My Laguna

A companion to "Remnants of a Chocolate Something" and a parody of 'My Cherona', but, due to lack of resources, written to Weird Al's 'My Bologna'. I apologize for any confusion or discrepancy this might cause. Written, surprisingly effortlessly, by D.K., in a fit of creativity that allowed her to rhyme. Wow. Sing along, everybody!!

Ruling over Esthar now

Esthar now

Who would be the president?

My Laguna!

Caused a real big accident

Accident

So big that he got fired, yes

My Laguna!

** Well, he's kinda shy

But so what?

He's a real nice guy

He has got long black hair

And a coat

That he always wears he's

My-my-my-yi-yi

Woo!

M-m-m-my Laguna! **

Soon he's got a brand new job

He's no slob

Working as a journalist

Now, Laguna!

Hopin' that he'll have enough

Have enough

Money for retirement

Poor Laguna!

** Repeat **

Hey!

Workin' late into the night

To the night

Writin' up some stories 'bout

His adventures!

Hopin' that he'll publish them

Publish them

Before he gets so old that he

Needs some dentures!

** Repeat (add some extra 'my-yi-yi's for good measure and accuracy) **