Disclaimer: If I owned Angel Beats the ending would have not been so cruel

Yuri:What are you lazy people doing we should plan to take angel down

Hinata:It is not our fault you made us fast for a whole week and we were not even allowed to drink water

Yuri:You failed the mission so you got punishment

Hinata:How did we failed Angel was not have a meeting place with god and it was just a garden

Yuri:Whatever now move your lazy bodies

Otonashi:Why did I have to get between these people

Yuri:So your mission this time is to go on a trip

Matsushita:Will the hotel in which we will stay in have tasty food

Otonashi:Will we have hot springs

Yui:Will we have guitar room

TK:Will we have Dancing room

Shiina:How shallow minded

Yuri:YOU ALL ARE NOT GOING FOR FUN IT IS YOUR MISSION!

*Everyone gets quiet*

Yuri:Okay listen I will provide you with all sorts of uneasy conditions so you don't disappear, An't I so thoutful

Yusa:*Murmers* I think you are the most evil villian ever in the Anime history

Yuri:Ok so go to the school gate at 4 P.M

4 P.M

Noda:Where the hell is our bus if it does not arrive in 10 seconds I will kill the driver 1 3...

A bullockcart appears

Hinata:What is this

Yusa:I knew it Yuri is evil

Yui:Yay! I will ride a bullockcart

Tkamatsu:I have been training my muscles for this day

Takeyama:This is not good for so many people to go on one bullockcart my computer might break

Otonashi:What else can we do we have no choice

Cartdriver:Will you kids even get in

Kanade:Where did they go

*They arrives at the hotel*

Sekine:The Hotel name is cheap trick what are we gonna get here

Hinata:Lets get in

Shiina:This is foolish

Fugimaki:I got the room with Matsushita

Hinata:I am gonna share the room with Otonashi

Otonashi:What please don't do something perveted

Hinata:Where do you get these stupid Ideas from!

TK:I am having the same room as Shiina lets dance all night instead of sleeping

Shiina:Why did I have to get traped with this loud head

Yusa:Ooyama you are with me at least you are normal but why are the boys and the girls not having different rooms this must be that evil Yuri's doing

Ooyama:I am going to share room with a girl I am going to face mental damagae

Noda:I am chained with this IQ freak

Takeyama:I hope I don't get effected by your stupidity

Yui:Why am I alone I will get boared and what if ghosts attack me

Takeyama:There is nothing like ghosts

Otonashi:I thought being ghost was living soul after death and if ghosts are not real what are we