I Love you, Hagrid
by Arsenic Kiss
A/N: My very first poem on Ff.net! Hehe. Okay, I'm warning you, this is incredibly stupid, but Hannah made me post it. Don't be too scared…. There shall be more to come! Mwhahahahahahahahahaaa! Er…sorry. Review if you wish. :)
I wrap my arms around you...
The sweet, rustic aroma of moleskin
fills my nostrils
I love you, Hagrid.
I twirl my fingers around your beard...
Flick out a stale piece of flobberworm
(I told you to stop eating those, they're bad for you.)
I love you, Hagrid.
I look into your twinkling eyes...
I see flaming passion and raging desire.
I feel the same way, Hagrid.
I love you.
Your hand caresses my bare chest...
My hand caresses yours.
I want to stay like this forever, Hagrid.
Except that it's a little smelly in your cabin.
And these furs on your bed are a little scratchy.
And the assorted bloody animals hanging from your ceiling are just a little bit unattractive.
(Oh well, we can fix that.)
I love you, Hagrid.
I always will.
I am forever yours, Hagrid. Forever your Sirius. I love you.