Chapter 1-

"Heylo people!!!" sang Aya Kinomaya as she entered the dojo.

Kai simply opened his eyes and went back to his usually stance. Rei greeted her and Max tackles her with a hug. Hilary greets her by dragging in her groggy, good-for-nothing cousin.

"Good MORNING, Tyson! How ARE you TODAY!" she sang.

This freaked the gang out. Kai had only one thing to say. "Coffee."

"You know? Kai I heard this funny song from TALA," she sang.

"Wait, when did you meet them?" said Rei.

"Tala gave me COFFEEE!!! IT had something IN it! It was like IRISH COFFEEEEEE!" she sang, and Hilary proceeded to hide behind Tyson who hid behind Kai.

"Brandy. Tala fucking gave her bloody Irish coffee with BRANDY in it!" Kai said.

"Does he not KNOW what coffee does to her, let alone alcohol????" wailed Rei.

"Fuck,fuck fuck him up, gently down the bed, merrily merrily merrily merrily, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!!!" she sang loudly, ignoring the mortified look on Kenny's face.

"WHAT WAS THAT????" Tyson roared.

"The SOOOOOONG tala taught me!" she said, grinning in a drunken, sugar high way that scared them all.

"Great, now tell me if he did anything to you after you got drunk," Kai said, and Hilary stiffled a giggle at his protectiveness.

"Nope! He just picked me up and drove me here. Claimed you'd sell his sould to the devil if anything happened to me!" she chirped.

"Tala is DEAD!" Kai roared.

"Really? I'll miss the bugger," she said, sniffling a bit. Kai looked at the team in an alarmed way. Tyson shrugged.

"You know…." Started the insane girl. Everyone looked at her.

"You and Tyson would look the same if he cut his hair," she finished, tilting her head slightly like she was imagining it.

"SHUT UP!" Kai yelled at her.

Her eyes went big, and her lower lip quivered. 'Uh-oh,' thought Tyson.

"YOU HATE ME!!!! WAAAAHHHH!" she wailed, and started to run away from them and went strainght into an incoming blonde.

"Hey Aya. What's wrong," Enrique asked her.

"Kai-sniffle-hates me!" she sobbed, pouting cutely.

"I didn't say THAT!" yelled Kai.

"Stop yelling at her," said Enrique.

Aya smiked evilly at Kai from Enrique's arms. "FINE! YOU STAY THERE!" kai roared and stormed away.

(AN-jealousy much???)

Enrique chuckled. "So why are you high again?" he asked.

"Tala gave me Irish coffee with brandy in it," said Aya, not at all minding she was still in his arms.

"Geez, who knew Kai wuld react so passionately!" Tala said, appearing out of no where.

"TALA!" cried Aya hugging the handsome youth.

Tala chuckled but his smile turned into horror when he saw Kai marching back to them

"TAL A VALKOV!!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS!" Kai roared.

"Go Kai!" Aya said, grinning insanely.

Kai grinned back and then turned to Tala with a murderous look on his face.

Tala whimpered something that sounded like 'Helpme!'

Little while later-

Scene- Tala being nursed back to health by Rei, Hilary and Tyson arguing(again), Kenny hiding inside a closet, Enrique chatting with Max like Tala hadn't gotten beaten up and Aya cuddling up with Kai….

Wait…WHAT????

"Aya, seriously, you shouldn't take anything from Tala anymore," Kai said, glaring at the said boy.

"Ok Kai," she said, snuggling up to him, making him smile slightly.

"Its weird how she's like this only when she's high…" Max said.

"Hey, a drink always swindles out the truth from people," said Enrique.

"Yeah, but I am starting to miss the hyper Aya whose goal in life was to piss off Kai," said Max, chuckling.

Well???? Weird, random and strange, I know….but I was high myself…on sugar though….so? how'd you like it? RandR!