Really guys, don't take this seriously; I wrote it for kicks one day during my Calculus class and hope you get as much of a chuckle as I did writing it.

Before reading please understand that religion and views are very sensitive subjects; I am not mocking either of them out of spite. Have you ever heard of satire? It's a pretty nifty thing.

And yes, the spelling and grammar mistakes were made on purpose.

Kotetsu was walking down the street one day with a BIIIIG cross necklace all on his chest (because he cristian) chilling with his daughter Kaede who was wearing a long skirt and had her hair neat and she was beautiful (because all christioans are beautiful) when he meets his partner in crime Barnaby (because nicknames are only for the job duh) sitting on a bench at a big Christian park that is nice and clean because Christians are clean ppl who like to have clean fun with the lord.

So they see Barnaby who is wearing black (this shocked them both because black is for the devil) and looked sad. Kotetsu was really worried so he asked Barnaby what was wrong on this beautiful Jesus Lord day and Barnaby sed:
I am sad he does a sad face here buy I will write it too just in case you need imagery :(((((((

Kaede was REALLy shoched so she ran away because being sad is for the devil and she is a good Christian lord girl so she could not hang out with her hero even though she once loved him (she doesn't knnow because he is the devil Satan atheist and those people are bad).

Kotetsu trusts his daughter because they are both good Christians and don't go after her because he knows she will not be lezbo and hav pregnant or do drugs like cocaine and mariguana.

so Kotetsu looks at Barnaby all straight faced (get it becuz Christians are al pertty ppl and anly athiest r lesbos) n is al "wHATS wITH yOU?" becaus Kotetsu/tigre cares about his frind (ew not lyk day!) n is worride

bunny (becuz da parj I'd desserted with onky da 2 guys so it's okau) replys "ii cant find my MA && pa curial killa so i m noww n atheist!"

Tigger Thoth dat was a striped idea so he told bunny "dats dumb" but bunny stared cryin harder n sed "I kno buts it 3 late!" (get it becuz it 1 moat Dan 2 as in 'way 2 laet') nd bunny was lik "Why Is It Thr33 Late?" so bunny rises his shirt n shows tiger his chest (in a ttly str9 way becuz tiger christuan).

"gharpst!" tifer ghasps becuz rite der on bunnies chest is a big tattoo of an emo seahorse with blakk floppy haer dat had one red streak an da horse has Piercings on his left nipple wit a shit dat says "anarchyst lesbos" duing emo seahorse thingz like driving a cano "u jave a seahorse tattoo!" he shats n points at it.

rabbit creys hard again n sobs a li'l. :'(((( lol my teacherr seys im gud at imagery"i dun wam it nymor an I can't not fit it of!f"

a bug thinderstormm cums n wash it's away so tigger m bunny chaired n boght ice cream in the form of the lord from an ice cream truck vendor dat looks christian (becuz athest onli waht ur mummy n hav no tast do they ice cream is yucky n tasy lik poop (athiat eat poop evrydei)

The End

Da morel is not to b atheist unlss u wanna eat poop 5ever (dat mean u eat poop even after u di en go to h3ll (can't write da rela word cuz da diablo will get me))

srry 4 n e miztakes but i dun think their many sinse mu Iphone 7 jas autocorrect.