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This is exactly what I told you about. Read and be dazzled.
In a distant land, not so far away from here, there was a series of random events that made no sense. No sense to people who can't understand it anyway. Anyway, the story begins in an island. An island of destiny, otherwise known as Destiny Islands.
Sora, the Keyblade wielder, was bored out of his mind, watching a beetle scuttle on the ground with great interest. All of a sudden, Inuyasha stepped on the beetle, unaware of it's presence!
"Hey! You killed my friend! That beetle and I have been friends for over two whole minutes!" Sora shouted angrily.
Inuyasha, being very insulting, replied, "You were friends with a bug? Talk about dumb."
Out of nowhere, a shrill voice commanded,"SIT!" Inuyasha's instantaneous reaction was freaking out for two milliseconds, and slamming on the ground.
Kagome walked over to Inuyasha, angry that he had insulted a poor, fifteen-year old boy, then realized something. "Inuyasha, don't you have beetle guts on your special foot?" she asked. Inuyasha proceeded to wipe his foot on the sand, then he said sharply to Kagome,"Both my feet are special."
The Organization came out of a portal, chasing Demyx, who was acting very...strange. Riku came up from the dock, asking,"Why is he acting like that?"
Roxas answered tiredly, "Today's Tuesday. Demyx always acts like a retard on Tuesday." In what seemed to be a reply, Demyx giggled happily like a first-grade girl.
All at once, three girls appeared out of nowhere. They were the chaos causers. I know, not a very good name. The three girls were Alexis, XIV, and Jess.
" 'Sup, y'all, " Alexis greeted.
"Hey, Alexis. Don't you think that there's a couple of people missing from our randomness party?" XIV asked.
Alexis rolled her eyes slightly, and replied," Maaaaaybe..." Jess looked at an invisible watch on her wrist and counted down, "3...2...1."
Alexis shifted into random spazzy mode, and shrieked," ROY!!!!!!! MY SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sora and Riku snicked. Then, a figure dressed in blue falls from a hole in space. Alexis immediately recognized him as.....Roy Mustang.
The urge to glomp Roy was getting bigger and bigger, then Alexis could no longer bear it. She tackled Roy, who freaked out.
Suddenly, Bankotsu and the Band of Seven fell from a portal. "Ow, my skull," Bankotsu commented.
"Yo, XIV! It's your ex!" Alexis taunted. XIV glared daggers at her.
Jakotsu,on the other hand, could immediately sniff out Inuyasha from a mile away. They caught each other's eye, and Jakotsu squealed," Oh, my sweet Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha yelped, then hid behind Kagome.
I think this has been going on too long. FEAR NOT! I will get the next chappie in soon.
Next time on Anime Randomness...
The other F.M.A chars are introduced, Naraku gets buried, Bankotsu goes surfing, my brother bugs me, there's a food war, someone puts a height limit, Wrath and some wolf retard almost drown, XIV and Alexis eat sugar, and a tidal wave attacks us all.
Hey, Bankotsu, Envy! Do the disclaimer for me!
Bankotsu and Envy:(sing) Oooooh, she does not own the characters used in this story! Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Wee-woo! We will sing a song, all day long at hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh voices!
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