jolly-Ranchers and any other sweet candy I could find. Brick walked up to me and hit the back of my head.
"Ow! What was that for!?" I questioned.
"You're going to rot out your teeth and get fat." Brick said plainly. " Go and grab a sandwich or something."
I glared at him and went to the sandwich line. I huffed and waited for my turn.
Then I heard the jingle of the front door again. But this time I heard one of the most dreadful sounds to ever be heard to my ears. Nothing can compare to how terrible this sound is. Not nails on a chalk board, not a cat mewling in the middle of the night. No this was a sound that deeply disturbed me. It caused every fiber in my body to tense and my sense to heighten.
It was Bubble's adorable giggle.
I quickly turn around to see the Powerpuff girls walk into the store. I quickly turn around and try to blend in with the crowd.
"I think I'm going to go get a sandwich." Said the Blonde femme fatale to her sisters.
She started to walk towards the line. Oh fuck me! There's no one behind me. Fuck me! Fuck me in the fucking ass. I started to panic, sweat starting to form on my forehead. My palms became clammy.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
My breathing started to become unsteady. The room became fuzzy, the walls started to move on their own. My head started to slowly spin. I had to support my weight with the counter the nacho machine resided on.
"Hmmmm, I wonder which one I should get?" She quietly talked to herself.
SHE RIGHTS BEHIND ME! FUCKING ABORT ABORT!
My whole body stiffened. I felt the warmth of her body behind me. Oh fuck, I can smell her! She smells like fucking soap, everything wonderful to ever exist and FUCKING LAFFY TAFFY!
I was at my breaking point. I'm going to die. Fuck me! Fuck me in the ass! NO YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH A XXXL DILDO MADE OF SANDPAPER THAT CUMS FUCKING LEMON JUICE!
"Excuse me, sir?"
"Huh?" I look up finally brought back to reality. The deli man looked at me with a confused, maybe more of a worried, look.
"Sir, it's your turn…." He said.
"OH!" I shout very loudly. Everyone turns to look at me.
I feel the blood rush to my face.
"C-can I have a turkey on white?" I squeak out.
"Coming right up sir." He bowed his head and headed to the back.
I looked down to the ground trying to focus on something, you know? Other than the overbearing embarrassment that is obviously shown on my face.
Then I heard the most angelic giggle in my life. My body stiffened and I glanced behind my back. There she was. Blonde tresses delicately framing her perfect face, her genuine smile melting anyone's heart and her stunning blue eyes. My stomach dropped, it felt like I was going to puke.
"Feels like I haven't seen you in a long time Boomer." Bubbles said.
"Eh, UH!" I stammered.
She looked up at me, with those big mesmerizing blue eyes.
Oh God. I felt my face redden. My pulse started to quicken and my thoughts started to race 100 miles a second.
"Here's your sandwi-."
Before the deli man could finish his sentence I already fucking grabbed my sandwich. I started to quickly search for my brothers. Brick was over by the drink refrigerators. I was by his side in seconds, even without super speed.
12:30 pm
(15 minutes until Boomer's untimely demise)
"Woah, what in the hell happened to you?" Brick asked.
"N-nothing" I stammered as I start to get my composure back.
"Grab something to drink and we'll head out of here." Brick looked up and made eye contact with Blossom. "I hate to be here with a certain red-head bitch."
I go to grab the last Watermelon Arizona ice tea but another hand got in my way. I looked up to see Buttercup glaring down at me.
"The fuck you think you're doing, kid?" She glared at me.
The similarities between Buttercup and Butch is unsettling. If it was Butch I would immediately pull back and laugh it off. But it was a Powerpuff, the tough one to be exact. I can't just back off without a fight. A Ruff doesn't puss out!
"Grabbing a drink." I glared back.
We stood there, glaring each other down. She bent down and grabbed the can of tea.
I went and grabbed the bottom of it.
"You better check yourself, Ruff." She spit at me with venom.
