A/N: We noticed that part of our original chapter one was missing so we added it. Sorry for the inconvenience. Our next chapter is in progress. We'll try to get it posted soon.
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It all started when...well it all started because Gandalf was carrying a grudge over the Caradhras incident. Well actually it was a mixture of several weird occurrences, which only served to make Gandalf angrier and angrier.
But of course none of the Fellowship noticed, because all the steam coming out of Gandalf's head was covered by the wizard's pointy hat.
Knew that hat was good for something!
Anyway, Gandalf was already in a bad mood that day because Gimli was bugging him about going through the mines of Moria and Boromir was experiencing a weird sense of humor that day.
Figures. Humans are so weird.
So there was Boromir and he started to hand the ring back to Frodo while saying, "I care not."
But the moment the ring was back in Frodo's hand Boromir yelled, "Psych!"
And jumped at Frodo.
The rest of the Fellowship was treated to the sound of a high-pitched yelp from Frodo and an 'oof' from Aragorn (who was standing right behind Frodo) as both Boromir and Frodo came barreling into him.
As the two humans and the hobbit went rolling down the hill Sam (who was leading Bill the Pony and therefore couldn't run after them) yelled, "Mr. Frodo!"
Merry and Pippin in the meantime were giggling hysterically as they both yelled "Cool!"
They then proceeded to throw themselves down the snow embankment after their somewhat crazy relative and the two humans. The sounds of Merry and Pippin yelling "Weeee!" could be heard as they rolled down the mountainside.
Legolas immediately dismissed all of them with a wave of his hand.
"Ah, let them have their fun. It gives me time to condition my hair."
That said, he sat down and pulled his conditioner out of one of the bags and proceeded to do just that.
This was entirely too much for Gandalf.
His pointy hat suddenly flew off as steam came out of his ears and nose.
Sam gave a startled squeak and jumped behind Bill the pony...although Bill looked pretty scared himself.
Gimli stood up and raised his axe to protect himself.
But Gandalf simply stalked off, muttering to himself in the black speech, to have a nice long Istari pout.
Legolas paid him no heed. He was too busy conditioning his pretty blonde hair to pay the wizard any attention.
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Meanwhile at the bottom of the mountain, the 2 humans and the hobbit all lay in a jumble, Aragorn and Frodo glaring at Boromir.
Seeing their glares he gave a pouty mumble, "It was just a joke."
That only served to get him 2 handfuls of snow flung in his face. After a few minutes of getting untangled they got to their feet and dusted themselves off.
Frodo scowled at Boromir, "Now we'll have to walk all the way back up."
"Ah, don't worry little one. One of us can carry you if need be."
"What do you mean one of us?!" Aragorn asked flipping his hair back.
Before Frodo or Boromir could respond to Aragorn's snootiness Aragorn
suddenly said, "What the…"
Both Boromir and Frodo looked at him only to see him looking up the mountain abit…worriedly. They followed his gaze and gaped.
Two huge snowballs were rolling down the mountain! Toward them!
Unfortunately, for them, about the common sense returned and they realized they should dive out of the way, the snowballs reached the bottom. Quite literally, they were bowled over. First by the one snowball. The 2 humans and the hobbit got to their feet, planning to run out of the way, only to get bowled over again by the second large snowball.
Ouch!
The next time they got up they saw the two huge snowballs slam into an outcropping of rock and fairly explode, leaving Merry and Pippin half buried in the side of a pile of snow. Only their heads and shoulders, upside down, were visible. Both hobbits grinned as if they were drunk.
"Cool."
While Frodo glared at the 2 younger hobbits, hands on his hips, Aragorn and Boromir met each other's gaze and rolled their eyes.
"I guess we better dig them out." Aragorn said with a sigh.
It took about an hour to do it, but they managed to unbury the young hobbits and started their long trek back up the mountain.
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It all started when...well it all started because Gandalf was carrying a grudge over the Caradhras incident. Well actually it was a mixture of several weird occurrences, which only served to make Gandalf angrier and angrier.
But of course none of the Fellowship noticed, because all the steam coming out of Gandalf's head was covered by the wizard's pointy hat.
Knew that hat was good for something!
Anyway, Gandalf was already in a bad mood that day because Gimli was bugging him about going through the mines of Moria and Boromir was experiencing a weird sense of humor that day.
Figures. Humans are so weird.
So there was Boromir and he started to hand the ring back to Frodo while saying, "I care not."
But the moment the ring was back in Frodo's hand Boromir yelled, "Psych!"
And jumped at Frodo.
The rest of the Fellowship was treated to the sound of a high-pitched yelp from Frodo and an 'oof' from Aragorn (who was standing right behind Frodo) as both Boromir and Frodo came barreling into him.
As the two humans and the hobbit went rolling down the hill Sam (who was leading Bill the Pony and therefore couldn't run after them) yelled, "Mr. Frodo!"
Merry and Pippin in the meantime were giggling hysterically as they both yelled "Cool!"
They then proceeded to throw themselves down the snow embankment after their somewhat crazy relative and the two humans. The sounds of Merry and Pippin yelling "Weeee!" could be heard as they rolled down the mountainside.
Legolas immediately dismissed all of them with a wave of his hand.
"Ah, let them have their fun. It gives me time to condition my hair."
That said, he sat down and pulled his conditioner out of one of the bags and proceeded to do just that.
This was entirely too much for Gandalf.
His pointy hat suddenly flew off as steam came out of his ears and nose.
Sam gave a startled squeak and jumped behind Bill the pony...although Bill looked pretty scared himself.
Gimli stood up and raised his axe to protect himself.
But Gandalf simply stalked off, muttering to himself in the black speech, to have a nice long Istari pout.
Legolas paid him no heed. He was too busy conditioning his pretty blonde hair to pay the wizard any attention.
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Meanwhile at the bottom of the mountain, the 2 humans and the hobbit all lay in a jumble, Aragorn and Frodo glaring at Boromir.
Seeing their glares he gave a pouty mumble, "It was just a joke."
That only served to get him 2 handfuls of snow flung in his face. After a few minutes of getting untangled they got to their feet and dusted themselves off.
Frodo scowled at Boromir, "Now we'll have to walk all the way back up."
"Ah, don't worry little one. One of us can carry you if need be."
"What do you mean one of us?!" Aragorn asked flipping his hair back.
Before Frodo or Boromir could respond to Aragorn's snootiness Aragorn
suddenly said, "What the…"
Both Boromir and Frodo looked at him only to see him looking up the mountain abit…worriedly. They followed his gaze and gaped.
Two huge snowballs were rolling down the mountain! Toward them!
Unfortunately, for them, about the common sense returned and they realized they should dive out of the way, the snowballs reached the bottom. Quite literally, they were bowled over. First by the one snowball. The 2 humans and the hobbit got to their feet, planning to run out of the way, only to get bowled over again by the second large snowball.
Ouch!
The next time they got up they saw the two huge snowballs slam into an outcropping of rock and fairly explode, leaving Merry and Pippin half buried in the side of a pile of snow. Only their heads and shoulders, upside down, were visible. Both hobbits grinned as if they were drunk.
"Cool."
While Frodo glared at the 2 younger hobbits, hands on his hips, Aragorn and Boromir met each other's gaze and rolled their eyes.
"I guess we better dig them out." Aragorn said with a sigh.
It took about an hour to do it, but they managed to unbury the young hobbits and started their long trek back up the mountain.