I was sulking in the corner, as usual, when I heard the news from the guys at the other table. The pub was small, so it wasn't hard to hear them. I heard it all, how Princess Zelda was kidnapped, and how some idiot with a stupid name went off to save her. I was going to try to sleep, resting my steel-toed boots on the table when a man burst through the front door yelling, "LINK IS DEAD! THE PRINCESS'S KIDNAPPER MURDERED HIM!" I paid attention to their next conversation, discussing how the death occurred, when one said, "Alright, now who is going to save the princess?" "I'll go." I said, not knowing that they didn't hear me. They kept bickering to each other, so I said, "I'll go." but much louder. They were suggesting trying to give Hyrule to the kidnapper when I got disgusted with them, drew my giant blade from Darkness, then slammed it between two of them, wedging it into the wood of the table, then I yelled, "I'LL GO, DAMMIT!" The entire pub fell silent, staring at the giant sword, with a black series of three triangles near the handle, in the shape of a triangle. I pulled the sword from the table, slung it onto the holster on my back, then walked out of the pub.

I started on the long journey to whomever Ganondorf was, and his stronghold. I had a long ways to go, coming directly from Hyrule. I managed to conserve as much energy as possible by sending my blade back to the Darkness. I studied the map, noting how it would take at least a week's hike, with my current speed, when I accidentally ran into a light brown horse. I looked at her back, and noticed no one in the saddle. "What's the matter girl? Don't you have a master?" I asked her. She shook her head, so I then said, "Can I ride you then, to a place that I need to go?" She nuzzled my hand, so I hopped onto the saddle and started the long dash to the stronghold.

I had gotten halfway through a field when a small ball of light crossed my path. It did nothing but float in midair, so I ignored it. After a few feet, I heard someone say, "Hey!" I looked behind me to see that ball of light, coming towards me. "What do you want?" I asked it. "Look, you can't go anywhere without a fairy to guide you, it's just not safe." The ball of light said. "Sorry. I go alone." I told the thing. "Listen!-" It started off before I said, "Hey, listen to me. I don't need you to help me. I have all I need. Just go the hell away before I swat you." "That is not-" She managed to say before I drew my sword and hit her like a tennis ball. She flew like a perfect homerun. I returned my sword to Darkness, then started to go faster on the horse, trying to make up for the lost time.

We eventually got to a large section of woods, which had low branches, making me have to walk beside the horse. After about three miles of walking, I found a small clearing. I immediently sensed power here, and I jumped over the horse, summoning my sword mid-jump. I raised it in front of me, but saw no one. The power that I sensed, instead, came from this large stone slab, where there was a large sword jutting out from it. The sword had a red gem at the butt of the hilt, and a small section of the blade came out as a square, with the same symbol as on my sword. I walked over to it, sent away my sword, and pulled the sword from the stone, with ease. "Horray! You've obtained the Master Sword!" I heard a familiar voice say. I turned around to see the unwanted fairy. "I thought my last swat shut you the fuck up." I said coldly. "But, if I didn't instruct you in what the Master Sword was, you'd never-" She tried to say, before I rushed her with the sword, and cut her in half. Noticing the gleam in the sword afterwards, I decided to keep it. I strapped a spare sheath onto my back, and put this powerful sword in it.

After breaking free of the woods, it was fairly easy to get to the castle. I left the horse outside the gates, knowing she would be safer here. There was a massive staircase, with a number of rock spitting enemies on it. I summoned my larger sword, and drew the Master sword, and started swinging. Every time I swung the Master Sword over my own blade, though, both of them stared glowing. After wiping out about a hundred of these, I stopped, the area I was at clear, and brought them together again. I saw them glow a brilliant light as they were inches apart, so I brought them to tap each other. Immediately, I lost my hold on both of these blades. I fell down a stair or two, before managing to regain my footing. I looked up and in the place of the two swords was a large one, with a pattern on the blade that made it look like it was a mixture of tree roots and steel. There was a large ball just above the hilt, with the series of black triangles in the center. "Incredible." I said to myself. I charged up an attack, and sent a devastating shockwave at some of the monsters, destroying them in one blast.

Once I had gotten to the top, there were absolutely no more monsters in the stairwell. I sent my fused sword away, and opened the door. Once I was inside, in the torchlight, I saw the Princess. "Princess Zelda! I'm here to rescue you." I said to her. She looked up, with a smile on her face, however, it didn't last. "Look out!" She yelled at me, so I quickly sidestepped away from a man with green skin and orange facial hair slamming his fist into the ground where I once stood. I summoned my Sword as soon as I landed, then said, "You're time's up, Ganondorf." He stood up, as tall as me, then said, "Lower your weapon, I have a proposition to you." I lowered my Sword from my fighting stance, but kept my hand on it.

"You have five minutes." I said to him. He dusted off his armor, then started walking towards me as he talked, "I sense a large amount of Darkness in you, young one. Darkness that has not yet been channeled. I also see what's in store for you for your destiny." He said, now circling behind me, "I see what you must do, and I can help. I can take away that horrible deed that you must do. I can take away the Darkness eating away at your heart. All I need you to do, is to give me your sword." I hefted my Sword in my hand, feeling the weight it held in my heart, and remembered the horrible task I was told I had to fulfill. I tightened the grip on my Sword, then said, "Sorry. But my destiny, is mine alone. I control it! And my Darkness!" I held my Sword, once again in my fighting stance, and stared him down. "Big Mistake." He said.