Secret Santa for: IkexPitForever

An average morning for Tweek

'It's another day! I hope they don't come! Where are the zombies, the terrorist, and the gnomes!? They're spying on me man! They must have put some kind of computerized cameras to watch me so they don't have to send spies or ninjas!' I thought with much caution when I started to slowly get out of my bed. "What if they bugged my floor?" I yelled pulling be knees close to me and starting to pull on my hair. I could feel myself rocking with my eyes closed so I don't see the horrors of the world.

"I just got to pull myself together man! Why does the government go after me-?" "Sweetie, come down! It's time for school!" My eyes quickly flash open. No not the place where they brainwash everyone! I start to panic and search around. "There you are! Come here before they poison you or something!"

I quickly swipe my thermos and chug down on my coffee. "Oh no, it's empty!" Nothing came out of it and I really started to panic. I just need to make a run for it before the zombie ninja's crash in my room!

I quickly get dressed hoping they're not bug! They are killing me! My stupid shirt won't button up, they must have switched it! I start to yell as I grab my thermos and make a run towards the door. I slam the door and place myself on it and slid down. "I made it! Ack...But, what about my hou-?!"

"Tweek, hurry and come down!" My mom called once again from downstairs. Then the wonder aroma of my coffee consumes the air. I could feel myself floating downstairs and sitting in the kitchen table. Once I came back I could feel myself twitching again. "What do you want for breakfast this morning Tweekers?" My mother asked placing a plate in front of me.

"I just want-Gah- my coffee-ngh-please…"I say quietly as I could. I could see in the corner of my twitching eye, my dad sighing. Then my black comfort was placed in front of me where the plate was supposed to be. I quickly swipe it up and take a long sip of it and my nerves started to calm down…the time! "I'm late! Then aliens are going to get me if I don't get to the bus stop in time!" I jump out my seat and run out the door and grabbing my book bag and continued running in the cold morning.

"Hey-Ack-guys…" I tried to say when I saw Craig, Clyde, and Token already there. I stood in my average spot next to Craig shivering or twitching. Then Craig flipped me off.

"What did I do?! IS the government making you do that?!" I blurted out exploding. "No, the government has nothing to do with me flipping you off. You forgot to put on your fucking coat again…"Craig said with boredom in his voice. He takes my book bag and opens it.

"No, are you an undercover ninja trying to steal my stuff?! I can't trust anyone no more!" I felt like running before Craig placed his hand on my shoulder as starting to turn me around. "Don't kill me! What do you want from me you robot Craig?!" "Just to put on you fucking coat, bitch." He held out my jade green sweater in front of me and I could see the other guys snickering. "Oh…" I took one last sip of my coffee before putting on my sweater and having the guys hold my still so one of them could zip it up for me…