A/N: This came to me as I re-read a few reviews of mine, and happened to land on one reviewer who has Sebastian Smythe as their picture. From there, this hapened. XD! Basically, Blaine brings home a really creepy new pet that seems to have it in for Kurt, only Blaine can't see that. Klaineness all the way! Oneshot!

The Ugly Demon Lizard

Kurt walked into the small apartment that he and Blaine currently lived in.

"Hey, Blaine? I'm home!" he called, walking into their bedroom and the n gasping.

Blaine was playing with prehaps the ugliest creature Kurt had ever seen.

"Blaine? What is that thing?" Kurt asked with a small sigh. Blaine was constantly attempting to bring home new pets.

"It's a lizard! His name is Sebastian. Do you like him?" Blaine beamed, shoving the scaly creature into Kurt's face.

"Eww no! Are you sure that's even a lizard? It looks like it got run over by a truck multiple times and this is what the results were!" Kurt replied, stepping as far away from it as he could. He had nothing against lizards in particular, just this one.

"Aww, come on, Kurt. It's cute! See?" Blaine cooed, showing off his new pet.

"Yes, Blaine. I see the hideous new pet you have," Kurt replied with a sigh, then leaped about a foot in the air when the thing hissed at him.

"Aww, he likes you!" Blaine grinned.

"Are you insane? That...that thing just hissed at me!" Kurt shrieked.

"That means he loves you," Blaine replied.

"What kind of lizard hisses to show affection?" Kurt exclaimed exasperatedly.

"This one," Blaine replied, blinking innocently at Kurt.

"We're not keeping it," Kurt stated.

"Why not? It's cute!"

"It's ugly and really scary," Kurt corrected.

"No it isn't. See, hold him and you'll see," Blaine said, dumping the thing on Kurt's shoulder.

"Blaine, get that demon lizard off my shoulder," Kurt hissed through gritted teeth. He could feel its eyes boring holes into his soul as it hissed again.

"Oh, he really likes you," Blaine squealed obliviously.

"It wants to kill me!" Kurt cried out as the monster began crawling up his face. "OH GAGA! GET IT OFF!"

Blaine rolled his eyes as he pried the lizard off of Kurt's face. "Geez, Kurt. It's just a little lizard."

"Yeah, a demon lizard. It's not staying in the house. Put it outside where it belongs," Kurt shuddered.

"No, Blaine! Don't throw me out in the cold!"

Kurt's eyes grew wide. "Did that thing just talk?" he croaked.

"Aww, don't worry Sebastian. Kurtsiepoo is just a little scared of you. Nobody's getting rid of you," Blaine replied.

"WHAT THE HELL? WHY IS IT TALKING? AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO IT?" Kurt screamed.

"I love you, Blaine," Sebastian replied, flicking his tongue out and licking Blaine's nose.

"Oh, hell naw! Nobody steals away my Blaine!" Kurt stormed up to Blaine, snatching the lizard out of his hands and tossing him outside. "Byebye ugly demon lizard!" he called.

And then he woke up.

"Blaine, I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt you and I were living together in an apartment, and Sebastian was a talking lizard and you wanted to keep him as a pet!" Kurt all but screamed into the phone.

"Kurt, what were you smoking last night?" Blaine asked.

"I have no idea."

END

A/N: God I loved writing this. XD