The Pleasures of Torturing Gohan....Ah...What Bliss....
Disclaimer: Who's Akira Toyama? (I don't own IT)
Hey people who really want to read all this. Look, these stories I write are all purely my ideas but, if you already had this idea, PLEASE tell me and I'll fix it. Anywayz, for those of you who don't KNOW about DBZ, but are just reading it because I sent it to youz. *mumbles* suck it up, use that god damn imagination you have on your neck.
Chapter 1
Far, far off into the woods, beyond a field of beautiful flowers and apple groves, almost 500 miles away from a big city, there was a house. The sounds of pans and pots being clashed around could be heard. Inside one of the rooms in this house, there's a teenager with jet black hair all ruffled up, sleeping soundly under the covers. Suddenly, the floor creaks near the door.
A little boy, maybe of about 5 or 6, with the same colored hair, quickly picked up the foot he just put down on the well polished wooden floor. He put his ear to his older brothers door, and sighed in relief as he didn't wake him up.
Slowly, he opened to door, keeping one palm on it so it wouldn't disturb his prey. Finally, the door was just big enough for his little body to squeeze through. As he entered the room, he smiled a rare diabolical smile. He started running at faster pace than any normal grown man could, and jumped into the air. He thus landed on the teenagers stomach, and woke him up
"Niichanwakeupyouhavetagotaschoolnow!!!!!" (A/N: Translation: Niichan (aka brother) wake up you have ta go ta school now!!!!!"
"GOTEN!!!!!!" the teen yelled at his cute little bother- I mean brother.
Goten gave him his famous puppy dog eyes, and the teen didn't stay mad for long.
"Oh fine-wait, school? But Goten" he laughed a little, sitting up, "Don't you remember? I have home-schooling! The nearest school is probably 500 miles away!"
"506 actually dear." a woman in her late 30s with the same colored hair as the two boys entered the room. She wielded a frying pan
"Mom, why did Goten say I'm going to school?" he got out of his bed, revealing he was wearing Pjs with little hearts on them.
Out of nowhere, Goten pulled a camera from his pocket and took a picture of the 6ft tall Gohan in his Pjs and went scampering off. Gohan thought he heard the 5 year old laughing not dissimilarity to his friend Trunks Brief. He sighed
"That pictures going to be in Trunk's 'file of blackmail' in the next ten seconds, I'll bet you. I can't believe I STILL haven't found it!" Gohan exclaimed
"Gohan! Don't say bad things like that about Bulma's son!" Chichi thus approached Gohan and slammed him on the head with her frying pan. Gohan could have easily dodged something like that, but, being a Sayin (A/N: If you don't know what a Sayin is, tough luck. Watch the show) he was paralyzed at the thought of food , but payed the price
"Oww....okay mom.....but, what did Goten mean by, 'Get ready for school?' "
Chichi smiled and Gohan quivered. He began to think Chichi was taking lessons for this evilness....
"You see Gohan, do you remember that little test I gave you the other day?"
"Yeah...so? It was really easy...." he was getting suspicious
"Well, that was the acceptance test into Orange Star High. Coincidentally the hardest school to get into AND is conveniently the closest highschool around. You have...." Chichi checked the clock on the wall
"Exactly 35 minutes to get ready until the first bell. Oh yes..." she pulled out a little pin from her apron, wielding the words 'OSH' then in little letters, 'Orange Star Highschool', "You have to wear this every day." Chichi handed it to Gohan who's jaw had almost droped to the floor
"School? But...but why do I have to go to SCHOOL?! I'm already much smarter than all the students there!!!!!"
Chichi walked straight up to Gohan, revealing she was at least a foot shorter, but made no difference to her horrific screech
" Not you listen here Son Gohan! (A/N: Son is their last name, it's a Japanese thing) I know that since 7 years ago you didn't want to go to school, but you need FRIENDS, not just books, and I'm not talking about people like us!" she then went to the door frame
"If you don't go to school young man, I'm not feeding you ANY DINER until you do!" she thus turned on heel and slammed the door
Gohan gained a look of pure horror. NO FOOD?! Okay, maybe Highschool wouldn't be SO bad....he hoped....