"I grabbed it first". I stood my ground.
She tried to pull it back, but I pulled it back with as much force. There was practically electricity running between us. The look she gave me said 'make my day fuck boy'.
Suddenly we heard a whistle coming from behind Buttercup. She looked behind and huffed in anger. Butch was standing behind her with a smirk.
"Wow, Buttercup or should I say Butterbutt." He gave her a wink.
The can of Arizona Watermelon tea exploded in our hands.
"Woah!" I instantly pulled my hand away. She gritted her teeth and turned towards Butch.
"Watch as me and my nice ass kick your basic flat ass!" She growled, cracking her knuckles. The glint in her eyes said this store was about to be wrecked.
"I believe it's my nice ass and I?" Butch smugly said.
"Hey, Buttercup!" Blossom came from the side. "No fighting for no reasons!"
"Hey Blossy~" Brick mocked. "Still wearing bows in high school?"
Blossom glared at him. There nothing more violent than a fight between the Puffs and the Ruffs. There hasn't been one in ages. Thick tension filled the air.
"Come one Buttercup, this is a waste of our time." Blossom flicked her hair and walked off. Buttercup glared at Butch, then turned around and looked at me. She gripped the broken can.
"Here, Ruff." Buttercup said before she launched the can at my face. "You can have it."
The sweet tangy juice stung my eyes as I stumbled away. Suddenly I tripped and fell down. My hands fell on something soft and squishy. When I opened my eyes I came face to face with my worst nightmare.
Bubbles.
Her face was red and she had a devastating shocking expression on her usually graceful pristine face.
I looked down to reveal that the soft and squishy object was in fact her….breast. There I was pinning Bubbles, the biggest sweetheart in the whole school and my number one enemy, on the ground while I groped her breasts.
My face matched hers in embarrassment and shock. No one made a single move, there was a dead silence between everyone.
At least, until I screamed.
Well, not so much of a scream and inaudible screeching.
Like, I think only dogs could here it.
Might I say, it was the manliest inaudible screech I've ever made!
...
You believe that, right?
12:45 pm
Boomer's untimely demise.
So here I am, laying on the ground after running down the street, trying to escape the wrath of the Powerpuff girls after I accidently groped one of the most pure angelic person to have ever existed. Ever.
Maybe I deserve to die today…
I look up and see Bubbles. The way the sun bounced off her hair was radiant, it made my stomach sick.
I glared up at her.
"If you're going to kill just get it over with."
She smiled down at me.
"Oh Boomer." She crouched next to me. "I'm not going to kill you."
She straddled my chest so that her knees were pinning down my arms. o feel lower body sit on my chest was frightening. My whole body became flustered, my cheeks must be cherry red by now.
Then she took out a sharpie.
"I don't want you dead just yet~" She sang as she opened the marker. The smell of it burning my nose.
She started to scribble something on my forehead. I struggled to break free but damn she can be a fucking rock when she needs to be.
When she finished she smirked down at me.
"BOOMER!" Brick yelled from afar.
"I'll get the rest of my revenge later!" She winked at me as she got up. I, unfortunately, got an inside look of her skirt.
I break out into a huge blush, way redder than my previous one, my face getting hot and sweaty. Then I felt a hot liquid poor out of my nose.
"Boomer! You okay bro?" Brick asked as he arrived to my corpse. "Boomer! Did they beat you up?! Your nose is bleeding man!"
"They're striped." Was all I could spit out. I was feeling dizzy from the whole experience.
"Oh fuck! Butch he's delusional!" Brick shouted at Butch he had to grab all their groceries. "EH? They wrote 'Molester' on your forehead!"
Who knew she wore striped?
Everything went black.
I hope you guys enjoyed this story. I don't know if I'm going to continue it or not. But if you guys like it then TELL ME! Then I'll definitely continue it. I had a lot of fun writing this piece! Please fave or review so I know people like it! XOXO 3