THE DAILY LIFE OF A DYSFUNCTIONAL MAFIA FAMILY

Day 1: Diabolical Battles Between Fire and Ice

A.N My first KHR fic! Hope you like it! Thanks to Melody123 for some ideas.

For my friends Yuhazaki, Loki Lee, Vonna Plum and of course Melody123.

Usernames in order of appearance

Gokudera- 10s_bitch

Tsuna- IM_NOT_TUNA

Yamamoto- Baseball_Luver

Xanxus- OBEY_OR_DIE

Squalo- Loyaltys_a_bitch

Hibari- BITEU2DEATH

Mukuro- Smoke_n_Mirrors

10s_bitch has signed in.

10s_bitch says:
Huh? No one is on yet?

IM_NOT_TUNA has signed in

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
Hello Gokudera!

10s_bitch says:
Hello Juudaime!!

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
I just got home. Reborn made me do some 'extra' training. I'm so tired right now.

10s_bitch says:
That's ok. I just got on too! Juudaime has been training! I need to train too!!

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
You don't need to Gokudera. You're fine. Yamamoto not here yet?

10s_bitch says:
Awwww… Thank you Juudaime! And, nope. It's only us two at the moment. I think he had baseball practice afterschool.

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
Okay. He should be here soon.

Baseball_Luver has signed in.

Baseball_Luver says:
Hi Tsuna!! Hi Gokudera!

10s_bitch has changed their name to Bombshell_59

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
Hello Yamamoto! :D

Bombshell_59 says:
Hi…

Baseball_Luver says:
Ummm… Gokudera, why was your name 10s_bitch? o.O

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
Yea Gokudera… why?

Bombshell_59 says:
None your business Baseball Baka! You don't really need to know Juudaime.

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
ALLLRIIIGHT THEN. Well, either of you done the Maths homework? I don't get it!! TT^TT

Baseball_Luver says:
Well, I just got back from practice so I haven't even looked at it yet. I'm pretty sure I won't get it either. Maths can die in a hole!

Bombshell_59 says:
Meh it was easy. But if you are having trouble I'll come over tomorrow and help you.

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
THANK YOU!~ Yamamoto, if you need help you can come over too.

Baseball_Luver says:
Okay. I'd love to Tsuna.

OBEY_OR_DIE has signed in

OBEY_OR_DIE says:
What are you all doing in here?!

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
AHHHH!! Not you! *hides in closet*

Bombshell_59 says:
I'll protect you Juudaime!

Baseball_Luver says:
IT'S OK! Calm down Gokudera…

OBEY_OR DIE says:
What chat room is this?! Isn't this the 'All Things Cute and Fuzzy' chat room?!

Bombshell_59 says:
… O.O

OBEY_OR_DIE says:
I mean… I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!

Loyaltys_a_bitch has signed in

Loyaltys_a_bitch says:
Boss! Your hairdresser's appointment is in five minutes!

OBEY_OR_DIE says:
What!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER YOU FUCKTARD!!

Bombshell_59 says:
W…T…F…

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
I'm not coming out! *resumes hiding in the closet*

Baseball_Luver says:
I'm staying out of this one.

OBEY_OR_DIE says:
I mean… What hairdresser's appointment?

Loyaltys_a_bitch says:
Boss it's that appointment at umm… that place you really like. What's it called again?

OBEY_OR_DIE says:
YOU ARE SO DEAD! HEAR THAT TRASH!? JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET DOWN THERE!!!

OBEY_OR_DIE has signed out

Loyaltys_a_bitch says:
HELP!!!!!

Bombshell_59 says:
Serves you right. I'm never going to think of Xanxus in the same way again. *shudders*

Baseball_Luver says:
Yea. I would be really embarrassed if I was Xanxus right now. I'm sure you can handle it though Squalo.

Loyaltys_a_bitch says:
HEEEELLLLPPPP!!! VOIII!!!!!~

Loyaltys_a_bitch says:
This is Xanxus. THE TRASH LIES! LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!!

Loyaltys_a_bitch says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Loyaltys_a_bitch has changed their name to OBEY_OR_DIE_has_killed_Loyaltys_a_bitch

OBEY_OR_DIE_has_killed_Loyaltys_a_bitch has signed out

Bombshell_59 says:
WTF, I have no idea what just happened. That was interesting yet extremely creepy at the same time… I wouldn't want to be Squalo right now.