Quickly, he took a shower and prepared for school. He raced downstairs and drueled at the sight of Chichi's cooking. That really was one of her many talents. Gohan nodded at his mother, confirming he was really going to school, and he joined Goten in his eating frenzy.
15 minutes later, he ran out the door and waved backwards to his mother and Goten. Thus, as white aura grew around him and he jumped into the sky, racing off toward the city.
As the wind was blowing back him untamable hair, even short, he looked down and his watch and gasped. He had 5 minutes until homeroom! In a burst of speed, he flew faster.
~*Orange Star High*~
The building was very large compared to the other school just across from it, a sign noticably saying that it was called Orange Star High Middle School.
Students were swimming into the doors of both schools, and there was a lot of excited talking because it was the first day. There was even already rumors going around that Videl Satan was going to be attending. Of corse, those were jst high hopes of most of the football jocks.
Videl Satan was the beautiful daughter of Hercule Satan, Marshal Arts Champion of the world. (A/N: *cough, cough*) and even if she DID come this year, everyone knew Hercule wasn't going to let anyone date Videl unless they could beat him in a match, which was both a stupid and impossible concept for all of the students. Well....maybe not ALL of the students....
7 years ago, a terrible android, the name of Cell, rampaged Earth and was stopped by 'The Great Hercule', or supposedly. But really, a young boy of only 10 years defeated Cell with his bare hands, but, in exchange for the safety of Earth, his father, Goku, had to be sacrificed in the battle, and never got to see his youngest son, Goten. But, Gohan and their friends left before everyone got up, so Hercule took all of his credit. But, Gohan didn't want any credit, it was fine with him...
Gohan spotted a group of people down below in ski masks, a siren whirring in the distance
"People today." he sighed "I thought people would get the message to stop. Guess some people never change." he flew down into a deserted alley and thought to himself what to do
Maybe if I go Super Sayin he thought nobody will recognize me he nodded to himself and let out a small battle cry, rasing his arms. When he brought them back down, a yellow aura was glowing around him. His hair had turned even spikier than it was and it was blonde. He also had aqua eye sand his muscles seemed to have doubled in mass.
He flew out from his hiding place and flew into the already broken window of the bank. Inside, people had their arms up, all now newly looking at Gohan, a few guys in ski masks still pointing guns. Gohan smirked and easily kicked their @$$'s, but, some got into the truck and drove away. He just stared after the truck and slowly raised his palm. When it was straight out in front of him, a wave of invisible energy came out from it and lopsided the truck. He then looked up and sped off to school, not noticing he left behind a sculpture he himself had created of Chichi standing next to Goku, Goten up on the tall man's shoulders. It was still in one peice when an officer noticed it a picked it up queerly.
Suddenly, a girl with raven black hair appeared beside the officer, panting
"Alright officer," she said, gaining control of her breath, "Where's this robbery."
"No need Ms. Videl," he said, his eyes still looking at the statue he was turning over and over again his palms, " Some kinda-Gold Fighter-" he wiggled his fingers in the air, "came and got the robbers right quick! I was wondering if you knew him!" he described Gohan's clothes, which, might I add, are NOT the same as the show, more of a punk rock thing. Black sagging pants, a blood red shirt and a chain hanging on his belt that was embedded with sharp spikes. "He was wearing one of them badges you have on your shirt there!" he pointed to Gohan's twin badge that said OSH on it, "Oh yes, Ms. Videl, wondering if you could give this to him-"
He handed her the blue detailed sculpture of the three. Videl stared in awe at it. This statue was marvelous! You could even see the finger nails and the individual hairs on the threesomes heads! Videl did the same jesture as the officer and put it gently in her bag that she swung carefully back on her shoulder. She then jogged back to OSH, wondering about this 'Gold-Fighter'
She would find him out, for certain. I mean, she WAS Hercule's daughter, not that she liked the publicity, but nothing could stop her.
To be continued. PLEASE Email me back, tell me what you think, Great, good bad, horrible, you wish that you didn't know English so you wouldn't have had to read that......
