A/N: This is a new series of Spixie one-shots I started, showing us Spixie in the future. I will post a warning for a part that will be mature or higher. Enjoy...
The Marriage Chronicles
"Did you take the garbage out?"
"Why must Maximista continually ask that same question every Wednesday night?"
"Because you forgot to take it out before we went out of town for our anniversary, and we came home to a house full of bugs."
"Well, excuse the Jackal for actually thinking that our progeny would have enough sense to empty the trash."
"Stop being snippy, did you do it or not?"
"Yes."
Maxie smiled to herself, pleased with the answer her husband gave her. She pulled her new issue of Cosmo out of the night stand before climbing into bed. "Did you talk to Sam?"
"What is this, the Inquisition?" he asked, becoming very annoyed with her nagging. It seemed like the longer they were married the worse it got, not that he was ever going to leave her over it. He finished stripping down to his boxers before climbing into bed beside her.
Maxie just glared at him.
"Yes, I talked to him. I told him we didn't want him hanging around the new Smith kid," he explained, leaning back against the pillows.
"Did he agree?"
"The Jackal wouldn't say he agreed, but he accepted it."
"Well, he'll just have to deal with it. Oh, did you talk to him about the porn?" The other day Maxie had been straightening his room when she ran across an old issue of Cyber Babes. Of course she and Spinelli had it out, because he told her that he had thrown out all his porn once they started dating. He gave her some crap story, that he kept it for sentimental reason, his first porn magazine or something. She stood there and watched as Spinelli burned it. Of course she showed how much she appreciated it, later that night.
"Maximista, he's fourteen years old, a typical teenage boy. As long as it doesn't get out of hand, the Jackal doesn't see the problem, which is what I told him."
"The problem is, I don't want him to think of women as nothing but sex objects. I want him to be a gentleman."
"Sam's a good kid, we need to trust him."
"I do trust him; it's just that he's growing up so fast. I mean it seems like yesterday I was holding Samuel in my arms and now he can't stand for me to give him a hug," she said with tears in her eyes. She felt immediate comfort when Spinelli pulled her into his warm embrace.
"I know, I can't believe Carlene is seventeen. The Jackal and his progeny used to be so close, but now he cramps her style. Well, at least I have Georgie," he mumbled into her hair. Five years ago last month, Maxie had given him another beautiful daughter. Georgie had been a surprise to both of them; a big surprise considering Maxie had had her tubes tied after Sam. After Georgie, they decided to just use birth control, which had been very effective, until five months ago. Spinelli smiled as he ran his hand over Maxie's stomach. "The Jackal is glad this one is a boy, because I'm not sure how Sam and I would survive if it wasn't."
"Ha-ha, you really think you're funny." Maxie laced her hand through his; resting them on the mountain she called a stomach. "Have you realized that every time we have wild and crazy sex, I wind up pregnant?"
"The Jackal likes to think that we've had wild and crazy sex more than four times in the nineteen years we've been married."
"That's not what I meant." Maxie propped her elbow up on his pillow as she turned to elaborate on her on recent realization.
Spinelli was hit with a wave of lust seeing his wife in this position. Her little baby-doll nightgown barely held her breasts in at all. Of course it was long enough to cover her stomach, because she felt that was tacky to walk around showing her stomach. He never understood why she didn't mind showing cleavage, but when it came to her pregnant belly, that was a different story.
"Are you listening to me?"
"Huh?"
"You'd best get that look out of your eyes or go the bathroom and take care of it, because I'm not in the mood."
"The Jackal apologizes, please continue."
"As I was saying, our sexual activities were not normal all four nights."
"Maxie, if you don't want me to think about it, then we had best drop this conversation," he replied as he turned over on his back. "Or, you'd better get in the mood," he added with a smirk.
"Don't you dare think you can order me around Damian Spinelli, it's not happening tonight" she snapped. "I'm being serious."
"Alright, but don't make us sound like freaks."
"That's not what I mean. Do you remember what we did the night Carlene was conceived?"
"How could the Jackal forget, that was the night his Fair Maximista decided to surprise him in Stone Cold's office," he replied with a fond smile.
"Yeah, I won't forget either; I'm surprised I didn't have scars from that brick wall. And don't you go apologizing again, it didn't bother me then and it doesn't bother me now. The best part was the look on Jason's face when he walked in, priceless," she said giggling.
"The Jackal wouldn't know, considering his back side was to the door." Spinelli felt his face flush with embarrassment even after nearly eighteen years. It was weeks before he could look Stone Cold in the eye. "Maximista could've locked the door when she came in."
"I forgot," she pouted.
"The Jackal isn't so sure."
