All of her life, was flying through pipes, that's what her parents taught her to do, it was the family business, after all. People of all ages would come to see Flappy Bird. But Flappy bird could never experience things all the normal people do, she had never been to school, or been in love.
Flappy Bird was depressed and sad, until she saw him. She was flapping through the pipes, then she turned her head and saw the most magnificent Zebra Cake she had ever seen. It was beautiful, he was handsome. Flappy Bird's pulse started beating wildly, she had never experienced this before!
Flappy bird went outside and went to go talk to the Zebra Cake. "Hi! How are you enjoying the show?" she asked him. "It's great, almost as great as you!" Flappy Bird blushed, "How about we go back to my place?" she asked. "YES!" Zebra Cakes yelled!
Back at Flappy Bird's apartment, she layed down on her bed, then Zebra Cakes layed down next to her. Flappy Bird said, "you look delicious." Flappy Bird's stomach growled. Flappy Bird got closer to Zebra Cakes. "What are You doing!?" Zebra Cakes said, worried.
Flappy bird opened her mouth wide and took him all in, every last inch of him, then swallowed. "Mm" she said, "I'm full now!"