I was talking to one of my best friends, AmethystGrey, and she is completely in love with the whole Yami/Yugi pairing. Haha. Male on male. And for no reason at all, I came up with this idea. It really won't make any sense until the second or even third chapter.

Seriously.

Now I wrote this all for fun. I have never actually seen Yugioh so I know absolutely nothing. All I know is that when I told my friend my idea and gave her the condensed version of it, she laughed her head off. When I told her she was serious, she told me to expect a lot of flames, not actually believing me.

Right now she is yelling at me. "I FORBID YOU TO WRITE THIS ONE SHOT!"

It's not going to be a one shot AmethystGrey, it's going to be a fic. FIC FIC FIC

Maybe even more if I decide to go crazy with it. xD

I really don't know how often I am going to post chapters. Aiming for once every two weeks. Hopefully it'll work out. xD

It's really more for me and AmethystGrey than for anyone else.

Now remember, I don't know anything about the characters in Yugioh so if any of this is too stupid to believe, well, it's too stupid to believe.

Disclaimer – I honestly don't know who owns Yugioh or the characters or anything. I am just saying that it ain't mine. (

Oh and please read and review….even if you think it's hilariously stupid or are flaming or whatever. ( feedback is feedback right?

And remember…..I don't know what I am doing with these characters and that this is all written in plain old good fun.

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Yuli pushed her ear against the door to her parents' room. Characters on TV always did this and they could always hear what the people on the other side of the door were saying, however quietly they were talking.

"But…mean……….what's wrong…….daughter……beautiful….smart…….she will….right?." her mother spoke, seemingly asking a question at the end. her father replied.

Yuli was having difficulty hearing her parents. The people on TV were always able to hear what the people behind the door were saying. What was she doing wrong? Maybe she needed to push her ear harder against the wooden door.

"…..there is nothing else that we can do."

Hey hey! It was working. Yuli pushed her ear even closer to the door. Seeing a crack near hinge of the door two or three inches above her ear, she strained to reach it and after not even getting close, went on her tippy toes.

"It's for her best interest, Je."

" I know it is, but I can't help but think that it's wrong."

From where she was standing and how she was standing, she could hear every word that her parents were speaking as if she were right there with them. She really had found the best place to eavesdrop through and making a mental note in her mind to come back here the next time she wanted to hear what her parents were saying, she tuned back to their conversation.

"It's been decided. I need an heir and she will be it."

"We have to keep this a secret until we can make the arrangements,"

Yuli started to lose balance. She knew that she would only be able to hear the conversation for another few minutes before she'd have to change positions. There wouldn't be a better position from which she'd be able to hear as well as she was from where was currently. She shifted a bit to the right, trying to stall the probable fall.

"No we don't."

"Yes we do!"

Great. They were arguing. At least they weren't talking about something that she'd hate to not know about. She could go back to bed without having to freak out that she had missed something.

Yuli's mom and dad had been getting into little arguments that would blow up into earth shattering and shaking arguments. Or at least that's what their rows sounded like to Yuli's delicate ears.

It had been happening ever since they had come to get her from Aunt Tora's house two weeks ago. They had appeared at the doorstep, her father sullen and glass eyed and her mother… she couldn't even describe her mother. Her beautiful and always happy and smiley mother had appeared almost broken as she had said hi. When Yuli had looked into her mother's eyes that day, and every day since, she had seen nothing but sadness.

"Yes we do! We have to keep this a secret from Yuli!" her mother seemed to almost scream.

"Why? So we can pop it on her and then whisk her into what's going to happen? I know she doesn't have a choice and that she'll have to do it anyways but we should let her know from the beginning and then slowly guilt or trick her into completely saying yes," Yuli's father yelled back as loudly as he dared. The walls to their bedroom were soundproof. They had been built soundproof and were the only rooms for where Yuli lived that were soundproof. Occasionally though, shrieking or yelling could be heard in Yuli's room which was almost completely opposite of the master bedroom.

"Guilt me into what daddy?" Yuli asked as she fell into the room. Her feet had started to slip about half way through whatever her dad had been saying and she, being preoccupied with trying to keep her balance, had only listened and paid attention to some random words.

Her dad glanced at her mom, almost pleading her for her permission to tell Yuli what they had been talking about. Yuli's mom looked almost as she had been defeated as she looked back and forth between her and her father before sighing, as she nodded her head slightly. Suddenly, Yuli didn't want to know what they had been talking about or what they would soon be guilting her into doing.

"Remember a couple of weeks back mommy and I dropped you off at aunt Tora's house? Well we went to a doctor's appointment where we found out that your mommy can't have anymore kids. This means you can't have any siblings and that I don't have an heir to my fortune," her father said, stroking her hair.

"What does that mean daddy?"

"It means that when I die, no one person will be able to get all my money and property." Her father explained.

"What about me daddy? I'll be your heir!" Yuli exclaimed as if she were truly solving all their problems.

"You're a girl Yuli. You can't be my heir," her father said in a somber tone.

"What? Well….is that your secret Mommy?" she asked in a curious tone.

"No sweetie. That isn't our secret. Our secret is that we have to make you our heir no matter what happens. We can't leave our money and property to anyone else," her mother said, leaning back into her pillow.

"What does that mean," Yuli asked hesitantly. She really wasn't sure if she wanted to know the secret.

Her father once again glanced at her mother to see who would answer this final question. Yuli's mother just looked at Yuli's father who just looked down at her hands as he spoke.

"It means that after the operation next week and after we stop by at the registry office to change your name to Yami-"

Yuli's father took a deep breath, dreading what he was about to say to his sweet, innocent and beautiful daughter.

"It means that after we do all that, you'll be a boy."