As much Girl as you want: Part 1
By Yuffie Valentine
"STUPID SPATULA GIRL!" Shampoo yelled. She threw her punch at Ukyo. Ukyo jumped into the air and came down with a kick that Shampoo blocked.
"CHINESE HUSSY!" Ukyo yelled and threw her mini spatulas at Shampoo.
"Hmph, Shampoo rather be hussy then boy." Shampoo said with a grin. She watched Ukyo tremble.
"What do you mean by that?" Ukyo asked. She knew but she had to try to hold on to herself.
"Ranma never going to marry girl who think she boy, that why he no marry Akane or Ukyo." Shampoo said. She jumped back onto her bike "Now Shampoo waste no more time on man-girl. Shampoo already won Ranma with no fight."
"You bimbo." Ukyo growled and through a bucket of water on Shampoo. "Now get out of my sight!" She lifted the Shampoo cat and smacked it into the sky.
"Wow, nice shot." A voice from behind her said. Ukyo turned around to see Ryoga standing there with a map in his hands.
"Hey Ryoga! What are you doing back in town, you only been missing three days." Ukyo said with a smile. She led Ryoga into her restaurant, it was empty. Shampoo had kicked the wall down and all the eaters had run for their lives.
"Place is empty and there is a hole in the wall. Shampoo did this?" Ryoga said.
"Yep!" Ukyo said gloomily. She frowned.
"What's wrong Ukyo? You just beat up Shampoo and embarrassed her in front of the whole market, I thought you would be happy." Ryoga said. He knew would be jumping for joy if he did that to Ranma.
"True, it was a victory, but didn't mean anything. She already won the war." Ukyo said. She looked into her spatula, using it as a mirror. A handsome young boy looked back at her. She was a boy.
"What do you mean?" Ryoga wasn't too great with finding the hidden meaning in stuff.
"You wouldn't understand. Shampoo is something I can never be. She is all girl. I lost part of my female self. What am I talking about, you wouldn't know, you're all man." Ukyo said.
"What do you mean I don't understand? I understand the most!" Ryoga yelled. Ukyo blinked at him.
"How so?" Ukyo asked. She thought for a second. Ryoga must have a curse form, which would explain why she never saw him in cold water. She picked up a glass of water of the counter and tossed it on Ryoga. He let a scream before it turned into a Bwee. Ukyo gasped and dropped the glass, it shattered on the ground.
'Oh great!' Ryoga thought to myself 'She is either going to laugh at me or beat the stuffing out of me for sleeping Akane."
"Poor Ryoga." Was all Ukyo said. She picked him up off the ground.
'WHAT!? No laughter, no spatula upside my head?' Ryoga thought. He looked up at Ukyo to see she was crying.
"I had no right to complain, you have it much worse then me." Ukyo said. She walked over to Ryoga's backpack and picked out some dry clothes. Then she put some hot water on to boil.
'She feels bad for me? No one has ever done that. Ranma makes fun of me and the other who know just don't seem to care.' Ryoga looked up at Ukyo. He started to feel sorry for her. Ranma turned her into the girl she now was, and she couldn't attract him cause of it. That was it, Ryoga would help Ukyo. Ukyo lifted Ryoga into his clothes, and then she poured the water on him.
"Thanks Ukyo. You won't tell Akane will you?" Ryoga asked.
"Of course I won't, we're friends. Friends don't tell secrets." Ukyo said.
"Friends?" Ryoga asked.
"Sure. Remember when we were on that obstacle course on the hot springs. Or the time I was kidnapped by the monkey man on the island, you saved me. Or that time in the haunted cave. Or the time I helped you when Ranma was learning the Dragon heaven punch. How can you say we're not friends?" Ukyo said.
Now that Ryoga thought about it, it did seem they should be like best friends after all they things they did together. "Well since you are doing that for me, I'll do you a favor. I'll help you act more like a girl." Ryoga said.
"What?" Ukyo asked.
"Well, you can be cured of your state really fast. I'll help you become a lady, I learned a lot on the road. I can help." Ryoga said, "Plus, you get Ranma, I get Akane."
"Not a bad idea. Okay, teach me." Ukyo said.
"First, we have to make you look like a girl. Do you have any skirts or dresses?" Ryoga asked. He has watched a dubbed American movie about this. It was called "My fair lady" he thought. It seemed easy enough, plus he would end up with Akane at the end.
"I have one skirt." Ukyo said. "I'll go put it on." She ran up the stairs, she yelled back, "RYOGA PUT THE CLOSED SIGN ON THE DOOR!"
Ryoga picked it up from near the door and hung it on the outside. Meanwhile, Ranma was about to come and get a bite at Ucchan's when he saw Ryoga hang the closed sign outside it.
