John was at the Strider house hold one summer day because he just moved to texas, all by himself. His father died in a car accident and John had to moce to avoid being brought to a adoption center. He was 17 and Dave was 19, 2 year age gap, but they were still friends. They two boys sat on the couch. Dave was eating a blue popsicle while John ate a red one. John just licked it and it was gonna give Dave a boner. Dave had secret feelings for John behind his cool façade.

"That's not how you eat a popsicle" oh god Bro was here. He walked over to John and took the popsicle. John's mouth was open to say something, but didn't get to because Bro shoved the popsicle on his mouth. John's eyes went wide, so did Dave's. Bro moved the popsicle in and out, like if it was... oh no. John started crying.

"B-Bro stop!" Dave yelled. Great, Dave had a boner.

"That's just what i was looking for" Bro said, pulling the popsicle out and handing it to John.

"I-i'll be right back" Dave said running to his room. Dave locked the bedroom door and pulled out a vibrator and lube from under his bed. He pulled off his shirt, pants and boxers. He lubed up the, you guessed it, blue vibrator and shoved it in his ass. Dave bit his lip and turned the vibrator on. He moaned as he turned the setting on high. He wrapped a hand around his cock and moved it up and down. Dave moaned John's name. Fuck! Why did he have to fall in love with John? And why does bro have to be an ass? You hear a knock on the door and frown as you turned the setting on low.

"Hey Dave?" oh crap right! you kinda forgot he was here.

"y-yeah?" you asked.

"I think you seem pretty busy, so i think i'll just go home" you freeze.

"NO!" you yell at the top of your lungs. You quickly take out the vibrator and but it and the lube away, get dressed and put your shades. When did you take them off? oh well. You just yelled at John and yu feel bad. Like, really really bad. You open the door to see Bro, and behind him was a teary eyed John.

"Lil ma-" you push him away and hug John tightly

"I'm sorry for yelling at you, it's just that it makes me angry when your all alone in such a big house" you say. (I realized your now dave, from the last few lon things or what evas). He hugs you back.

"I'm so glad to have such a nice friend like you" John said sniffling. You hear Bro's door shut but only pay John attention.

"I love you John" you say. He tenses, but then melts into the embrace with a huge blush on his face.

"I love you too Dave" John says before kissing you. You kiss him back. You feel like this can work out. You guys can go nice and-

"John i'm horny" nice one dave -_-, nice one.

"So am i" welp...

i wanted to make a one shot so i did.

To lazy to write the best sex evr.

I wanna do something with roxy in it...

Like her being the best well damn mother fuckin' friend for Diek

*Dik

Shit oh well. So she helps Dirk get with Jake and Dirk helps her get wih Jane

adios