My name is Rosetta Lazuli. I have long blonde hair that I always keep in a messy pony tail. I have lovely blue eyes. I always wear a nice dress, even when going to scholl. I go to Fork High School in Washington. It's very beautiful but vbery rainy. I'm adopted, I don't know why my parents really are. My foster family is really nice, thou.

One day after my forster family drove me to school (I'm a Senor, FYI), I was walking down the parking lot so I could get to the main building. I said "hello!" to all my friends like Mike and Angela and Mercedes when I noticed my boyfr4iends.

Edward Cullen, thelove of my life, as sparkling in the sunlight. Lierally, because he's a vampire! Don't worry, he's a vegetarian, so he won't drink my blood. But I wish he would, I really wish I were a vampire. Edward was eternally 17, but I am not, so when I get old, he won't!

Next to him was Jacob Black, the other love of my life (I'm so lucky!). Jacon was an Indian. He normally lives on an Indian tribe, but he foes to Forks High School with me because he loves me so much! The bad thing is is that he's a wereworlf! He can change into a worf! The worse thing is that he and Edward are mortal enemies!

I skipped close r to the boys and gave them hugs. I tried to kiss them but they pushed me away.

"I'm waiting for marriage!" sai Edward.

"Yeah, me to!" said Jacob.

"Then we should totally hget married now!" said me.

"Okay!" said Edward! I was so excited.

"No, me!" demanded Jacon! Oh no!

I didn't know what to say. I loved Edward, but I also loved Jacob! Jacob is so hot, but Edward is hot too! Jacob looks like a bodybuilder and a model and an anime bishoene! But so does Edward! And there both so nice! Oh, I didn't know what to do! I tried to call over to Mercedes so she could help me decide.

"Mercedes!" said I. "Help me!"

"Okay, giiiiirl!" sid Mercedes.

But before Mercedes could come over to me, a giant portal opened in the sky! Black lightning flew out of the portal along with rose petals and little skulls! A screaming woman flew out of the portal. She had black hair with golden highlights. She was wearing a a black dress with black lace. Her cleavage was showing! She was wearing black high heels! Also, she had a black eyepathc with a green skull on it!

Edward and Jacob gasped.

"It's the evil Queen Bella Swan!" screamed Angela. Queen Bella used her magic bl;ack lightning to shoot Angela! Angela's arm shot clean off. She scremed.

"I'll stop her!" said Edward. "Jacob, you protect Rosetta from the evil queen! Hide her somewhere!"

Jacob grabbed me and pulled me. He put me behind a rosebush in the frmont of the school. Then he ran back to Edward. Queen Bella shot another lightning bolt at the students, hiting Mike Newton in the face. Angela screamed as Mike died in front of her eyes.

"No, Mike!" she said.

"I'll let you join him in haven!" Queen Bella screamed. She shot another lightning boilt at Angela. I screamed as Angela fell to the ground. She was dead. "Mwahahahahahaha! That will teach you for getting in between me and my beloveds!"

"Beloveds?" I whispered to myself. "Who could sh emean?"

"Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, youy will be mine!" Queen Bella screamex. "Join me in the Swan Kingdom, together the three of us wil be in love forwver!"

"Never!" screamed my loves. I knew they would stay with me!

"Then we must fight!" Queen Bella shrieked. Queen Bella took out her queenly scepter and pointed it at Edward and Jacob. She shot a giant lightning bolt at them!

Edward and Jacobn jumed out of the way. Jacob jumped into the air and exploded in a sea of fur. He used his werewoldf powers to become a wolf! He jumped onto Edward;s arms.

"Throw me!" he growled.

"OK!" said Edward. Edward used his vampiric super strength to throw Jacob at Queen Bella. Jacob slammed into Queen Bella, knocking her to the ground. She hit the ground with a big thud. Her scepter flew right to me. I grabbed it.

"How dare you hit me?" screamed Queen Bella. "I am the Queen of the Swan Kingdom. I am the Greatest and most Powerful woman in the universe!"

"Shut up, bitch!" said Edward.

"Hahaha, good one," laughed Jacob. He then turned back into a human (but he kept the tail because it's just too cute.).

"Edward! Jacob! I have her scepter!" I screamed fro,m the rosebush. "What should I do with it?" I asked.

"Be careful with it, you don't know what that does…"

But it was too late. I waved it around too much. Another big portal opened up in the sky and two hedgehogs fell from it. They screamed as they hit the ground around me.

"What? Where am I?" asked Sonic the Hedgehog.

Author's note: Okay, guys! The first episode of my first fan fic ever is fone! I hope you all like it and will come back for more! And I know this looks like a crossover, but I think it should stay in the main section because it's mostly about Twilight, anyway! See you soon!

-Lexiko