"What's pig boy doing at Ukyo's? Hmm, this could be a laugh." Ranma said. He jumped next to the hole on the side of the restaurant. It was a tight squeeze throught alley to get to the back where the hole was. Ranma hide in a bush looking in.
"Ukyo, what's taking so long? How long does it take to put on a skirt?" Ryoga yelled up the stairs. Ukyo came down.
"It's a bit small, it's two years old." Ukyo said blushing. The skirt was at her high thigh. It was a schoolgirl's skirt. She also had a tank top on that was pink and had a picture of Sailor Jupiter on it. "These were the only girl clothes I had."
Ryoga used all his strength not to pass out and bleed from his nose. There was a lot cleavage and legs there. He also noticed that Ukyo was not wearing a bra. "Umm, Ukyo, are you sure you have on everything you should have on?"
"Yeah, why?" Ukyo asked. She looked down. Shirt, skirt, and panties. She had everything that was girl clothing on.
"You might need a bra." Ryoga said blushing. Ukyo had as much chest as Ranma's girl form and Shampoo. No one could have guessed.
"Opps, I don't own one." Ukyo said. She frowned. "Oh, this is stupid, you can't make a girl out of me."
"Yeah I can. You can go buy a bra later. Let's start with manners." Ryoga said.
"What the hell are they doing?" Ranma whispered to himself.
"MANNERS?! I have manners jackass." Ukyo said.
"Girl manners, no cussing. You can't fight as much." Ryoga said.
"What? Akane and Shampoo fight more then I do." Ukyo said. She pouted.
"Well, they fight with less man anger." Ryoga said. He was losing his cool. He hated when people argued with him.
"MAN ANGER?" Ukyo growled, "I'll show you man anger you jackass." Ukyo went to kick Ryoga in the head, but he was down on the floor before her foot even hit him. Ukyo stopped in mid kick. "What?" Looking down he had a nosebleed. That's when she remembered she was a skirt.
"Oh man!" Ranma said from the bushes. He whipped the blood out from under his nose. "Ryoga isn't going to make it out of this alive."
Ukyo splashed Ryoga with some warm water. He opened his eyes slowly. Ukyo was smiling at him. That when she felt another nosebleed coming. He just came to him that Ukyo was extremely cute and sexy at this moment.
"Sorry, Ryoga, I'll listen to what you tell me, just be a little kinder please." Ukyo said. She tried her best to be kind to the jackass.
"Ok.... okay!" Ryoga managed to get out. He stood up. "Well it seems you have some manners, just don't be so quick to anger."
"Alrighty!" Ukyo said and gave another smile. She was trying to remember how the girls on TV acted.
"Okay. A girl also has grace. Now walk around with a few books on your head." Ryoga said. Ukyo grabbed a few of her cookbooks and placed them on her head. She walked around with ease.
"Child's play." Ukyo said.
"Okay, what about dancing? Do you know how to do that?" Ryoga asked.
"Well, kind of. But I always lead cause I was dressed as a guy." Ukyo said with a red-hot blush. She really was embarrassed of that.
"Well, let's practice." Ryoga turned on her small radio and flipped the channels till he picked up the classical music. He turned to Ukyo and bowed.
"This is too much!" Ranma said from his hiding place. He let out a small laugh, luckily Ukyo and Ryoga didn't hear.
"Okay, here goes nothing." Ukyo said. She stepped over to Ryoga and placed her hands on his shoulders. He in turn placed his on her waist. They started to move gently to the music. To Ukyo's amazement, Ryoga was a great dancer.
"Where did you learn to dance?" Ukyo asked.
"It's all part of the training I guess." Ryoga said. They continued to dance. Ukyo seemed to catch on to the girl's part fast. She leaned her head on his shoulder.
Ryoga began to dream that it was Akane in his arms at the moment. But the picture of her blurred and it was Ukyo. 'What?' he thought to himself, 'Maybe its just cause she's here now.' He looked down at Ukyo, she was cuter the Akane in some ways. Then his eyes caught a glimpse of the view down Ukyo's shirt and it was all over. He was out like a light.
"Ahhhh, Ryoga you jack ass, you got blood on my clothes. Ryoga?" Ukyo asked. She noticed he went limp in her arms. This caught her off guard and she fell under his weight.
"That's not a good position." Ranma said from his view. He could see Ryoga's sleeping form on top of Ukyo's wiggling form.
"RYOGA YOU JACKASS. Get off of me!" Ukyo kicked him off and into the wall. "Oh no!" She rushed over to Ryoga. He had a great big footmark on his face and a huge ump on his head.
"Look all the stars are out tonight mommy!" Ryoga said with a slurred voice.
"Come on Ryoga. Let's get you to bed." Ukyo picked up Ryoga with all her strength and lifted him up the stairs.
"To bed?" Ranma said. He froze in the night air.
Fin of part 1
Okay, this is my first Ranma fic, so please be kind when you review.