Guys, I'm sorry I was so absent! I'll keep writing the one shots and "San Gimignano'. I sweeeear… =(
Kisses!

"H-hey, stop it! It tingles! P-pleeeease ~ hahaha"

Another small bite.
This man was just killing her.

"Now, calm down Lucy, I just miss you, that's all…Plus, this aroused scent of yours just makes me so ha.."

"That's it Natsu, enough of dirty talking ok? No need for that!" The blonde got up and, a little tottering, walked to the couple's suit's bathroom, searching for any love marks the fire mage could have left on her neck.

"Hey, that was not a problem before! If fact you seemed to really enjoy when I described how warm and wet your…"

"OKAAAY, NO MORE DIRTY TALK, REMEMBER?" the celestial mage shouted from the bathroom's door, a little unnecessarily loud in his opinion.

"Geez woman, what's up now? It's not because I burned the fridge's door again right? I already said it was to reach cool brain, but he changed his route and then…"

Biting her lower lip, Lucy let a long sigh escape trough her nostrils. She should teel him right? He…he had the right to know. Looking absent minded to her mate, she tried to put some courage together before…

Should she? Still looking to the half-naked pink haired boy, she slowly traced the path to their comfortable bed. Yep, damn that so good to have sex bed. ' I wonder if it over the bed or over the dining table…ah, doesn't matter now, does it?'

"Hey, love, are you alright? Did something happen while I was gone?"

Just now she realized she had already reached the bed and seated next to him. Oh, he noticed she was acting weird. He only called her love when he knew she was troubled.

"Natsu…I…"

"Fuck Luce, spit it already, I'm getting really worried now!" The boy, by now, was kneeled on the ground, hands over her legs and a concerned look in his eyes.

Smiling a little, the beautiful woman took his face in her hands gently and, in a soft tone said "Hey, no more swearing 'kay?"

Still nervous, Natsu hold her wrists to make sure her comfortable touch wouldn't leave him, no matter what she had to say to him.

" There's a child in this room, so no more swearing under this roof okay?"

Looking more confused than ever, the dragon slayer looked around him for a bit and then turned his curious eyes to her again.
Understanding him and smiling a little wider, Lucy took his hands and placed them over her toned belly.

"See? Now you're a dad, you can't swear in front of our baby anymore…"

After a few moments staring deeply to where she'd placed his hands, the young mage couldn't hold the biggest smile she'd ever seen in his face.

"Me? I'm going to…it's not a prank right? Gray is not filming it from somewhere in the shadows, is he?"

"Believe me, if someone has something to do with me being pregnant is you…"

Too happy to stay still, the dragon boy jumped carefully over Lucy and started to place kisses all over her still well shaped belly.

"Oh my I'm the luckiest guy alive! A fuc….fried hot chicken mom for my kid and all love in the world to give him… or her"

Laughing because of the kisses, Lucy took a little breath and finally said

"So daddy, no more swearing right?"

He looked at her in a more serious way and hovered over her, placing his lips right next to her ear, giving her goosebumps and a pleasant old feeling she knew very well.

"No more swearing. Only dirty talking with mommy here…"