Thomas drove down the street to Amys house. Amy was Thomas girlfriend. He crashed through the door like always does. Amy yelled and cussed at Thomas. He didn't listen though. He was too high on tubby custard to even think. Amy sat down.

"Thomas you need to get off that tubby custard before you get arrested!" Amy said to Thomas. "Your a unicorn!" Thomas said slurred. Amy put Thomas to bed that night. The next day Thomas got up two hours before Amy did. He drove to the alley in the middle of the city to buy more tubby custard.

When he got there Shrek and Laa Laa came out of the garbage cans like always. However, Po was no where to be seen. "Where is Po?" Thomas asked. "He got arrested for murdering a train." Laa Laa said. "Oh." Thomas replied.

"Can I buy some tubby custard?" He asked. "Sorry but, Po kept all the tubby custard at his apartment. The police have raided the whole place. They got all the tubby custard." Shrek said. "So no more tubby custard?" Thomas asked. "No more tubby custard." Shrek and Laa Laa replied sadly.

Thomas went on the train tracks to drive and think about the whole thing. Amy. Thomas still had Amy. Speaking of which, Amy then ran onto the tracks infront of Thomas. "Thomas! I've been looking everywhere for you!" She yelled.

Thomas was so exicted he drove at full speed at her. He closed his eyes ready to hug her. He kept on going and going. Something was wrong. Thomas didn't stop. Thomas had killed Amy. He opened his eyes to see a dead torn up Amy on the tracks.

Thomas couldn't even imagine what had just happened. He left the railroad and went to the bridge. He took one look at the world before driving off the bridge into the water. AND THEN SHREK TOOK OVER THE WORLD.