A/N: I made this based on Carrie Underwood's song Before He Cheats BTW if u like GW/HP don't read
Right now he's probably slow dancingWith a bleached-blond trampAnd she's probably getting frisky Right now, he's probably buyingHer some fruity little drink Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Ginny Weasly walked over to his bran new car. This all started when he just had to "work late" He was working later my ass. I thought I would go to club for an hour or 3. That when I saw him there with that blond bitch. Instead of embarrassing myself I am now getting my revenge.
Right now, he's probably up behind her With a pool stickShowing her how to shoot a comboAnd he don't knowI dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seat I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights Slashed a hole in all 4 tiresAnd maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I took my key out and shoved it into his pretty little car. I also rote my name in his nice leather seats. This was the best revenge I have ever gotten. Then I got the biggest sledge hammer and smashed the lights. Then I took a knife and slashed all the tires.
Right now, she's probably up singing some White-trash version of Shania karaoke Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollarsWorth of that bathroom Polo Oh and he don't knowThat I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seatI took a Louisville slugger to both head lights Slashed a hole in all 4 tires And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Then I looked in the pockets and found nothing. Then I found his credit card!
I really think mamma needs a new wardrobe! I had one more thing to do. I texted him to meet me in front of his new car.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl Cause the next time that he cheats Oh, you know it won't be on me! No, not on me Cause I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seatI took a Louisville slugger to both head lights Slashed a hole in all 4 tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Oh, before he cheats Oh
"what did u do to my car?" Harry asked "The same thing u did to my heart" I replied and walked away to the mall.
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