OK people, here's a small oneshot starring two of my favorite Orgy members! Here one of them asks a simply innocent question and his bestie has a little problem answering it.
Speech is normal
Thoughts are italic
Warning: Rated M and contains Yaio, so if you don'tthink you can handle it, then step away from the fanfic....
Disclaimer: I do not Kingdom Hearts...or do I??? Just kidding! Seriously I don't...
"Hey Axel."
"Yeah Rox?"
"What's sex?"
"…………Um…well…" "Aw man! I can't believe he's asking me this now! I can't tell him yet, he's too young and innocent!"
"Yeah...?"
"Do you really wanna know man?" "I hope he doesn't…"
"Yes."
"Aw crap!" "You sure?"
"Yes."
"Maybe if I stall..." "Absolutely positively certain…?"
"Yes Axel, just tell me already."
"You absolutely, super-duper, positively, completely, undoubtedly-"
"YES AXEL! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SEX IS!?" "What's up with him?! I know he knows something!!"
"…Um, why don't you tell me what you think it is?"
"*Sigh*" "Should've known he'd ask me sooner or later..." "Well, I think there are two common interpretations of 'sex'. Firstly, it can refer to the gender of a person. Secondly, it can also be an interaction between male and female where the male places his penis in the female's vagina. The result of this sexual intercourse is usually pregnancy, where the embryo develops into a fetus in the female's womb for nine months until birth."
"...............What?! That's so not what sex is!!" "How in the World That Never Was (and every other world) did he f****** find out?!"
"Oh really…? Then what is it?" "I thought it really was…"
"We-well…I dunno. Where did you get that idea from?"
"Well, the Superior's door was open and I saw him and Saix stark naked on his bed and they were moaning and yelling and touching each other inappropriately."
"OK Roxas, whatever you say…""I'm gonna have a little talk with the Superior about keeping his door open…"
Ooh my, poor Xemnas, or maybe not so poor. I mean, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND KEEPS THE DOOR OPEN WHEN THEY'RE...well...you know....
A little mature I know, Tell me if I should make a series of these 'questions' with the other KH characters!!