"I don't understand why you're still embarrassed about it."
"What about Sam?" he asked, changing the subject. Spinelli felt a smile tug his lips when he saw her face flush.
"That's not funny and you know it," she snapped. Maxie sat up with her back to him, crossing her arms over her large, sore, breasts.
"Oh come on, it wasn't as bad as when Mac the Enforcer caught you and the Clean Cut Cadet in the storage closet at GH," he replied with a chuckle.
"It was worse. Why didn't you ask Nikolas if he was planning anything that afternoon?" she asked over her shoulder.
"How was I supposed to know he would pick that exact spot to have one of the Little Prince's birthday parties? The Princely One told me to bring you there on a picnic, as payment for my technical services, since I wouldn't take money from him."
"Yes I know, but we had just been skinny dipping in that freezing stream. You at lest had put your clothes back on."
"Well, I thought it was cute, you playing Eve and all." Spinelli couldn't help but laugh out loud. It seemed like yesterday when she had grabbed the leaves off a near by bush and placed them over her intimate parts.
"Yeah, until Nikolas and Nadine showed up with a bunch of ten year old boys."
"Aww, come on, Maximista gave them a great memory to take with them through puberty."
"Eww, Spin, stop it. That's just gross." Maxie slapped him on his shoulder. "Plus you could've told me that those leaves were poison ivy," she complained.
Spinelli started laughing so hard then, that he felt tears building in his eyes. Maxie had been miserable for the next month after that. He asked Nadine to get her some medication for the rash and Maxie started to heal in no time. "The Jackal was trying to make himself presentable. How was he supposed to know his lovely wife had decided to put leaves all over her wonderful nude body?" Spinelli leaned forward and gave her teasing nip on her ear.
"Well, at least the sex was great." Maxie sat for a minute thinking. "Yeah, I have to say, us making love in the stream has to right up there on the top of the list, wouldn't you say?" she asked as he pulled her back against him, relaxing against the headboard.
"It was nice, but the top of my list has to be the Arch."
"It would be," Maxie replied rolling her eyes. "Man, am I glad the kids went up with Robin, Patrick, and Alisa, instead of us. Where did you come up with that idea anyway?"
"I don't know, we'd been members of the mile high club for years, so I thought we'd do something different."
"Sex in the St. Louis Arch elevator was definitely different."
"But fun."
"Yes it was fun. God, I hope Georgie never asks where she was conceived," Maxie said breaking into laughter.
"The Little Wise One will never forgive us. Which brings us to our last bundle of joy," he replied, giving Maxie's stomach a little rub.
"What possessed you to initiate sex in Kate and Sonny's living room?" she asked, smiling at the memory.
"The Jackal has no clue; it had to be the two glasses of wine he had consumed earlier at the restaurant."
Maxie laughed. Spinelli had taken her to New York for their anniversary and they had decided to pop in on Kate and Sonny at their townhouse. Their made had let them in, so they could wait for Sonny and Kate in comfort. She didn't expect Spinelli to take her down on the cold marble floor and make love to her, but she didn't complain then and wasn't complaining now. The problem was, the maid told them that she didn't expect Sonny and Kate back for another hour, which turned out to only be half an hour. The older couple walked in to find them tangled in one another's arms in the floor. Maxie had grabbed the throw on the couch and Spinelli grabbed the closest thing to him, a bear skin rug. Needless to say, Sonny wasn't happy, but Kate got a kick out of it and the two left the room until Maxie and Spinelli had dressed.
"You know, just thinking about you in that bear skin rug, makes me a warm and tingly inside." Maxie leaned up to give him a teasing kiss.
"Has Maximista's mood changed?" he asked hopefully, bringer her securely down on his lap.
"I believe it has." Maxie leaned into kiss him again, when they heard a little knock on their bedroom door. Maxie groaned as she climbed off the bed and threw her robe on, opening the door. Georgie ran past, into the room, on the bed, and into her fathers arms.
"Georgie, what is it?" he asked as he rubbed her soft brown curls.
"There's a monster in my room Daddy," she cried into his chest.
"Well, sweetie, do you want to sleep with Daddy and Mommy tonight?" he asked. He ignored the glare Maxie sent his way, as he pulled down the blankets and mage room for their little girl.
Maxie flipped the light out and climbed into bed with her robe on. She smiled when Georgie moved down the bed to give her baby brother a kiss. Maxie pulled her close, when she moved back up her body and lay down with her head on Maxie's chest. Maxie gave her husband and smile and a brief a kiss. "I love you."
"And I you," he replied, as he pulled his girls into his arms. It wasn't any time before they were all asleep.
The End
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