A/N: A little theSlap update I made up. Hope you all like it! Please review! Xoxoxo.
Disclaimer: I do not own Victorious.
Cat- Beck and Jade are getting married! Mood: Excited
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Beck: We are? Why wasn't I informed?
Jade: What the hell? No we aren't.
Cat: You aren't? But you told me that!
Beck: She did?
Jade: No, I did not!
Cat: Yeah! We saw that bridal store in the mall and you asked why there weren't any black wedding dresses. I said because black is a sad color and weddings are happy so the color is white. Then you said that you will wear a black wedding dress so I said but what if your groom doesn't want you to and you said tough luck for Beck. So, I assumed you were getting married. :(
Beck: Aww. Jade wants to marry me!
Jade: No I don't!
Sinjin: She wants to marry me.
Jade: GO AWAY SINJIN.
Sinjin: See? She didn't deny it.
Jade: I HATE YOU. I WOULD NEVER MARRY YOU DISGUSTING WAZZBAG!
Beck: But you'd marry me?
Jade: Shut up.
Beck: Jade's in love with me. She wants to marry me! :)
Jade: Shut up!
Beck: So, are you still coming over?
Jade: Yeah, yeah. I'm leaving now. I'll be there in 5 minutes.
Beck: Here comes the bride…
Andre: All dressed in black…
Cat: Is there a wedding or not? #confused
Beck: No, Cat.
Cat: Oh phooey! I made a bunch of cute little invitations!
Jade: Dispose of them immediately.
Beck: I think Cat should save them.
Jade: Whatever.