Well well well what do we have here? Could it be a sequel/continuation of Kurt and Bad Boy! Blaine from Bulletproof Love?
lol of course it is! Most of you wanted it and you'll probably regret that or want to kill me after a while because oh my god, this story starts cute and fluffy but then hello angst and pain and all those joys. Anyways, have fun, read this, leave a review if you want. I've got up to chapter three of this already written so the next chapter should be up in a few days. :)
Blaine's startled awake by a loud crash and a few curses slipping from his husband's mouth. He goes to sit up from the couch before he realizes that he's somewhat weighed down. There's dark, slightly curly haired infant on his chest, sleeping quietly. Blaine manages to maneuver himself to hold his son and get off the couch to find out what the hell Kurt is doing in the other room. Blaine gives a sigh of relief when he stands, noting that the little one is still sound asleep. He walks quietly down the hall, poking his head into his son's room where he finds Kurt on the floor, trying to put some elaborate swing toy together.
"Kurt, I thought we decided after the crib incident that I would be putting any of the toys or furniture together that isn't just snapped together quickly?" Blaine's voice barely raising above a whisper as Kurt groans, standing up in the middle of the nursery with random parts circling him.
"I want to say I hate my dad but I don't. I just don't understand why he had to get the nicest swing thing!" Blaine tries to hide his laughter and large smile by pretending to kiss his son's head. Kurt sighs, rolling his eyes as he makes his way out of the room, arms outstretched for the one month old baby in Blaine's arms. Blaine gladly gives the child over, stretching his arms the second he leaves his hands. "Kayden, I think I might murder your grandpa."
"Please don't talk like that to him Kurt. Kayden Oliver do not listen to your Daddy ok?" Blaine presses a kiss to Kayden's forehead, smiling at his husband before walking into the disaster of a nursery. Kurt just smiles down at the baby in his arms before walking into the living room to let Blaine work.
"Kayden, say 'Dada'. Come on, say 'Dada'."
"Blaine, he's just going to stare at you. He's supposed to start talking not for another month or so." Kurt shakes his head as Blaine just keeps trying to get Kayden to talk. Kurt just laughs when Kayden finally just starts babbling, speaking in his own baby language.
"Hey, there are some kids that are already talking ok? And Kayden babbles, isn't that a sign he's gonna start talking soon?" Blaine pulls the little boy out of his highchair, walking over to Kurt to kiss his husband. He leans in, smirking right next to Kurt's ear as Kurt attempts to make their dinner. "Wouldn't it be hilarious though if he started walking and talking and comes in while we're having sex?"
"Blaine Anderson-Hummel!" Kurt drops the knife he was chopping with on the floor, his face a mixture between shock and anger as he looks at Blaine. Blaine just stands there with a smug look on his face before looking at Kayden.
"Kayden, can you say 'Daddy you know you like it?' for me? So Daddy doesn't kill me." Kurt huffs, looking at his son before looking at Blaine.
"Kayden Oliver Anderson-Hummel, if you ever take after your Dada's footsteps, you will be grounded for life. I mean the cigarettes, the bad attitude, the crudeness…I mean, my poor baby, you already have what looks like your Dada's hair." Kurt gives Blaine a wicked looking smirk before lifting his hand to go through Kayden's curls as the 7 month old giggles.
"I am not that bad. I quit smoking!"
"And how many tries did that take Blaine?" Kurt arches an eyebrow, hands tapping on the counter as he waits for Blaine's response. Blaine simply turns Kayden so his back is to Kurt before Blaine lifts a hand, flipping Kurt off.
"Kayden, I only have one request son. Don't be a bitch like your Daddy." Blaine almost runs out of the kitchen to the safety of Kayden's room so he doesn't have to see the look or hear what Kurt is going to threaten for saying that in front of the baby.
Blaine smirks as Kurt moans beneath him. He feels Kurt's fingernails drag down his back, causing angry red lines to appear. Kurt's trying to pull him closer, as close as they can possibly be when Blaine hears it.
"Dada, what you doin?" Blaine wants to laugh at Kurt's face, the already pale male just turning completely ghost white. Blaine stops mid-thrust, turning his head to see his son standing in the doorway with his blanket in one hand, teddy bear clutched in the other.
"Blaine…do something!" Kurt hisses in Blaine's ear which Blaine simply responds with pushing himself all the way back into Kurt. Blaine grins at Kurt, who's biting his lip so hard to make sure not even a peep comes out.