Disclaimer: Who's Akira Toyama? (I don't own IT)
Hey people who really want to read all this. Look, these stories I write are all purely my ideas but, if you already had this idea, PLEASE tell me and I'll fix it. Anywayz, for those of you who don't KNOW about DBZ, but are just reading it because I sent it to youz. *mumbles* suck it up, use that god damn imagination you have on your neck.
Chapter 1
Far, far off into the woods, beyond a field of beautiful flowers and apple groves, almost 500 miles away from a big city, there was a house. The sounds of pans and pots being clashed around could be heard. Inside one of the rooms in this house, there's a teenager with jet black hair all ruffled up, sleeping soundly under the covers. Suddenly, the floor creaks near the door.
A little boy, maybe of about 5 or 6, with the same colored hair, quickly picked up the foot he just put down on the well polished wooden floor. He put his ear to his older brothers door, and sighed in relief as he didn't wake him up.
Slowly, he opened to door, keeping one palm on it so it wouldn't disturb his prey. Finally, the door was just big enough for his little body to squeeze through. As he entered the room, he smiled a rare diabolical smile. He started running at faster pace than any normal grown man could, and jumped into the air. He thus landed on the teenagers stomach, and woke him up
"Niichanwakeupyouhavetagotaschoolnow!!!!!" (A/N: Translation: Niichan (aka brother) wake up you have ta go ta school now!!!!!"
"GOTEN!!!!!!" the teen yelled at his cute little bother- I mean brother.
Goten gave him his famous puppy dog eyes, and the teen didn't stay mad for long.
"Oh fine-wait, school? But Goten" he laughed a little, sitting up, "Don't you remember? I have home-schooling! The nearest school is probably 500 miles away!"
"506 actually dear." a woman in her late 30s with the same colored hair as the two boys entered the room. She wielded a frying pan
"Mom, why did Goten say I'm going to school?" he got out of his bed, revealing he was wearing Pjs with little hearts on them.
Out of nowhere, Goten pulled a camera from his pocket and took a picture of the 6ft tall Gohan in his Pjs and went scampering off. Gohan thought he heard the 5 year old laughing not dissimilarity to his friend Trunks Brief. He sighed
"That pictures going to be in Trunk's 'file of blackmail' in the next ten seconds, I'll bet you. I can't believe I STILL haven't found it!" Gohan exclaimed
"Gohan! Don't say bad things like that about Bulma's son!" Chichi thus approached Gohan and slammed him on the head with her frying pan. Gohan could have easily dodged something like that, but, being a Sayin (A/N: If you don't know what a Sayin is, tough luck. Watch the show) he was paralyzed at the thought of food , but payed the price
"Oww....okay mom.....but, what did Goten mean by, 'Get ready for school?' "
Chichi smiled and Gohan quivered. He began to think Chichi was taking lessons for this evilness....
"You see Gohan, do you remember that little test I gave you the other day?"
"Yeah...so? It was really easy...." he was getting suspicious
"Well, that was the acceptance test into Orange Star High. Coincidentally the hardest school to get into AND is conveniently the closest highschool around. You have...." Chichi checked the clock on the wall
"Exactly 35 minutes to get ready until the first bell. Oh yes..." she pulled out a little pin from her apron, wielding the words 'OSH' then in little letters, 'Orange Star Highschool', "You have to wear this every day." Chichi handed it to Gohan who's jaw had almost droped to the floor
"School? But...but why do I have to go to SCHOOL?! I'm already much smarter than all the students there!!!!!"
Chichi walked straight up to Gohan, revealing she was at least a foot shorter, but made no difference to her horrific screech
" Not you listen here Son Gohan! (A/N: Son is their last name, it's a Japanese thing) I know that since 7 years ago you didn't want to go to school, but you need FRIENDS, not just books, and I'm not talking about people like us!" she then went to the door frame
"If you don't go to school young man, I'm not feeding you ANY DINER until you do!" she thus turned on heel and slammed the door
Gohan gained a look of pure horror. NO FOOD?! Okay, maybe Highschool wouldn't be SO bad....he hoped....
