A/N: Quite a bit longer than my 'Ballad of Rose Tyler', but there're a lot more details of Amy's life to be found. I'm not extremely pleased with the last bit, but it'll do.
Found a strange box in the garden
When she was just seven years old
Out popped a man
Who asked for some fish fingers and custard
Found a crack in her wall
Said he'd be back in five
Showed up twelve years late
With the Atraxi threat'ning their lives
Saved the world
Found the last Star Whale
Got a call in the TARDIS
Met Winston Churchill
Had a row with the Angels
Met River Song
She thought it was so worth it;
Waiting for so long
Rory the Roman
Waited for 2000 years
She's alive inside the box
So save your unshed tears
And here we meet the Silence
And the Doctor's wife
The rebel flesh, the not-quite people
Caused an awful lot of strife
Turns out that River
Or Hell in high heels
Is Amy and Rory's daughter
And they're in for another ordeal
Hitler's in the cupboard
The Doctor's fate is growing nearer
And inside door 11
Is a bright shiny mirror
She finds him at Christmas
With a water pistol in hand
Invites him in to dinner
Though his visit is quite unplanned
And now we come to the end
Of her and the Doctor's bond
She and Rory live happily
This has been the ballad of Amy Pond