A/N I got my definition of nekkid from a Tom Robbins novel, so I can't take credit. He writes great stuff, if you haven't read any yet, you should pick one up. This little story is also sort of an exercise for me in trying to just mainly use dialogue to get my point across.. hope I succeeded.
Ring
Hop out of the shower.
Ring
Grab a towel.
Rrii-
Click.
"Hello?"
"Ianto!"
"Sir? Is something wrong? Do I need to come in?"
"No.."
"Then why-?"
"What'cha wearing?"
Frown. "If you don't mind, I was just taking a shower and-"
"Oh. Are you nekkid?"
"No sir, I am not naked."
"No- I asked if you were nekkid."
Scowl. "I suppose there is a difference?"
"Yup."
"You're going to tell me, aren't you."
"As your commander it's my job to keep you informed of these important details."
Sigh. "Of course sir."
"I wont take that tone Ianto, this is important stuff. Naked is just that, naked, bare, nude, in the buff, wearing nothing but your birthday suit-"
"Yes I know that."
"Nekkid, is naked, but with the intent to do bad."
Pause. "Sir, are you nekkid?"
"Yes."
Smile. "I'll be there in ten minutes.. oh.. and I'm wearing a towel."
Moan.
Click.