OMG another story! I cant help it! Anyways this story probably tops the charts on stupidity and randomness. But i like it so yea onwards! Grab some cheezits and a mountain dew to add to the enjoyment!

Chapter 1: Portals Are Fun!

The Internet is my friend. You might call it an obsession. I call it….well an obsession. It provides me entertainment like fan fictions, Youtube, instant messaging and also downloading music illegally. However, I hated my computer with a burning passion. It was my college laptop and it was an Apple. And because it was an Apple, I had no fricken idea on how to work it. At the moment, I was trying to work on my AMV series called Kingdom Idiots based off of Kingdom Hearts II. I was currently downloading sound clips to use for the idiotic project.

"God damn it! Where the heck did I save the damn file?" I cursed as I tried to find the sound file. I had been obsessed with Kingdom Hearts 2 lately so that's basically what all my time was wasted on. Thank god it was summer. I found it very annoying that I couldn't blow $50 on the game so I downloaded all of the cut scenes so I could get an idea on what was going on. But I was still pretty stupid when it came to the game.

"MEGAN!" My mom called from downstairs. I ran to the door and peered down the stairs.

"What?"

"Help your brother with your computer. He needs help with a game." She explained as she walked back into the kitchen. I sighed. Due to me getting a laptop, my brother had been on the receiving end of my old computer. The computer that had proven my thesis that violence is good. Ever since my old computer fell into the hands of my brother, he has been having problems with it. It's because the computer was taken away from my blessed fists of doom. So being the great sister that I am, I went in to assist my pathetic mutant brother.

"I can't get Sims 2 to work."

"Sims 2 never worked on my computer." I said immediately providing the solution.

"Well make it work."

"No."

"Please?"

"Fine." I said taking a seat in his chair and staring blankly at the screen. I tried everything I knew, which wasn't very much, and it wasn't working. In fact I knew that it was never going to work. It never worked when I tried to play it myself!

"I give up."

"You can't give up!"

"I just did."

"HELP ME FIX IT!" he suddenly yelled. I stared at him through the doorway.

"Wh-Why are you yelling at me?" I asked curiously. Apparently my brother had a short fuse today.

"Whatever just make it work!"

"No thanks." I said returning to my room and closing the door. Deciding to take a break from my AMV making, I logged onto Youtube to watch some Dane Cook.

It had been at least 2 hours and I was just having way too much fun watching random crap on the sight that provided me with happiness. Because of my infatuation with the site, I failed to notice a dark swirling vortex appear in my mirror. A foot appeared through the mirror, followed by a leg, then hips and a torso and well, you can just fill in the rest. However, because of the mess on my dresser, the mysterious figure had no place to put its foot so it tumbled to the ground, very ungracefully. I quickly swiveled around in my desk chair to see what had caused the commotion. I gaped at the figure clad in all black. It quickly picked itself off from my floor and dusted itself off. It then stood stock still as it stared back at me. At least, I was pretty sure that it was staring at me. I couldn't tell because it had a big hood that completely hid it's face from view.

'Wait a minute….that cloak looks awfully familiar.' I thought. The figure removed its hood after a few minutes. My eyes boggled and I went slack jawed. It was Demyx!

'How in the world is this possible? He's a video game character. He even dies in the game! How the bejesus is this possible?' I thought wildly. There were a few moments of silence before Demyx seemed to remember something.

"Hey! Your name Megan?" He asked pointing obnoxiously at me. I raised a brow.

"Uhhh…" was all I could come up with.

"Well are you or not? 'Cuz if you are, then I'm supposed to take you with me." He said taking a moment to glance around my room. I stayed silent. I was in too much shock to form an intelligent sentence. I mean come on! There is a video game character standing in my room who somehow new my name! He "hey" 'd one more time to break my train of thought. Finally I decided to be articulate.

"What are you talking about?" Demyx sighed and took a small slip of paper from an unknown and secret pocket. He then began to read it out loud to me.

