Know Your Stars: Star Wars Edition
Boba Fett walked into the dark room, and sat on a chair in the middle of the room, the sole object in the room. Suddenly, a spotlight hit him, and he heard a Voice coming out of seemingly nowhere, echoing in the near empty room:
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."
Boba seemed as stoic as ever, but under his helmet, his face was utterly confused.
"Boba Fett... he's secretly a Jedi."
"That's not true. I abhor all Jedi, so why would I actually be one?"
"Boba Fett... he's in love with Han Solo."
"I'm not gay, I had a wife and a daughter."
"Boba Fett... he left his wife to be with Han Solo."
"I DON'T LIKE HAN SOLO!"
"Boba Fett... he's in denial."
"NO I'M NOT!"
"See? He's even in denial about being in denial."
"That's it." Boba ignited his flamethrower, aiming it all around the room.
"Boba Fett... he thinks his flamethrower can destroy me!" The Voice laughed maniacally.
Suddenly, the laughs changed into agonizing screams as the Voice caught on fire and died a slow painful death.
Boba sighed, and just left the room. "Di'kutla chakaar..."* he muttered to himself.
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*dumb bastard (lit. "foolish graverobber")
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It's-a me, Darth-a Desu. Part 1 (?) of Know Your Stars: Star Wars Edition. Yes, it's an overdone idea. I'll freely admit it. But really, aren't cliches fun?
Next: Darth Vader, assuming there's enough interest.