Prologue
One Saturday night, Sonic and the gang are at Club Rouge enjoying a night out. The gang includes Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Amy, Cream, and many more. And of course it includes Rouge, as she owns the club.
Meanwhile, Sonic is with Tails, Knuckles and Shadow. They were all having beers together, and teasing Shadow about something.
"No I don't!" Shadow snarled.
"Oh come on, Shadow! It's obvious you like her! I mean if you didn't, why would you be here?" Knuckles teased.
"Yeah, I mean this isn't usually your thing to be in clubs. Especially when Rouge is the main event of the evening." Sonic added.
"I admitted I liked Cream, and now we're a couple! So why can't you do the same?" Tails mocked playfully, as he looked over the other table, looking at Cream who was sitting with Amy and Vanilla.
"She's a business partner, nothing more! I'm just here to support her as she closes the show, but that doesn't mean anything." Shadow replied calmly.
"There's no shame if you do, Shadow. I mean, um, you already know Tails' with Cream, and I'm married to Tikal." Knuckles thought.
"Hmm, whatever." Shadow scoffed.
"Speaking of which, where is Tikal?" Sonic wondered.
"Well, being pregnant and all, she didn't feel like coming to a place where it'll be very noisy. She's not been feeling well, she's been too tired to really do anything." Knuckles replied.
"Eight months pregnant now, isn't she?" Tails asked.
"Indeed." Knuckles smiled.
On the stage, Vector came on and stepped in front of the microphone.
"OK ladies and gentlemen, we are now approaching the end of the show. I know you are not happy about hearing that, but hey, the lady's gotta keep the club tidy, right? Can't make her wake up hungover and find out she's got a lot of tidying up to do." Vector chuckled, along with the audience.
"And I know how that feels. She gets pissed if she even sees a drop of water on the floor." Shadow frowned.
"Anyway, without any further delay, the main attraction of the night, ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, sassy treasure hunter on Mobius, give it up for the owner of this very club, Rouge the Bat!" Vector announced, as the audience cheered.
"Here comes your girlfriend, Shadow!" Knuckles teased.
"She's not my girlfriend!" Shadow started with his teeth clenched trying to keep calm.
Rouge then appeared on stage, standing in front on the microphone. She was wearing a black leather jacket that covered up something she was actually wearing.
"This song goes out to all the ladies who wanna have fun, and impress their men. Right, Shadow?" Rouge teased, as she gave him a naughty wink. Shadow gulped.
"WHAT?!" Shadow called out in surprise.
"Ah ha! I knew she liked you, Shadow!" Knuckles teased.
"Someone's gonna get lucky tonight!" Sonic added.
"He's blushing! Look at him!" Tails chuckled.
Shadow sat there, and blushed furiously.
"LET'S GO GIRLS! COME ON!" Rouge called.
The women cheered, and Rouge ripped off her leather jacket, and revealed her long glittery purple dress, and long white gloves, and long white leather boots. The men then began to cheer. She has musicians playing instruments. Guitar, bass, drums, keyboard, and violins. The audience clapped along to the beat.
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(Rouge singing)
I'm coming out tonight, I'm feeling just right
Gonna let this all hang out
Let's all make some noise, let's all raise our voice
Yes, I wanna scream and shout
There's no inhibitions, making no conditions
Get a little out of line
I'm not going to act politically correct
I only want to have a great time
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The best part about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have ourselves some fun and
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Rouge takes the microphone off the stand, and walks in front of the stage. As guys were in the front row, she used some charming chin strokes to the men, but not took it too far.
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(Rouge singing)
Oh, oh, oh,
I'm totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh,
Going so wild yeah,
And doing that in style
Oh, oh, oh,
Get into action, feel the attraction
I'll colour my hair, I'll do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh,
I want to be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
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After that, Rouge then walked down the stairs and sang into the crowd. Men were throwing money at her. Shadow just stared at her in surprise.
"OK, I will admit she does look rather stunning tonight." Shadow told the guys honestly. The guys just chuckled, but not because they thought it was funny, but because he's being honest.
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(Rouge singing)
Us girls need a break, tonight we will now take
Our chance to get out of the town
We won't need romance, if we can only dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
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The best part about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have ourselves some fun and
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She jumps onto the bar table that Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Shadow were sitting. Shadow was startled a bit, and spat his drink out in surprise when he realised that Rouge was in front of him.
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(Rouge singing)
Oh, oh, oh,
I'm totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh,
Going so wild yeah,
And doing that in style
Oh, oh, oh,
Get into action, feel the attraction
I'll colour my hair, I'll do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh,
I want to be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
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Rouge then slowly unzipped her boots, and slipped her feet out of them. She then sat in front of Shadow, and stroked his face with one of her legs. Shadow gulped nervously.
"Oh wow!" Tails exclaimed through chuckles.
"She wants you, Shads!" Sonic teased.
"Shut, up!" Shadow said quietly, but nervously.
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(Rouge singing)
Oh yeah
The best part about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have ourselves some fun
Fun, fun
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Rouge then slid off the table, and sat on Shadow's lap. Shadow then gasped.
"Rouge?! What are you doing?!" Shadow exclaimed in surprise, and embarrassed.
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(Rouge singing)
Oh, oh, oh,
I'm totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh,
Going so wild yeah,
And doing that in style
Oh, oh, oh,
Get into action, feel the attraction
I'll colour my hair, I'll do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh,
I want to be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
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I get absolutely crazy
Can you feel it?
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman
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The song finishes, and the audience cheers loudly. Rouge then winks at Shadow.
"Do you have your gun with you, Shadow, or are you just excited to see me, you naughty boy?" Rouge flirted.
After that, she stood up and left the bar, and headed back into the locker room.
"Gun?! Excited to see her?! What is she talking abou...?!" Shadow thought, but cut himself off when he noticed what she was talking about.
"Oh shit! Guys, I've gotta go to sleep, I'm going to bed!" Shadow stated, as he ran off at high speed to his bedroom.
"Is he covering his pelvis?" Knuckles wondered.
"You don't suppose Shadow has a boner, do you?" Sonic laughed.
"Good on him if he does, at least he feels something towards her." Tails responded with a smile.
"Well now we're finished annoying Shadow, what about you, Sonic?" Knuckles asked.
"What?" Sonic wondered.