Red: Purple, you ackin' so cray-cray.
(Someone appears through the door)
Green: IT'S THE STALKER!
Stalker: I'm not a stalker! Hey! Why does the script say Stalker! Flip you! It's me, your dad!
Blue: We don't have any presents for you, so go away.
Stalker: Don't worry! I killed my wife and stole her wallet, to buy presents for you to give me!
Green: You didn't simply ask for the money?
Stalker: Uhh...no.
Red: Hold on, before we go any further, I have to explain to the reader to learn more about the stalker, check out Four Swords Fathers Day.
Stalker: Uh, yeah. Oh yeah. Father's day. Hey, I thought the author made a spin-off for every holi-
Blue: Flip off, he's lazy.
Purple: Dad, I bought you a calender!
Stalker...Your heart warming goodness is so sour I'm admitting I'm a stalker. (Throws the calend(a or e or i)r at Purple's face) Flip off. (Leaves)
Red: Like I always say, it's just an elves' life.
Blue: We're elves?
Red: Uh, I thought we were. Especially in this specific game, we're so tiny, plus the additon of elvish clothes, ya know.
Purple: You're right! We have to go help Santa!
Green: Um, we're not really elves, Purple. In fact, whoever created our design sucked.
Red: It's true. An elf in the woods fighting monsters and going through dungeons? That's quite creative though. Like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Think about it, whoever made that was really smart, maybe he decided on like Teenage Mutant Ninjas, but he had a pet turtle and his brain like exploded and he made Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Like, I bet first it started out as just Ninjas, but then maybe he wanted them to be awesome Mutant Ninjas, but to be awesome, they'd have to be teenagers, thus Teenage Mutant Ninjas...Turtles.
Blue: ...
Red: And an evil monster hog! BAM! (Crash in roof)
Green: I'll go check it out! (Runs outside and struggles onto the roof, and finds a sleigh) AAH! It's Santa!
Santa?: No I'm not Santa. I'm the stalker.
Green: GET OUT OF HERE!