Adventures of Random OZ Soldier #8
By Race Baj
(Scene is a bathroom. A young man in an OZ soldier uniform is looking in the mirror.
Random OZ Soldier #8: OH NO! It's a Gundam! Naw... Oh NO! It IS a Gundam! That sucks two.
Random OZ Soldier #7 (off screen): Give it up soldier, they aren't coming to attack the base.
Random OZ Soldier #8: And why not?
(Random OZ Soldier #7 walks in)
Random OZ Soldier #7: Because, it's the smallest, most stupidest located base!
Random OZ Soldier #8: I can dream can't I?
Random OZ Soldier #7: No, dreams are for those who are weak!
Random OZ Soldier #8: But...
(Corny music starts)
Random OZ Soldier #8: Well you gotta have dreams.
You gotta hold tight
To what is pure!
And what is right
For without dreams,
where would our life be-e-e-e?
Because its wonderful to be!
An OZ soldier just like me!
You get publicity, chicks, and more!
Random OZ Soldier #7 (cutting off): Dude cut it out
Random OZ Soldier #8: because its wonderful to be-
Random OZ Soldier #7: Dude I said stop it!
Random OZ Soldier #8: An OZ Soldier just like me!
Random OZ Soldier #7: ENOUGH!
(Music stops)
Random OZ Soldier #8: I was getting to the good part!
Random OZ Soldier #7: There is no good part, there is just the song, in all its crappyness!
Random OZ Soldier #8: I thought it was good.
Random OZ Soldier #7: oh it was far from good!
Random OZ Soldier #8: Fine then, you don't get the lead in my musical I'm writing.
Random OZ Soldier #7: Good.
Random OZ Soldier #8: I know its good.
Random OZ Soldier #7: Yeah, good for me!
Random OZ Soldier #8: Well... um... so?
Random OZ Soldier #7: Always the witty one.
Random OZ Soldier #8: ...
(Random OZ Soldier #8 leaves)
(Scene shows two Leos walking patrol style through a forest, suddenly Sandrock bursts through the trees)
Random OZ Soldier #19: Oh No! It's a-
(One of the Leo stabs the other with a beam saber)
Random OZ Soldier #8: Oh no you don't! Oh No! It's a Gundam! Oh wait that was bad, can I do it again?
(Sandrock smashed his Heat Sickle through the Leo's head)
Random OZ Soldier #8: Ah crap! This suit is one day away from retirement!
(Later...)
Random OZ Soldier #8: Dude, is this what happens after a suit gets smashed? It just sits there?
(Sandrock comes walking back)
Random OZ Soldier #8: Hey can I get a lift?
Quatre: Well... I normal don't pick up strangers, particularly ones who tried to kill me hours before...
Random OZ Soldier #8: I won't try to change the radio station.
Quatre: Alright then.
Random OZ Soldier #8: Whoohoo!
Quatre: You can ride on the edge of my sickle.
Random OZ Soldier #8:...
(Later, on the sickle, Random OZ Soldier #8 is hopping around)
Random OZ Soldier #8: Oh hot! This is so freaking hot!
Quatre: You comfortable out there?
Random OZ Soldier #8: *calms down* Oh yes.
Quatre: Good.
Random OZ Soldier #8: *starts screaming again* This is so hot! OW!
(Even Later, at the Arab base Random OZ Soldier #8 is soaking his feet in water talking with Quatre)
Quatre: So what's next for a Evil OZ Soldier like yourself?
Random OZ Soldier #8: I don't know, I was thinking along the lines of... Wherever life may take me!
Special Not From Race Baj: I don't own Gundam Wing, if I did I would be the star, and there would be more penguins. Also what did you think? Should Random OZ Soldier #8 have more adventures? Gimme feedback.