Jill Valentine hunted Zombies. She took her job seriously and rarely ever got distracted.
''Hey, Chris, isn't it almost Christmas?'' ''Yeah, why?''. ''Because... Rebecca Black- I mean, Rebecca, mentioned that we should get eachother a gift.'' ''Now, why would I do that?'' Jill slapped Chris across the face. ''Because, i'm your partner, and you should support me for once?'' ''But, I don't want to.'' ''At least I don't take steroids and have a small penis.'' ''Ugh, fine.''
So Chris walked to the store, and got Jill a gift. ''The hell is this?'' ''I dunno. I grabbed something random.'' ''Uh, you grabbed a condom.'' ''Oh, oops.'' So Chris walked to the store the second time. ''...I'm not even going to ask. Really, a bitten peice of fruit cake?
Only fruits buy fruit cake.'' ''Quit being bitchy about this.'' Jill slapped Chris again. ''Go back to the store!'' ''Fine you ass.''
So Chris ran to the store and bought her a diamond ring. ''I'm not going to marry you, whore.'' So then Jill punched Chris in the chest.
''You're seriously an ass on christmas.'' ''I know, now go get me a proper gift.'' ''Ugh.'' So then Chris skipped to the store for the fourth damn time. He got her a christmas mug. ''No!'' Jill broke the mug on her head. Go back again! Chris got pissed and then killed an orphan, then he gave the corpse to Jill. ''Oh! Thanks! I love it!'' Said Jill as she began to eat it. Jill then got sick and then had to go to the Hospital and Chris took more steroids as his Penis got smaller. The end. (Don't do drugs!)
And thats the end of a retarded story written by me.