DG:Hi!This is my first Zelda fic,so I hope it's good!
Disclaimer:I don't own any thing listed in here.But I do own Mido,since no one wants him any more!Anything thats doesn't sound right to you,or the lawyers for that matter,is mine.
Link:She's scary!
Navi:You'll regret saying that....
Link:*snorts*Yeah,right!
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*DARK LINK'S POV*
I sat in a chair in the 'Welcome to He**'Waiting room.A sign,near the door way,read this:
IF YOU HAVE JUST DIED,PLEASE GO THROUGH WALLS.IF YOU HAVE BEEN DEFEATED BY YOUR MORTAL ENEMY,STAY IN THE WAITING ROOM.
I sighed at the thought of Link,growling and snapping my sword in two.The people-well,not really people...okay things!-stared at me like I was crazy.I sighed as the skull called me to the Devil's room.I was surprised at who I saw there...."L-lord Gannon?"I said,bowing.Ganny snorted."I am now called...Lord Gannypants!"He laughed manicaly.I sweatdropped.
*Link's POV*
I rode along with Epona,now that I had already defeated everthing.I wondered what happened to Navi....
*some where else*
Navi sat on a branch,waiting to be rescued..."Hey!""Watch out!""Listen!"She kept say her stupid phrases to herself...Okay,that was just plain stpid,so lets go back to linkie-poo!
*Back with Link's POV*
I pondered,shaking my head."Nah..That could NEVER happen!"I said to myself,as we trotted to the LonLon Farm.....
*Malon's POV*
I watched as my 'knight-in-shining-armor' approched."Link!"I said,scrambling to him.Well,this is a pretty boring POV,so back to D. Link!
*D. Link's POV*
I sat in a molten chair,awaiting his plan."You see,I have changed son-""FOR THE LAST TIME,I'M NOT YER SON!""Well,whatever...Anyways,this is my plan....We set up a Pizza Palace on the Lon Lon Ranch!MUWHAHAHAHA!"I twiched."Thats*twichs*YER PLAN!"Ganny nodded."So evil,isn't it?Besides,thats were Link is right now!MUWHAHAHAHAHA!"I twiched.I called his threapist."Um...Ganny here needs a shrink-""NOOOOO!NOT THE DREADED SHRINK!"He screamed,cluchting his head."They go into your mind....AND YOU GO CRAZY!!!!!"Ganny screamed again.I sweatdropped,inching away from him and up to the surface."I-I'll come later...."
And so,I went over to Link's treehouse in Koroki Forest.I grinned evily,climbing into it.Link returned later that night when the ranch had been turned into a pizza palace...Strange enough......Oh well!Anyways,as soon as Link entered it,I had him in my trap...My clutches...And into the darkness he fell..asleep?Now this is getting WAY to kooky.....And so,I set out to find the insane authoress writng this fic write now.
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DG:MUWHAHAHAHA!R&R!
Disclaimer:I don't own any thing listed in here.But I do own Mido,since no one wants him any more!Anything thats doesn't sound right to you,or the lawyers for that matter,is mine.
Link:She's scary!
Navi:You'll regret saying that....
Link:*snorts*Yeah,right!
************************************************************
*DARK LINK'S POV*
I sat in a chair in the 'Welcome to He**'Waiting room.A sign,near the door way,read this:
IF YOU HAVE JUST DIED,PLEASE GO THROUGH WALLS.IF YOU HAVE BEEN DEFEATED BY YOUR MORTAL ENEMY,STAY IN THE WAITING ROOM.
I sighed at the thought of Link,growling and snapping my sword in two.The people-well,not really people...okay things!-stared at me like I was crazy.I sighed as the skull called me to the Devil's room.I was surprised at who I saw there...."L-lord Gannon?"I said,bowing.Ganny snorted."I am now called...Lord Gannypants!"He laughed manicaly.I sweatdropped.
*Link's POV*
I rode along with Epona,now that I had already defeated everthing.I wondered what happened to Navi....
*some where else*
Navi sat on a branch,waiting to be rescued..."Hey!""Watch out!""Listen!"She kept say her stupid phrases to herself...Okay,that was just plain stpid,so lets go back to linkie-poo!
*Back with Link's POV*
I pondered,shaking my head."Nah..That could NEVER happen!"I said to myself,as we trotted to the LonLon Farm.....
*Malon's POV*
I watched as my 'knight-in-shining-armor' approched."Link!"I said,scrambling to him.Well,this is a pretty boring POV,so back to D. Link!
*D. Link's POV*
I sat in a molten chair,awaiting his plan."You see,I have changed son-""FOR THE LAST TIME,I'M NOT YER SON!""Well,whatever...Anyways,this is my plan....We set up a Pizza Palace on the Lon Lon Ranch!MUWHAHAHAHA!"I twiched."Thats*twichs*YER PLAN!"Ganny nodded."So evil,isn't it?Besides,thats were Link is right now!MUWHAHAHAHAHA!"I twiched.I called his threapist."Um...Ganny here needs a shrink-""NOOOOO!NOT THE DREADED SHRINK!"He screamed,cluchting his head."They go into your mind....AND YOU GO CRAZY!!!!!"Ganny screamed again.I sweatdropped,inching away from him and up to the surface."I-I'll come later...."
And so,I went over to Link's treehouse in Koroki Forest.I grinned evily,climbing into it.Link returned later that night when the ranch had been turned into a pizza palace...Strange enough......Oh well!Anyways,as soon as Link entered it,I had him in my trap...My clutches...And into the darkness he fell..asleep?Now this is getting WAY to kooky.....And so,I set out to find the insane authoress writng this fic write now.
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DG:MUWHAHAHAHA!R&R!