This is a Deidara and Tobi story! Please read and give me a review. I know i'm not that good but please still tell me how it is and I may take some requests! Well here's the first chapter!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It was a normal day in the Akatsuki layer when all hell broke loose."TOBI!!!!" Deidara screamed at the top of his lungs. He was welcomed with a very happy ninja.

"Good Morning Sempai!"

Deidara was pissed. No he was beyond pissed! A couple of minutes ago he was happily sleeping about his art becoming known to the world when he was tackled by his orange masked partner.

Now he lay upon the floor with his giddily partner straddling his thighs.

"Get the fuck off you fuck head!" he screamed. If anyone saw him like this he was screwed!!

"Tobi I'm giving five seconds before I blow you to pieces!" he said as he began to reach for his clay. Just as he began to mold his clay he was interrupted when his partner said "But Sempai Sir Leader said we have a mission to do today!"

As he said this he began to jump up and down slightly upon his partner. It looked like he was humping his partner!

Unfortunately for Deidara as he partner did this he failed to notice the door open wide.

"Hey Deidara you and Tobi hav-"

Kisame stopped within mid sentence and gawked at the sight in front of him.Then Kisame simply let out a very dark grin.

Before Deidara could even think of what to say his partner screamed "Good morning Kisame!!"

Letting out a small chuckle he replied "Good morning to you too" Then said "Who knew you had it in ya Deidara" with the same grin on his face.

"Wait a damn minute!!!" Deidara screamed at the now smirking fish!! "This is a huge misunderstanding!!" Kisame immediately burst out laughing "Of course it is" he said a he wiped a tear away.

While leaving the room Kisame screamed "Hey Itachi-sama you won't believe what just happened!!"

Deidara let out a growl before he snapped "TTTTOOOBBIIII!! YOU SON OF A BITCH I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!! YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PERSON I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!! AND THE WORST PERSON ANYONE COULD HAVE AS A PARTNER!! WHO THE HELL ACTS AND LOOKS LIKE YOU I MEAN COME ON A MASK!!! WHO WOULD WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND?! I DON'T! NOW OUT GET OUT YOU RETARD!! AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Deidara panted harshly and failed to notice what his partner was doing. Tobi bit his bottom lip trying to hold in tears before getting off his partner. Not even giving his sempai one last he left the room mumbling "sorry."

Deidara now finally regained his breathing took a look around the room.

"Humph serves his right."

Deidara felt very proud of him self and trying to ignore the strange feeling in his stomach. It felt as though he was going to hurl.

Ch he probably thinking some where on how to apologize to me. Deidara thought with a very amused smirk on his face. Yeah...why should he be worried about someone like Tobi. Besides he could take care of himself. He couldn't care less what would happen to the orange masked bimbo.

Besides he would just come back in an hour or so...right?

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Well theres the first chapter of this DeidaraxTobi story. Please review!! I will take requests if you want. Until next time!! BYE!