AN: I OWN NOTHING OF THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN FRANCHISE!
Me: Look, another story for Erica!
Annabeth: They've been doing a lot of trading of the stories lately XD
Ajihad: I like rubber ducks... and Arya... ;)
Arya: *face-palm* Just review the freaking story, okay?
Athena: In a nicer tone than Arya, I hope you enjoy the story :)

He sat on the sand of the beach, completely despondent to the environment around him. His eyes were glazed over as the waves rolled in around him and he didn't seem to notice or care that the salty ocean water was soaking into his trousers. His world was at an end and he knew it. The one thing that he cared about most in the world was gone now and it no longer mattered that he was on a deserted island beach with nothing but coconuts and palm trees. He didn't even bother to keep aware of the sounds going on around him, so of course he did not notice when she came to stand beside him.

"'Eh," she shouted to him, "stop acting like it's the fucking end of the world. I found another bottle of rum in the cellar." Immediately the man's eyes lit up and he staggered to his feet in an almost whimsical way and reached out for the bottle the woman was carrying.

"Gimme, gimme!" He shouted almost child-like. She raised the bottle over her head and grinned. "I'll do anything, just don't drop the rum!" He begged her.

"You've got to earn this rum." She said, smirking. His grin swayed a little to show his confusion on the subject.

"But... the rum... I... rum..." He mumbled and reached for it. She took a step backwards and he lost his grin entirely.

"Yes, yes, I know you want the damn rum, but first, you gotta make it worth my while." He nodded very slowly. "Good, now sit down." He obliged. "Good boy," she sat down across from him, "now, we're gonna play some truth or dare." His expression went blank and she slapped a palm to her forehead. "We're going to do things for rum." His eyes lit up and she sighed heavily. "Idiot." she mumbled beneath her breath. "I'll go first. Truth or dare? Just pick one."

"Dare." He said without thinking. Erica smiled.

"Show me your testicles."

And they lived happily ever drunkenly after = D