The Tenchi 'Talk show'

Disclaimer: I don't own Tenchi Muyo, Tenchi in Tokyo, or any of the other series…I wish I did-but I don't. So there…e.e;



Host: Today we will be joined by- -gets interrupted by the cast of Tenchi Muyo appearing-

Audience: -silence-

Host: -the cast of Tenchi Muyo…-blinks awkwardly-

Tenchi: -sweatdrop- Eh…hi…

Audience: -bursts into applause-

Tenchi: -grins-

Mihoshi: -blinks- Washu, where are we?

Washu: Apparently we have landed on a talk show…

Mihoshi: A what?

Washu: …Nevermind…

Host: Thank you for joining us. Please, sit down.

-they all take their seats, staring blankly at the audience(especially Mihoshi)-

Host: Now, I have a few questions-erm-prepared…Firstly- Tenchi, what was your dream when you were a young boy?

Tenchi: …-thinks- To become just like my grandfather.

Host: Good..now, Washu: Is it true that you have a lab inside of a closet under the stairs?

Washu: Why yes, I can tell you the exact longitude and latitude of my lab, if you like. The lab also has perfectly set gravity fields and effective security-

Ryoko: Yea…a little bell that goes ding when someone walks in…-_-;

Host: Ryoko, it's your turn. Is it true that you are in love with Tenchi and try and beat the other girls away from him?

Ryoko: HEY! Isn't that kind of PERSONAL!?

Washu and Aeka: -giggling-

Tenchi: -sweatdrop-

Ryoko: -blushing slightly- But yes, that is true ^^ -goes over and huggles Tenchi-

Aeka: -growls and pulls Tenchi away from her, hugging him herself-

Ryoko: -is angry- -grabs Tenchi back- Haha!

Aeka: -tackles Ryoko-

Ryoko and Aeka: -start fighting and slapping each other-

Audience: -silence-

Sasami: They are SO immature…

Washu: Yea, especially Ryoko…-she glares at her daughter- Don't you know the proper way to act in front of your mother?

Tenchi: -_-() –sighs and walks offstage followed by Washu, Sasami, and Ryo- ohki-

Host: Ladies…ladies?

Aeka and Ryoko: -continue fighting-

Host: …well, that was our show for today! Thank you for watching! –runs out-

Audience: -already left-

Aeka and Ryoko: -continue fighting until they realize no one is there-

Ryoko: Hmm…where'd everyone go?

Aeka: I'm not sure…maybe we should go as well?

-they look at each other-

Aeka and Ryoko: Nahhhh…-they glare at each other and start fighting again-