Pobody'sNerfect
By: Anna-Morgause
Description: Miley makes a huge mistake, but hey, Nobody's Perfect…Right?
…
…Right!?
Disclaimer: Also, dat-claimer
Quote of the day: "I'm fine, why can't we do a song about World Peace, or whales! And not stupid, boy whales, girl whales, happy, independent girl whales!" Miley Cyrus (As Miley Stewart)
Chapter One: My life's what I made It.
"Wow…, that was…umm…different…Lilly, who's up next?
Lilly stepped down from the stage, handing the karaoke mike to Mr. Corelli.
She and everyone else had learned a special lesson, just now, thanks to Miley.
It was almost like an after school special. All sweet and sentimental-
"Hey, how 'bout , Miley" someone shouted
Shit
"Yeah, that's a good idea, Miley, why don't you show us exactly what you were talking about earlier. "
"M-me?" The freshman stuttered out
"No, the Queen of Shiba, yes, you."
"B-but, I can't sing"
"Well, what about that little speech you gave earlier about music not being about talent?"
The girl struggled to find an excuse
"I-I…I have stage fright! "
That'd work
"Tough Cookies, Stewart, stop stalling, and get up here."
…Or not
"O-okay"
Miley desperately looked at, Oliver, and then Lily, for help, but there was nothing they could do…
…Or was there?
Oliver got an idea and quickly ran out of the room to find the off switch for the gym's electricity.
He couldn't let Miley down, not now, she needed him.
He was almost there when the music started up, and Miley made a very bad decision:
She started to sing.
…
"Don't let no small frustration
Ever bring you down
No no no no
Just take a situation
And turn it all around"
"With a new attitude everything can change
Make it how you want it to be
Stayin' mad, why do that?
Give yourself a break
Laugh about it and you'll see"
…
Maybe no one would notice, Oliver thought
Maybe no one would connect the dots
Maybe no one had a brain, because apparently, Miley didn't.
…
"Life's what you make it
So let's make it rock
Life's what you make it
So come on come on (everybody now)"
"Why be sad, broken hearted?
There's so much to do
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Life is hard or
It's a party
The choice is up to you"
…
Just then Ashley had an epiphany, Miley sounded just like Lip-sync-Lilly Truscott did when she was 'singing' "I got nerve,"… and she sounded just like Hannah Montana, then…
…
"With a new attitude everything can change
Make it how you want it to be
Stayin' sad why do that?
Give yourself a break
I know you wanna party with me"
"Life's what you make it
So let's make it rock
Life's what you make it
So come on come on"
"Let's celebrate it Join in everyone
You decide
'Cause life's..."
"OMG! MILEY'S HANNAH MONTANA!!!"
"…what you… make it…"
"Oh no…Miley" Oliver ran to the gym.
…
Miley froze,
What in God's name had she done?
Her entire secret: down the drain
This was almost as stupid as when she told Bree Yung Zhusdan Takahashi Samuels, her secret.
Scratch that, this was even more moronic.
Dammit!
How could she have done that to herself?
How the Hell was she supposed to get out of this?
…
'Oh, Miley…' Oliver thought
He could only imagine what she was going through right now.
He could see the fear on her face.
She looked like a dear in headlights
Her eye were wide with fear
Actually, come to think of it, no one in the entire place was moving:
Everyone just stood there, their eyes locked on the brunette.
Oliver had another idea
(He was getting them a lot today)
He ran to the stage, took Miley's hand, and started to run, Miley followed suit.
They left everyone, including their other best friend, Lilly, in the dust.
…
"Oh, Oliver How can I be so Stupid?! HOW?!" Miley yelled in desperation, pacing her room.
"Miley, you can't be so hard on yourself…"
"Oh, Yes I can!"
"And what good would it do?"
"…"
"Ha!"
"Shut Up, Oliver! You're not makin' me feel any better."
"Sorry…"
"…But, thanks though…"
"Thanks for what, Miley?" Oliver asked
"For getting me outta there."
"Umm…Miles? Why whould you thank me for that? Any friend would do that."
"But you're not just 'any friend,' Oliver"
"Then, what am I?"
"You're…Oliver"
"Because that totally makes sense."
"Oh, be quiet, Oken."
"Hey, Miley…?"
"Yeah?"
"I-I've got somethin' to tell you…"
"Okay…,Go on…"
"W-well, you see, I-"
Bam!
Oliver, Oscar (Smoken') Oken was interpreted by Lilly slamming Miley's bedroom door open in a rage.
"What. The. HELL!?" Lily screamed, extremely pissed
"Just leaving me there! Do you people know how long it took me to get out?! People were crowding around me asking me if it was true! What was I supposed to say?!"
Both guilty parties hung their heads in shame
"We're sorry, Lilly" They apologized in unison, genuinely remorseful.
"Darnnit! Why can't I stay mad at you to love-birds like I want to?"
"Lilly Say what?"
"Oops! Did I say 'love-birds' out loud?"
Lilly cringed, preparing for their reactions
"YES!!!"
"And what do you mean by 'love-birds,' any way? Huh?" Miley asked
"Well, its jus that you two, you know… actlikeacouplesometimes"
"Could you repeat that?"
"I can"
"Will you?"
"Maybe...Maybe not…"
"Whatever, Lilly being crazy isn't important right now," Miley said as Oliver's heart sank, "What am I gunna do, now that everyone knows?"
"…"
After a while of silence, Miley got fed up
"WELL?!?!"
"Miley, what are we supposed to say? I mean, it's kinda your fault…" Lilly said
"I-I know…"Miley conceded, "B-but, wha-hic-what am I su-supposed to d-do?!" The pop star broke into tears, which she had been holding in for hours now.
Lilly wanted to comfort her friend but, Oliver got there first, he put his arms around her and she just cried into his shoulder.
…
Lilly stared at her two best friends
Miley had stopped crying a half an hour ago but they were still holding each other. It was as though she wasn't even there.
They had been awfully close as of late…
They were lovebirds weren't they?
Hmm
Lilly had always known that something like this would happen; she had just hoped that it would have happened so soon…
Or it would at least have happened to her
Lilly hated to admit it, (even though she, technically, never had…) but she liked Oliver, not just as a friend. (To put it in the words of a fourth-grader, "She like-liked him")
But, it didn't take a genius to notice that he like Miley…
…But Miley was no genius
Ugh, Lilly was worried about Miley, she was, it's just… the feelings a teenage girl feels are far more complex than words can convey…
Those damned emotions, the got in the way of everything!
Moving on, a more pressing matter was what Miley was going to do,
There was a chance that no one would believe Ashley, she wasn't very bright and was easily confused…but there was a chance…
They would later find out that fate wasn't on their side.
…
A/N: So…What d'ya think? Is it supper-sucky?
End Quote: "You're pretty! (Kevin slaps him on the back of his head.) Pretty good with the singing and dancing that you do. (Hannah gives him a flirtatious smile.) Wow, you're pretty!" Nick Jonas
EDIT: I fixed the song, so it looks better...That's about it.