#Mr. Miagi's Banana factory owns nothing. By the way, THIS IS BASED ON THE FIRST BLOODY ROAR!!!! This is for you to know because we have not played any of the recent ones.

Yugo: Ya, I'm Yugo and I'm here to teach you how to beat the shit out of people! This is not only something you can do as a fun pass time but also as a career! Take Long for example, he's actually paid to kill people! So you basically can get paid for having fun!

Alice: Stop it Yugo! Hurting people is wrong!

Yugo: *mumbling to self* Stupid, no good bunny girl.

Alice: People watching this, don't believe a word he says because he is wrong!

Long: Who invited the bunny girl?

Yugo: Herself.

Long: Okay. Shoo. *kicks Alice to California*

Yugo: Thanks buddy!

Long: Now then, we shall be showing you the basic techniques of the murderers skill!

Yugo: Okay, first you go, bring your fist back like this and then you-

Fox: Yugo! Did you steal my thong again?

Yugo: Um… *sweat drop* No… no… stop looking at me like that!

Fox: Give it back Yugo!

Yugo: B-but I need it for my shorts!

Fox: YOUR shorts?! Who's the cross dresser of this game huh?

Yugo: Oh c'mon! I just need it for this shot k?

Fox: By then you'll have your crap all crusted on it!

Long: ahem Though I find your conversation on… underwear… amusing… I'd really like to get this over with.

Yugo: You heard him! Leave oh horrid transvestite!

Mitsuko: Uriko!! URIKO!!! WHERE ARE YOU????!!!!

Long: Crap. Now we've even got the damn pig lady to deal with.

Fox: Hey, lady, if you'll get my thong back then I'll find your kid for you.

Mitsuko: Hell no! I'm not sticking my hand down that guys poopy ass!

Yugo: Hey! I so use toilet paper!

Long: *sigh* So the plot thickens… I'm leaving.

Yugo: But we need to show the lil kiddies how to kill people!

Long: Tomorrow. I really don't feel like listening about your hygiene problems. *leaves*

Gado: Hey yall. Did I miss anything?

Fox: *whining* Yugo stole my thong and isn't giving it back!

Yugo: I took it fair and square!

Gado: Why would you need a thong when you could go commando?

Yugo: *mumbling really low* Cuz I don't want to crap up my shorts…

Fox: I so heard that! *whiny* Now my thong is gonna have Yugo shit on it!

Mitsuko: I've heard enough potty language out of your mouth young man! I'm gonna wash it out with soap! *grabs Fox and drags him off*

Yugo: Okay, Gado, could you help me show the people of the world how to kill people?

Gado: Sorry kid but I have a hot date tonight.

Yugo: Oh… okay. Well then, tune in next time and maybe then I'll be able to show you how to kick ass! See ya!