The events of this story take place abou two years after Crutch and about one year before the beggining of the Show. I do hope you the reader enjoy this story.
"I still don't know why you want me for this mission sir?" The blonde said, skeptic of her superior's orders.
Numbuh 274 shuffled in his seat and said, "Because you're the logical choice."
"Can you at least tell me what these specialists are like?"
"Trust me my opinion won't matter" Numbuh 274 handed her a file with the letter Q on it.
Numbuh 362 opened the folder and read the folders contents. "Well…I can't say they aren't pencil pushers."
"Yeah they aren't" Numbuh 274 deadpanned "you're dismissed."
Numbuh 362 walked out of Numbuh 274's office while reading the contents of the file. "Definitely not pencil pushers" she thought as she looked at a picture with five kids standing on a pile of unconscious teenagers.
A flying rainbow monkey parade float raced through Quahogs night sky fallowed by a helicopter styled 2x4 tech ship.
"Do those kids even sleep?" Teen Tornado asked.
Prom Queen ignored her boyfriend's remark. "Steve bring the gun around!"
Steve and Joe move a giant laser cannon behind the parade float and aimed it at the oncoming helicopter.
"Fire!" Prom Queen screamed at the top of her lungs.
The two grunts pulled the trigger causing a volley of laser blasts to erupt from the cannon and soar towards the helicopter. The 2x4 helicopter turned to its side dodging the shots. The duo of not so generic teens repositioned the laser canon and fired again. The helicopter dodged the wave of laser fire and deployed its own weapon systems and a hail of mustard was shot toward the parade float.
The hail of mustard clogged the parade floats' rear engines causing the parade float to descend to the ground below. The float crashed in a park, destroying the playground in the process. The teens pulled themselves out of the wreckage and looked up into the night sky to see the helicopter hover above them.
"Tornado take them down!" Prom Queen commanded her boyfriend.
Teen Tornado sent a powerful gust of wind towards the helicopter, making it spin and fall to the ground. The 2x4 helicopter crashed into a nearby tree, the five occupants jumped out of their vessel and onto the ground in front of the teens.
"Was this part of the plan" a kid with the number 58 drawn on her helmet.
"We show up, shoot, and leave, the less coherent the better" the kid with a 59 written on duct tape said raising his S.C.C.A.M.P.
The five kids ran off into separate directions leaving the teens confused. Numbuh 99 jumped out of a bush and knocked out a teen by hitting him on the back of the head. Another teen charged at Numbuh 99. Numbuh 99 side stepped causing the teen to run in front of Numbuh 91 who had a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. The teen was sent backwards by the force of the 2x4 weapon. Both operatives high fived one another before running off towards some other teens.
Numbuh 59 shot three teens with his S.C.C.A.M.P. before being forced to go to hand to hand combat. Numbuh 58 jumped on the back of the teen Numbuh 59 was fighting and shot him in the face with her S.P.I.C.E.R. The teen then proceeded to run around screaming about how it burned.
"Thanks Gwen ah owe you one" Numbuh 59 said with a smile.
"Don't get used to me bailing you out Doug" she said returning the smile.
On the other side of the park, Prom Queen, Teen Tornado, Joe and Steve were watching their comrades' get their butts handed to them.
"You'd think they'd be tired of chasing us around?" Steve said keeping his eyes on the fighting.
"Yeah…what'd we do to these kids to make them hate us so much?" Joe asked before getting slapped on the back of his head. "Ouch what was that for?"
"For being an incompetent doofus that's what" Prom Queen said as she retracted her arm. "I swear if I knew this kid would be this persistent we would have made good with our word those years…ago" The four teens turned around as soon as they noticed the kid with the number 2030 standing behind them.
"Yeah should've, could've, would've, but you didn't" Numbuh 2030 said as he took out two modified M.U.S.K.E.T.S. and blasted Joe and Steve in the face, knocking them out.
Teen Tornado sent a powerful gust of wind towards Numbuh 2030 who easily dodged by leaping into the air and shot downwards. The concussive mustard blasts made contact, making Teen Tornado drop to the ground. Prom Queen reached for her laser gun and aimed at the operative. She let out four shots, missing the first three times but the fourth made contact sending Numbuh 2030 to the ground. The sector leader tried to get on his feet but was kicked in the jaw by Prom Queen.
"For some reason this seems awfully familiar" Prom Queen said as she delivered another kick to the Numbuh 2030. "Maybe it's the same situation those two other runts were in when we captured you?" she said stomping on him "I do believe one of them is a cripple now isn't he?"
Prom Queen took out her staff like weapon and smacked Numbuh 2030 with it. "I heard the other one isn't any better…you know the whole being road kill thing huh?"
That did it.
Prom Queen brought her staff down but stopped when it made contact. She tried to bring it back up but saw Numbuh 2030 holding onto the other end. He took out another one of his modified M.U.S.K.E.T.s and shot Prom Queen point blank in the face. Prom Queen fell back unconscious as Teen Tornado got back up.
"You little brat I'll make you regret ever being-!"
"You talk too much" Numbuh 2030 said cutting Teen Tornado off. The kid then pulled out another 2x4 weapon and pulling the trigger. The weapon fired a M.A.R.B.L.E. at Teen Tornado, exploding on impact. Teen Tornado flew across the park and landed in the sandbox he then began to babble like a baby.
The fighting stopped after a few minutes after the non unconscious teens fled. The operatives gathered the teens and tied them up before a KND J.A.I.L.E.R. arrived and hauled them away. The five operatives gathered by the tree where they had crashed into a bit earlier.
"Should we get the M.A.T.O.R.O. down now or should we wait for tomorrow?" Numbuh 59 asked scratching his head.
"Nah we can wait for tomorrow" Numbuh 99 said rubbing his drowsy eyes. The five operatives then walked out of the park to the house across the street. Numbuh 2030 opened the door and they all entered heading to his backyard. There they all entered the tree house and went to their rooms.
Numbuh 362 stood hidden in the shadows, after watching what had occurred she had no objections having this Sector work with her. She left whistling a tune with her hands behind her back as she headed to her S.P.R.A.Y.S.H.I.P.
'Now if only Sector V was assigned to me…then it would be a party' Numbuh 362 thought as continued towards her S.P.R.A.Y.S.H.I.P.