Baseball_Luver says:
Definitely. Hey, Tsuna you can come out now. But Squalo is right, loyalty to Xanxus is a bitch….

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
Phew… *climbs out of closet*

BITEU2DEATH has signed in.

BITEU2DEATH says:
What are you herbivores doing here?

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
NO! Not Hibari-san!

Bombshell_59 says:
I'll protect you again Juudaimeeee!!

BITEU2DEATH says:
You didn't answer my question! What are you doing here?! Doesn't matter. I'll just bite you to death. *takes out tonfas*

Bombshell_59 says:
You'll have to go through me first! *takes out dynamite*

Baseball_Luver says:
Look Hibari-san, Gokudera. Please calm down.

Bombshell_59 says:
No way! Stay out of the way Baseball Baka!

BITEU2DEATH says:
Never mind. I'll BITE YOU ALL TO DEATH!

Bombshell_59 says:
Bring it on!

Smoke_n_Mirrors has signed in.

Smoke_n_Mirrors says:
Kufufufufu~ Hello everyone.

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
Mukuro! What are you going here? I swear everyone is out to get me today.

Bombshell_59 says:
Juudaime! Be careful.

BITEU2DEATH says:
… Quit interrupting herbivore!

Smoke_n_Mirrors says:
That's not a very welcoming greeting. :D

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
I think I'll go back to my closet…

Bombshell_59 says:
Piss off Mukuro. Juudaime! I'll protect you with my super special awesome online dynamite! *insert dynamite icon* *insert explosion icon*

IM_NOT_TUNA says:
I'm sorry Gokudera but I think I'll feel safer away from this chat room. Bye!

IM_NOT_TUNA has signed out

Baseball_Luver says:
Bye Tsuna!~

Bombshell_59 says:
He's gone already Baseball Baka! Now look what you guys have done.

BITEU2DEATH says:
The herbivore ran away! You'll pay for that Mukuro. I'll also BITE YOU TO DEATH!

Smoke_n_Mirrors says:
This should be interesting. I think I'll take you up on that. *takes out trident*

BITEU2DEATH says:
Let's take this offline. I want to bite you to death in reality, not just online.

Smoke_n_Mirrors says:
Whatever makes you sleep at night. Talk to you all soon! Kufufufu~

Smoke_n_Mirrors has signed out

BITEU2DEATH says:
Now all of you stay here! I'll be back to bite you to death when I'm finished with him.

BITEU2DEATH has signed out

Bombshell_59 says:
So… its only us left.

Baseball_Luver says:
Guess so.

Bombshell_59 says:
Okay, this is just boring.

Baseball_Luver says:
Well then say something.

Bombshell_59 says:
You say something.

Baseball_Luver says:
Errrrr…

Bombshell_59 says:
I'll just go do the English homework then.

Baseball_Luver says:
I'll go look at the Maths homework then…

Bombshell_59 says:
Alright… awkward silence.

Baseball_Luver says:
Yea…

Bombshell_59 says:
Guess I'll go now.

Baseball_Luver says:
Bye, darling.

Bombshell_59 says:
What did you just call me?! Don't say that in public!! We are in an open chat room! Someone might see it!!

Baseball_Luver says:
Fine. I won't say it.

Bombshell_59 says:
Good. See you tomorrow at school.

Baseball_Luver says:
Yup. Bye, sweetie!

Bombshell_59 says:
Don't call me that either you Baseball Baka!

Bombshell_59 has signed out

Baseball_Luver says:
*sigh* Just me now… Well, better jump into my Maths homework's hole. TT^TT

Baseball_Luver has signed out

BITEU2DEATH has signed in

BITEU2DEATH says:
Now you herbivores! Now that I've dealt with that Mukuro, I'm going to bite YOU to death!

BITEU2DEATH says:
Hey! Where are you?!

BITEU2DEATH says:
Damn it!! They all left! I'll get them at school tomorrow. Grrrrrrrrr!!!

BITEU2DEATH has signed out

A.N Yay! That was so fun! The next chapters should feature some short fluff conversations between different pairings. Including 8059, XS, maybe 6918. The Varia Edition is currently being written by Melody123, because she wanted to write it. Hope you enjoyed it!

Reviews: Are very much appreciated. Ideas and requests are also welcomed. "Reviews are like drugs, the more you have the happier you are!" :D