"Megan, 18 years old, brown hair, green eyes, 5'10". If the subject refuses to arrive on freewill, advance to force." He read. When he finished, he looked at me, waiting for my conformation.

"So? Is it you or not?"

"Yes?" I asked trying to think all this through. Maybe the caffeine and anime had finally gotten to my head. A bad combination those two.

"Well then come on." He said extending his hand out to me. I gave him a look that had are-you-friggen-serious-written all over it. Did he really expect me to just leave everything and go with him for whatever I was needed for? Yes of course Demyx! I will drop everything in my current life and go with you into a secret dimension that ends up in the world called Crazy!

"HELLO!" he yelled.

"What?"

"Lets go I don't have all day." I slowly approached him, ignoring his hand and gazed up at him. I tentively reached a finger out and poked him in the chest. Had to make sure he was real. This confirmed it. He was real! Complete and solid!

"This is a dream!" I said turning and walking towards my door.

"Where are you going?" he asked with a confused look.

"I need caffeine!" I said deciding that that was the solution to my problem and walking out the door and down the stairs.

"Hey wait! I'm not supposed to tolerate distractions!" He yelled after me.

"So don't tolerate them and leave me here!" I yelled. Where is that caffeine! Blissful caffeine! Where are you?

"Hey! Come back here! I'm not done with you yet!" He yelled as he quickly ran down the stairs.

'OMG he really is retarded.' I said as I mentally slapped my forehead. My mom came out of the office, obviously curious on who had suddenly appeared in the house. She came into the kitchen where I was searching the fridge and Demyx was just coming in and making a beeline for me.

"Hello?" My mom said in a confused voice. "Who are you?"

"That's Demyx. He's out of a video game. I'm pretty sure I've finally lost it." I said taking a can of Pepsi. My mom cocked a brow and gave Demyx a once over.

"Isn't he a bit old for you?" She asked. I choked on the very air that I was breathing. She thought that I was dating him. I could do so much better than Demyx!

"We are not together. We're just…acquaintances. If even that." I said beginning to open the can. My mom walked back into the office after a roll of her eyes. Demyx then decided to take the note's advice and be forceful. Dammit look what you did! I can't open my pop because of you!

"Come with me if you want to live." He said grabbing my wrist. Like I haven't heard that one before. He then proceeded to drag me through the hall and back up the stairs to my room.

"Come on they are waiting and if I don't come back with you, I get yelled at again by Xemnas and Maleficent." He said. Wait! Wasn't Maleficent dead? In fact weren't all of Organization XIII dead? They should be. I watched the clip where Demyx died! And I really didn't know what happened to Maleficent except that I killed her myself in the first Kingdom Hearts.

"Well it seems that I don't really have a choice do I?"

"No."

"That was a rhetorical question." I said as he climbed up onto my dresser knocking off a bunch of my anime stuff off in the process. Oh hell no not the anime stuff! I wriggled my wrist out of his grasp.

"Hey watch the anime stuff! This stuff is not cheap!" I said bending down, picking up my Itachi figurine and waving it in front of Demyx's face. He looked at me like I was a lunatic. Knowing me, I probably was.

"Whatever just come on!" He said grabbing me by the upper arm and lifting me effortlessly onto the dresser.

"Hey watch it! I got pop in my hands!" I cried caring more about my pop than my own life. He didn't care and started to create a portal in my mirror again. Why wasn't I struggling you might ask? Well there are two reasons. Reason one: I am weaponless. Unless you count my dangerous caffeinated beverage of doom, Demyx could easily crack me over the head with his Sitar thingy and think nothing of it. Reason number two: I kinda wanted to see Kingdom Hearts. Ok I wanted to see it a lot and I had wished it were real ever since I heard of Kingdom Hearts II. If I were left up to me though, I would rather be kidnapped by Riku, Cloud, or Axel. Just a random note here: Last night I dreamt that Axel stole my cat. That bastard! He won't get away with it!