Quickly, he took a shower and prepared for school. He raced downstairs and drueled at the sight of Chichi's cooking. That really was one of her many talents. Gohan nodded at his mother, confirming he was really going to school, and he joined Goten in his eating frenzy.
15 minutes later, he ran out the door and waved backwards to his mother and Goten. Thus, as white aura grew around him and he jumped into the sky, racing off toward the city.
As the wind was blowing back him untamable hair, even short, he looked down and his watch and gasped. He had 5 minutes until homeroom! In a burst of speed, he flew faster.
~*Orange Star High*~
The building was very large compared to the other school just across from it, a sign noticably saying that it was called Orange Star High Middle School.
Students were swimming into the doors of both schools, and there was a lot of excited talking because it was the first day. There was even already rumors going around that Videl Satan was going to be attending. Of corse, those were jst high hopes of most of the football jocks.
Videl Satan was the beautiful daughter of Hercule Satan, Marshal Arts Champion of the world. (A/N: *cough, cough*) and even if she DID come this year, everyone knew Hercule wasn't going to let anyone date Videl unless they could beat him in a match, which was both a stupid and impossible concept for all of the students. Well....maybe not ALL of the students....
7 years ago, a terrible android, the name of Cell, rampaged Earth and was stopped by 'The Great Hercule', or supposedly. But really, a young boy of only 10 years defeated Cell with his bare hands, but, in exchange for the safety of Earth, his father, Goku, had to be sacrificed in the battle, and never got to see his youngest son, Goten. But, Gohan and their friends left before everyone got up, so Hercule took all of his credit. But, Gohan didn't want any credit, it was fine with him...
Gohan spotted a group of people down below in ski masks, a siren whirring in the distance
"People today." he sighed "I thought people would get the message to stop. Guess some people never change." he flew down into a deserted alley and thought to himself what to do
Maybe if I go Super Sayin he thought nobody will recognize me he nodded to himself and let out a small battle cry, rasing his arms. When he brought them back down, a yellow aura was glowing around him. His hair had turned even spikier than it was and it was blonde. He also had aqua eye sand his muscles seemed to have doubled in mass.
He flew out from his hiding place and flew into the already broken window of the bank. Inside, people had their arms up, all now newly looking at Gohan, a few guys in ski masks still pointing guns. Gohan smirked and easily kicked their @$$'s, but, some got into the truck and drove away. He just stared after the truck and slowly raised his palm. When it was straight out in front of him, a wave of invisible energy came out from it and lopsided the truck. He then looked up and sped off to school, not noticing he left behind a sculpture he himself had created of Chichi standing next to Goku, Goten up on the tall man's shoulders. It was still in one peice when an officer noticed it a picked it up queerly.
Suddenly, a girl with raven black hair appeared beside the officer, panting
"Alright officer," she said, gaining control of her breath, "Where's this robbery."
"No need Ms. Videl," he said, his eyes still looking at the statue he was turning over and over again his palms, " Some kinda-Gold Fighter-" he wiggled his fingers in the air, "came and got the robbers right quick! I was wondering if you knew him!" he described Gohan's clothes, which, might I add, are NOT the same as the show, more of a punk rock thing. Black sagging pants, a blood red shirt and a chain hanging on his belt that was embedded with sharp spikes. "He was wearing one of them badges you have on your shirt there!" he pointed to Gohan's twin badge that said OSH on it, "Oh yes, Ms. Videl, wondering if you could give this to him-"
He handed her the blue detailed sculpture of the three. Videl stared in awe at it. This statue was marvelous! You could even see the finger nails and the individual hairs on the threesomes heads! Videl did the same jesture as the officer and put it gently in her bag that she swung carefully back on her shoulder. She then jogged back to OSH, wondering about this 'Gold-Fighter'
She would find him out, for certain. I mean, she WAS Hercule's daughter, not that she liked the publicity, but nothing could stop her.
To be continued. PLEASE Email me back, tell me what you think, Great, good bad, horrible, you wish that you didn't know English so you wouldn't have had to read that......