The Battle of the Teachers

Note: I do not, repeat, do not own…ah you get the idea-everyone knows where this is going to. God, do I have to repeat it? Anyways, this is for Mr. Edwards and Mr. B-two science teachers that will always go at it…god, that's funny.

Chapter 1: Edwards

December 14, 2007 New York, NY 7: 30 AM.

"Alright class, 37." Said the young bald-headed teacher. He was about 30 years old, around 175 lbs, with a goatee mixed with a hair strap-you get the idea. Sitting around the middle of the room, sat two boys who need no introduction: Jake Long and Mikel Richardson.

"Physics-what a day." Mikel sighed. He sat back, drifting off into space, thinking of other things: his girlfriend Callie, plans, missions, etc. Jake was the same way, except with an ipod, thanks to Mikel's cash(which he still hasn't found out yet…) Fortunately, Mikel usually copied two things of notes: one for Jake and one for himself. Course, it wouldn't have mattered-both grades were well up, mainly due to little activity in their lives. Since November, it's been, well…pretty boring.

"Now class, let's talk momentum. Now, if I push Mr. B at a velocity of 5 meters per second, which he then lands on a skateboard with mass of 3 kg, what will be the velocity of…" Edwards went on to the class, since he was the physics teacher of the school. Now, if you don't see it, he seems to have an issue with on of the other teachers, who I know as Mr. B. Edwards, who has a diesel truck that runs with vegetable oil, has an issue? He was always suspicious of Mr. B, probably mainly for his height. Usually, Mikel brushed it off, but he had suspicions of Edwards and this "issue", but since there was not enough info, so he just brushed it off…for now.

After class…

"Mikel, see me." Edwards said as Mikel got up. Mikel said something to Jake, then sat back down in his seat. "Yes?" Mikel said to Edwards. Edwards got to the board and sighed. "You may find this hard to believe, but I have to tell you something. Mr. B is not human-he is a creature, and it is my job to make sure what he is. He is probably a leprechaun due to his small size, so he must have gold. I want you to help me get it." Edwards told him, which got Mikel laughing. "Good one Mr. Edwards. I gotta go." Mikel said while thinking this was ridiculous. Of course, Mikel was different as well, due to a kick in the nuts, but it's all the same. With Jake, he was a dragon…but the title went to Jake, much to Mikel's dismay.

As he left, Mikel's mind was working. "The only way to be sure is to go to the target itself…" he thought as he went to his next class.

Ok, this is just a starter. To help with this, the first two chapters will be on Edwards and Mr. B. On chapter 3, the story will begin. So, if there is any confusion, I'm pointing it out to you right now.