"Ladies first." Demyx said gesturing to the portal. I looked at him, as I couldn't really move because he was standing right in my way and there was only so much space on the dresser before I fell off the edge and died if I tried to go around him. I just stood there waiting for him to move. He stood there waiting for me to start moving. Finally growing impatient, he grabbed me by the arm again and stepped back into the mirror portal of doom, taking me with him.

Portals, as it turns out are not very fun. I know from previous experience. At college, there is this stone structure that looks like a rip off of the Stone Henge. The name of it is the Portal. I've walked through it many times to see if it was actually a portal. Turns out it isn't. It's just a fun sucker! This portal of doom, as it turns out, is also a fun sucker. I got all queasy and everything! Throughout the ride, I felt like my stomach was going to fall out my butt and my brain was going into my feet. Demyx, however, seemed completely unaffected and stood there idly as he held my arm to keep me from going anywhere. Where was I gonna go? Oh I'll just take off towards that little sparkle to the left over there c-ya! Yup that's where I'm gonna go.

"So are you enjoying he ride?" Demyx asked with a smirk. That smart ass! Just wait till I get my feet back on the ground! I'll get you as soon as I'm done barfing up my lungs!

We finally landed on solid ground and I just kinda collapsed in a heap on the ground. Demyx watched me as I panted, still clutching my unopened Pepsi can.

"Get up we have to keep moving!" He said impatiently.

"Call 911." I said.

"What is 911?"

"The people to call when you are on the verge of death. And right now, I think I'm on the verge of death. I'm knocking on death's door I know it!"

"You're not dieing! Now lets move!" he said impatiently. He was greeted by silence from me as I stared up at the sky.

"Fine! We'll rest for a couple minutes! But then we're moving out. No ifs, ands, or buts!" Demyx said walking off a little ways.

'Hehe! He said butt!' I thought. Obviously, he trusted that I wouldn't go anywhere. Not that I would anyway. Not when there were Heartless around every turn and when Demyx had his own personal army of Heartless. Those Heartless are not to be trifled with. Just ask Sora! About 10 minutes had passed before Demyx announced that we would be moving out. During that whole 10 minutes, I hadn't moved. I slowly tried to get up. My elbows buckled and I flopped back to the ground.

'Come on woman! It's all a matter of will power! Ok lets move the arms first.' My brain commanded.

'Ok.' I complied.

'Good. Now sit up.' My brain directed again. Who knew a brain could be so helpful?

'Great! Now bend those knees. That's right good! Now lift your butt off the ground and stand up!' What an encouraging brain. I was now fully standing.

'Good job! I hereby award you 10 cookies.'

'What kind?'

'Chocolate chip?'

'Cool do you have them?'

'No.'

'Then stop talking to me.'

'Make me.'

'I'll poke you with a Q-Tip!'

'Ok ok you win!' My brain conceded. Woohoo! I won a mental war with myself!

"What on earth was all of that?" Demyx interrupted.

"What?"

"You were making all of these goofy faces." He said as he tried to demonstrate what I was doing. I laughed at his attempts. They were pitiful.

"Well let's go." He said changing the subject before I could even tell him what I was doing when I was making those supposedly weird faces. I grabbed my Pepsi can before running to catch up with him. Apparently, I had separation anxiety with Pepsi. It was in fact my life source. I walked a few paces behind him but still close enough to use him as a human shield if any Heartless showed up. They can eat him first! I bet he tastes like chicken! Suddenly I thought of a much faster mode of transportation that I had to ask Demyx about.

"Hey why aren't we using the little portal thingies?" I asked. Those would be so much faster than walking.

"Well considering your latest little fit, I think it would be better if we walked for awhile." He answered. Did he actually care for my well-being? Nah! I mean this is Demyx we're talking about. He couldn't even tell Sora apart from Roxas. So like a mindless drone, I began to follow him.

yay first chapter! and i have the next 10 chapters already typed up and ready to go! silly demyx. just to let you know, i may not get everything right cuz ive never actually played the game. but i have downloaded all of the cut scenes and watched them. yea...im that hardcore!