Bella was sitting in the Cullen's living room reading a book when she got thirsty she decided to get up and go get something from the fridge she walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge. There was a can of sprite sitting on the second shelf just one can of sprite she reached for it and heard a growl.

"That's my sprite Bella" She recognized the voice as Emmett's and turned around Emmett was in a tutu

"Emmett what's with the tutu?" He didn't answer he just stared at the sprite she had in her hand

"I want my sprite Bella" Emmett said with authority she gave him a puzzled look and opened the top He screamed out at the top of his lungs within seconds Edward was down stairs thanks to his super vampire speed .

"What's going on?" Edward asked Emmett folded his arms and flopped down on the ground

"Bella is a sprite thief!" He yelled Edward looked to Bella She was downing the sprite and didn't notice Edward looking at her. He cleared his throat and she looked at him.

"May I help you?" She said sweetly

"Why did you steel Emmett's sprite?" He asked Bella looked down

"Why are you wearing my shoes" She came back with he was caught he was wearing Bella's Lacey red high heels

"I wanna feel pretty!" Edward yelled then raced up the stairs. Emmett looked up at Bella still hurt that she stole his sprite. Bella huffed

"Emmett I promise I will buy you a big box of sprite just for you ok" He looked at her more intently

"I wanted that sprite and you took it now I can't have any other sprites thanks a lot Bella"

"What is so special about this dang sprite" Bella yelled if Emmett could cry he would be in tears right now.

"You really want to know what's so special about that sprite" Emmett sobbed Bella nodded her head

"I got it from Robert Pattinson! He gave it to me when I saw him!" Bella just stared at Emmett in awe

"And when did you meet Robert Pattinson Em?" He just started sobbing more

"Your so rude Bella" he screamed then ran into his room at vampire speed Bella shook her head and walked back into the living room and Jasper was sitting on the arm of the couch talking to him self.

"Hey Jasper" Bella said he looked up and smiled then went back to talking to him self Bella was beginning to wonder if this family was crazy. She sat down on the couch next to were Jasper was sitting Jasper screamed like a girl.

"Nooo Bella what have you done!" Freaked out Bella jumped up from were she was sitting

"What did I do now?"Bella yelled Jasper went to were she was sitting and picked up a little thing that looked like a lady bug

"You sat on pokies!"He screamed "You are a horrible person "Jasper yelled then jumped out of the open window. Bella sighed not again! She felt like everything she was doing today was wrong she went and laid down on one of the couches she probably just needed rest she hadn't been sleeping that well lately so she closed her eyes and hoped when she woke up everything would be better.

(When she wakes up)

Bella woke up to find Alice leaning over her with a pair of maracas and face paint could this day get any weirder…

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