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Mario the Super Pimp!
One day in the Mushroom Kingdom Mario was pimpin' as usual when Bowser took his number one prostitute! Peach!
"Oh, No! Mama Mia! Ball sack in my! Mouth!" A turtle wandered over, "HEY FAT ITALIAN BITCH, DOWN HERE!"
"Oh MAMA MIA!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP and listen you fat shit head! I can get your ho back!"
"I'ma Listening" said Mario as he took his hand out of his butt hole and licked it.
"Give me all your money and your house and no one gets hurt!"
"Okay!" said Mario like a dumbass and handed over everything he ever had. "Now when do I get my whore back!"
"Never you dumb shit I just robbed your ass blind!"
"SHIT-TITTY-ASS-FUCK-BITCH-DICK-MOTHERFUCK!" Mario exclaimed, as he went on to live the rest of his life as a stoned homeless deadbeat father to his other prostitute,Daisy's (who is married to his brother) children.
The-FUCKING-End