Yes, everyone and their mother already wrote an animorphs harry potter crossover. There was nothing i could do. That thing just crawled into my brain and refused to go away.

about the timeline: in the HP universe it's about a year after the end of book seven. Not so specific about animorphs - after book 29 and before... 34 i guess :)

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and Animorphs belong to J.K Rowling and K.A Applegate.

One last note: don't judgeme to harshly. English is not my native language (ah, excuses)

Chapter 1

Hi. My name is Marco. And you already know the rest. You're probably sitting with the book right now, thinking " yeah, yeah, yeerks, andalites, abandoned construction sites, quit repeating yourself already!"

Fine, i won't. Instead i'll tell you something new. A new threat. And new allies. Nothing alien this time. Well, at least not the alien we were used to. The events i'll describe here will seem absolutely fantastic to you. Just remember one thing: anything can happen in a world where tiny slugs are secretly enslaving humanity and the only ones who can stop them are just six kids. Well, five kids and an alien. Well... Four kids, an alien and a bird-boy.

"Hmm... Bird-boy and the Animorphs. Good name for a band", i said out loud.

"Marco?"

"Tobias won't be that good as a lead singer though. Maybe Rachel."

"Are you drunk or something?" that came from Rachel of course.

"How can you even suggest something so criminal? You wound me, Xena. You truly do."

"Damn it, when is Erek coming? I don't think i can stand much longer listening to Marco being... being Marco."

(He'll be here in five minutes. I just spotted him), came a voice from the rafters. Of course i called it a voice only figuratively. It was actually thought-speak, transmitted strait into my brain. And i couldn't really tell if it came from the rafters, but i knew that was where Tobias was sitting, keeping an eye, a hawk eye, for any danger.

(And maybe i can't pronounce the lyrics very well, but i can make killer sound effects)

"Ah, human rock music. Seek. Moooo-zeeek. A form of entertainment where people make ridiculous sounds with their mouths, accompanied by several musical instruments."

(You're one to talk about ridiculous mouth sounds, Ax-man)

"Hey, maybe Ax can be the lead singer," said Cassie, still, focused on what she was doing all the time we were there: bandaging raccoons and shoving pills up their... never mind.

"Do you all mind?" Jake, our fearless leader, said from the corner where he was sitting, "If i wont do my history homework mr Tidwell will kill me."

"And by the way," he added, "I'm totally lead guitar. You on the drums, as a gorilla."

"Cool."

"I can play on quite a few musical instruments. So if anyone needs music lessons..." a new voice said. Erek. Seemingly a normal kid like the rest of us. Erek the normal kid, however was merely a sophisticated hologram projected by an android that was around when the pyramids were still in the planning.

"I have bad news, guys."

"Somehow i guessed this was the case. This has become your catch phrase. Sort of like 'he's dead, Jim', or 'fascinating'."

"One of my people have been immobilized. She can't move at all. she can still communicate and maintain her hologram, but her power is running out. in three days a very suspicious dog robot will pop out of nowhere in the middle of a forest in Scotland, Britain, surrounded by controllers."

"Wait," Cassie raised her head, "did you just say... Britain?!"