Yo it's Insomnia Angel reporting back for writing duties here and there!

I'd like to say, happily at that, that I finally have my computer fixed and all the problems I was having went bye bye. So to thank everyone for continuing to read my fanfics I decided to write up another short one-shot fanfic. Oh and before I forget new chapter 7 for my other fanfic Harry Potter-Black and the Sorcerer's Stone Redone will be posted up real soon.

For now enjoy.

Disclaimer: I, Insomnia, do not and will not ever own Harry Potter (if I did trust me I would have Harry with someone like Luna) only J.K. Rowling has that right.

Rip, Tear, and Kill—A moment of Harry Potter that might have been

'Phew, finally away from Git Lockahard!' thought one Harry Potter as he descended the Grand Stair case of Hogwarts.

Walking down he looked to his side only to notice a quite small flash that really wouldn't bother anyone at all himself included, just as it vanished. Pondering what it could be Harry just shrugged his shoulders and continued on down the stairs.

Reaching the Second floor Harry quite suddenly hear a soft and gentle voice whisper "Cute..and..Cuddly". Thinking he was imagining things he continued on another few steps only for the voice to say in an even louder voice "Cute..and..Cuddly". Starting to get a little freaked out just a tad bit Harry started walking a little faster. Nearing the First floor the voice had reached the point of yelling at him "Cute..and..Cuddly".

Breaking out into a full run, Harry ran the rest of the flight of stairs to the bottom floor only for the room to completely turn pink as soon as his foot touched the bottom floor. Looking at the odd radish and bubbles floating in this now dubbed pink bottom floor room Harry couldn't help but shudder in fear as the ear breaking words "Cute..and..Cuddly" started to make him dizzy.

The room started spinning as Harry staggered to the otherside of the room only to be greeted by an unlikely site. There sitting in a fluffy radish shaped chair sat Luna Lovegood, bringer of all insanity and things that go a bump in the night. That really wasn't the weird part more so her sitting there in a pin-striped suit petting a teddy bear in her lap saying precious while randomly yelling out Cute and Cuddly every so often and hugging the already falling apart bear that looked like it was willing to escape in exchange for its teddy bear soul.

Having stepped back from the scene actually caused a louder noise than Harry thought it would and as fate would have it Luna's gaze settled on him as her mouth curled up into a smile before she stood up and skipped over to Harry and throwing her arms around him she yelled "Awww so Cute and Cuddly!"

Ok I know I could have ended it better but I didn't want to ruin the idea I had about this XX

Well hope to hear how you all like it, and no flaming plz only unless it is something I can use to improve upon the story itself, thank you!

Till next time Insomnia over and out!