The doctor and the machine
Heyo peeps i don't own doctor who cuz then daleks would have penises and say orgasm and not exterminate xoxo don't judge it's my first dw fanfic i'm trying
Doccie was walking in the club like what up i got a big sonic screwdriver and I will screw someone tonight. He was feeling particularly sexy but the TARDIS was tired so he had to find someone to give him sexual relief. He was looking around and he saw aliens cause he was in an alienclub. There were sontarans, slitheens, weeping angels, cybermen and daleks, He looked at the sontarans but they were to potatoheaded and he didn't like potatoes. The slitheens we're extremely bigshaped which was really hot but the last time he couldn't walk for a week so that wasn't a good idea either. Sex with weeping angels was really exciting cause you couldn't touch or blink but he really wanted to be touched tonight. Cybermen were too rusty and that hurt. So that left him with only one option, a dalek. There were 5 daleks, 4 were flying around and one was just standing there. Doccie walked to him and said 'Hey daleksie, you so sexy' The dalek turned towards him and said 'you're the doctor, you're our enemy' Doccie laughed 'I'm everybody's enemy! Let's get out of here, allons-y!' They got out of there and they went to the park where the dalek exterminated doccie's clothes. He moved his suckthing and sucked doccie's nipples. Doccie moaned 'oh daleksie that's fantastic, so fantastic' He then caressed the dalek's hidden penis. The dalek screamed 'ORGASM ORGASM' the dalek came and sprayed oil all over Doccie. Then he started sucking Doccie's dick. 'GERONIMOOOO' Doccie said as he came and the lived long and prosper.
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