"Kayden, please go to your room for like ten seconds and-"
"But monster!" Kurt glares at Blaine as Blaine slightly shifts his hips, still buried deep into him. Kurt watches Blaine think before sighing.
"Just tell him to wait in the hall for a second!"
"Baby, Dada will be there in just a second to slay the monster in your room."
"No! Now Dada!" Blaine watches the toddler stomp his feet, stepping all over his blanket while causing his bear to flail wildly. Blaine shifts again and this time Kurt can't help the groan that slips from his lips. Blaine inwardly cringes as he looks from Kurt's wide eyes to Kayden's curious ones. "Dada, where Daddy?"
"Daddy and Dada are a little busy Kayden!" Kurt calls out, for once glad that it's winter because the blankets on the bed hide him from Kayden's view. Within two seconds though, a blanket and Blaine are on the floor and Kayden is screaming.
"Dada hurt Daddy!" Kurt laughs, he can't help it as he watches his son hit Blaine over the head with his teddy bear and his tiny fist. Blaine's trying to keep himself covered and at the same time protect himself from the little boy's tantrum.
"Kayden no! I wasn't…stop that Kayden! I wasn't hurting Daddy I promise ok? Ask Daddy, he's fine!" Blaine points at Kurt, hoping that his husband will help him out of this awkward situation but Kurt's laughing somewhere behind him.
"Kayden stop hitting your father. Let him get back up on the bed and then you can come up here with us ok?" Blaine gives Kurt a strange look but Kayden's little fist stops flailing and the teddy bear gets dropped to the ground. Blaine quickly jumps back on the bed as his husband leans over him to pick up their son. "Now, Kayden what did I tell you about just walking into Dada and Daddy's room?"
"Not to?" Kurt smiles, holding his son tight to his chest. Kayden tries to get away, squirming about but eventually stills when Blaine holds his hand. "I trouble?"
"No baby you're not in trouble." Kurt coos at the toddler, tickling his stomach slightly to get a squirm and a giggle out of the little boy. Blaine smiles, showing all his teeth as he hugs his son.
"Dada I stay?" Blaine looks at Kurt like a wounded puppy and Kurt just rolls his eyes.
"You can stay Kayden but Dada has to go away for a second because I think there's a monster in the bathroom calling his name." Kurt smirks as he pulls his son close to him as Blaine grumbles, slipping out of bed with the blanket still around him. Kayden giggles again as Kurt begins to sing him some lullaby which makes Blaine stop and listen, mouth turning up to a smile as Kurt lulls their son to sleep.
"I think our son is going to come out to us soon." Blaine smirks when Kurt spews out his mouth full of coffee into the sink, eyes wide as he looks up at Blaine. "What?"
"Kayden is only three Blaine. He probably won't know who he is for at least a few more years." Kurt looks at his coffee before looking at his husband, waiting for the cruder male to say something else.
"He almost kissed Bradley the other day at the park." Blaine watches Kurt slightly frown before sighing.
"Maybe its because of us you know? We're always kissing or touching or something around him. Maybe he thinks its normal. Oh god. Kindergarten, the kids are going to tear him apart…maybe we should home school him…but that means one of us can't work and if we want another baby soon we have to keep working and-" Blaine rolls his eyes before leaning forward, pressing his coffee flavored lips to Kurt's. He smirks as he pulls away when he feels Kurt loosen up.
"Babe, don't worry ok? We'll deal with it everything when it happens. Let's just go in the living room and watch cartoons with our son." Blaine gives Kurt another chaste kiss before he turns around, pulling Kurt into the living room. Ten minutes into an old episode of Pokemon, Blaine pulls Kurt into his lap, mouth next to Kurt's ear. "Are you seriously considering adopting another baby already?"
Kurt blushes, nodding as he pulls Blaine's arms around him tight, placing his hands on top of Blaine's on his stomach. Kurt looks at Blaine's face, almost laughing at Blaine being completely shocked.
"Are we ready for another one?" Blaine mumbles, looking at his son on the other end of the couch. He's clutching one of Blaine's old toys, a ratty stuffed Pikachu who's tail had been restitched so many times, Blaine's lost count. Blaine's shocked look starts to fall as he looks back over at his husband in his arms. "Yeah, we're ready for another one."
Kurt squeals so loud, Kayden gives him a bitch please stare which later, Blaine blames Kurt for.