It was a sunny morning in the neighborhood where the Dursleys lived on number 4 Privet Drive. The Dursleys were a family of three. There was Uncle Vernon, a large purple faced man with a bushy mustache and no neck. Than there was-- FanficWriter: "HOLD IT!"… Okay, I know you have heard all this crap before. I mean, every book begins with the whole "Harry Potter was an unusual boy blah, blah, yadda, BLAH!
To me it just doesn't sound good unless J.K. wrote it… soooo I'm SKIPPIN' it!

Okay I'll start a few weeks later. Enjoy please(this is my first fic so have mercy-CHIBI-CHAN

"This sure is boring" thought Ron as he did his essay on Muggle Studies: Why do muggles need electricity? He'd been sitting in the library with Hermione studying and working for hours. "Hermione, I have three more days to get this done, why don't we go back to the common room to see Harry?" Ron whined. "We'll I guess your right we might as well head back ." Hermione said as she picked up her books and walk out with Ron. Hermione, who had not been paying much attention to where she was going slammed right into the portrait of the Sir Cadogan (they needed him again as the fat lady demanded a vacation,) on the base of Gryffindor Tower. "Ooooowww!!"
She moaned. "Thou art a foul wench!" Sir Cadogan screeched. "Back I say, Back you knaves, you brutes!" "Oh shut Up!" Hermione snapped, still rubbing her head. "What's the password?" asked Sir Cadogan. "Lily-livered ,scum." Said Ron.
The portrait swung aside to let them in. The site inside was an awful one…"OH MY GOD, KILLER RYO-OHKI'S ON THE LOOSE!!" Hermione screamed. "AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!" Ron yelled, as he was knocked to the floor by twenty little cat/rabbit things jumped him all at once. It was a WRECK in the common room as little furballs were flying around knocking people down, biting people, and breaking things. There was a mad rush to get through the portrait hole as people crowded the opening. (your point of view if you were there: Hermione swinging a chair around her head, Ron trying to free himself of twenty cute/but vicious when mad bunny/cat things, Neville searching for is toad Trevor(in vain), and Dean being forced into the fire place by an unusually fat cabbit, and other people trying to run
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


To be CONTINUED:
disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, and
the Ryo-ohki's are from the japanese anime "TENCHI MUYO"(No Need For Tenchi)