If you have read my one-shot, "Spiky-Haired Midget," and you liked it, then you will definitely like this one. This story has two chapters, and I WILL NOT post the second chapter until this one has at least five reviews. So please review!

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One day, Yugi and Joey were at the mall, talking about cards (of course). "I don't know, Joey." Yugi was saying as they left the video game store. "I really love this game, but maybe I love Tea more. She and I are getting pretty serious, you know. Even though she used to have a thing for Yami."

Joey stared at him in horror. "Yugi, what are you doing?"

Yugi looked at him in confusion. "Didn't you know about me and Tea dating?" Yugi asked.

"You and Tea?" Joey gasped. "Yugi, she's way too tall for you. But no, I was talking about the fact that you are biting my arm."

"I'm not biting your arm!" Yugi cried. Looking down, he realized that he was, indeed, munching on Joey's arm. "Whoops, sorry about that Joey!" He called as he ran to the food court in confusion. He looked at his hand and realized that he had torn off Joey's arm. "Hmmm…oh well." He said, ripping a piece off and eating it. "Hey, more food!" he cried, grabbing the nearest person and chewing their head off.

Leaving a ghastly and gory trail of dead bodies behind him, Yugi left the mall. "So I have a thing for eating people, do I? Oh well. I'll head to the Kaiba World. There are bound to be some tasty nerds there!"

When he got there, he saw Tea, Tristan, and Bakura. Hmm, Tea looks yummy today. I think I'll surprise attack her like I always do. thought Yugi. So he crept up behind Tea and bit her elbow.

"What's that?" Tea said, distracted. Then she smiled. "Oh, it's just you, Yugi." She said, noticing the tiny person latched onto her arm.

"Dude, what's up with Yugi?" Tristan asked Tea. "Is he biting you like he did to Joey?"

"Oh, don't worry. Yugi's just being affectionate. He would sneak up and kiss me, but he's too small for that, so he just bites." Tea smiled at Yugi, who had given up on Tea's elbow and was ripping the flesh off her thigh. "See how gentle he is? That's why I love him."

Tristan looked at Bakura. "EEEEEWW!"

Two hours later

Yugi and Bakura were sitting amidst the rubble and bones. Kaiba World was covered in stuff that you normally only see in cheesy horror flicks. Yugi burped.

"Um, Yugi, are you feeling alright?" Bakura asked, concerned in his fake whatever-it-is accent.

"Sure I am; why do you ask?" Said Yugi, gnawing on a bone.

"Well," responded Bakura, "You did just devour half the nerd population of our city. You even ate some of the cards!"

"Yeah, I'm not sure if I should have eaten that one fat guy…" groaned Yugi, looking at Bakura and realizing he was still hungry.

"Oh, never mind." Sighed Bakura. "I'm leaving."

"No!" cried Yugi. Then he shook his head. "I mean, why don't you stay awhile?" he took some mozzarella and pepper out of his bag. "I want an after-meal snack….."

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OK, that's it everyone! For those of you who were wondering, the third chapter in "I'm Seto's Girl" will hopefully be up by the end of next week. (about 6/10) And the second part of this story is really long! Hope you enjoy it!