SPAM:THE MEAT MENACE(Episode ONE)
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This may be distributed for free.If I see my works being sold,
Wookiees will land on yer arses!
SUMMARY: Have laughs with this.SPAM's on YA
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Obi:What's this piece of meat doing on the holopad?
Jinn:It's for our new pet.
Obi:Pet?
Jinn:Yoda.
Obi:Yoda became a dog?!
Jinn:No!Yoda's the dog's name....
Mara:Can we control it's mind?
Jinn:NO!!
Luke:Why would you wanna do that?
Mara:Tricks,ever heard OF TRICKS???Dumb farmer....
Obi:Now,now..wee lass.. Don't cry...
Mara:Who the hell do you think you are to call me wee?!!!
Jinn:Everybody,Yoda is a JackRussell and he is pretty smart.
Yoda:Woof,woof wrrruuufff!!!(runs around and trips everyone up.)
ALL:CATCH THE DAMN POOCH!!
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TEN DAYS LATER
Mara:We're all outta nerf-steaks..
Luke:Don't worry,I just ordered some.
Jinn:Dat's better.I do mot want to see dead Yodas in my apartment.
Obi: What brand di you order?Nebula Inc,Borleias Foods
or Coruscant Abbatoirs?
Luke:Nebula.
Mara:WHY?!!They're as hard as your shit can be after a ten day hyperspace
voyage!!!!
Luke:*grins*
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2 HOURS LATER
*The front door rings*
Jinn:Yes?
Wedge the delivery boy:Is this Unit314?
Obi:Art thou blind slave?
Wedge:Umm..okay.
Wedge: Pls sign here
Jinn: What's this?
Jinn: We didn't order any SPECIALS..
Wedge:Do you think I care?I get paid whether you guys order it or not!
*Shoves the repulsor-sled towards Jinn*
Obi:Looks as if my steaks are here!!Yipee!!
ALL:HUH?!!
Obi:Sorry...
Jinn:Stop drooling ,padawan!
*Jinn uses the vibroblade to slice off the wrappings*
Jinn: WHAT IN THE SITH IS THIS??SPAM??!!(Throws the cans out of the crates)
Obi:Hey!That hurts!Stop pelting me!
Obi:I think we have been conned,cos this ain't no nerf.
Jinn:Anyway, what is this SPAM?
Obi:It's a kind of food from Earth.Y'know ,cheap ,salty and eaten by the homeless
and the busy working class.
*Jinn opens up a can,he belches after taking a bite*
Jinn:Stang!Sith-mother piece of speeder cantina trash!
Obi:Hmm, doesn't taste that bad actually.
*Opens another two cans and wolfs them down*
Jinn:Well?We still have 500 cans left!
Luke&Mara:We're back!Howz the day been?
Mara:Is that what I think it is?
Luke: Uh-huh
Luke:SPAM's on ya!Breakfast,Lunch and Dinna!HAaaaahahhhahhaaaaa
Luke:Haaahhahhaa......Haeheeheh.Let's feed them to Yoda!
Jinn:You, WILL eat lightsaber for this misdemeanour,my young friend!
Obi:SKYWALKER,COME BACK!!!!!!
Luke:Let's get the sith festering hell outta here before I become rancor bait!
Mara:I'm with ya.Hang oooooonnnnnnn....!!!!!
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DISCLAIMER:All the following characters belong to Lucasfilm exclusively.
This may be distributed for free.If I see my works being sold,
Wookiees will land on yer arses!
SUMMARY: Have laughs with this.SPAM's on YA
START---
Obi:What's this piece of meat doing on the holopad?
Jinn:It's for our new pet.
Obi:Pet?
Jinn:Yoda.
Obi:Yoda became a dog?!
Jinn:No!Yoda's the dog's name....
Mara:Can we control it's mind?
Jinn:NO!!
Luke:Why would you wanna do that?
Mara:Tricks,ever heard OF TRICKS???Dumb farmer....
Obi:Now,now..wee lass.. Don't cry...
Mara:Who the hell do you think you are to call me wee?!!!
Jinn:Everybody,Yoda is a JackRussell and he is pretty smart.
Yoda:Woof,woof wrrruuufff!!!(runs around and trips everyone up.)
ALL:CATCH THE DAMN POOCH!!
****************************************************************
TEN DAYS LATER
Mara:We're all outta nerf-steaks..
Luke:Don't worry,I just ordered some.
Jinn:Dat's better.I do mot want to see dead Yodas in my apartment.
Obi: What brand di you order?Nebula Inc,Borleias Foods
or Coruscant Abbatoirs?
Luke:Nebula.
Mara:WHY?!!They're as hard as your shit can be after a ten day hyperspace
voyage!!!!
Luke:*grins*
******************************************************************
2 HOURS LATER
*The front door rings*
Jinn:Yes?
Wedge the delivery boy:Is this Unit314?
Obi:Art thou blind slave?
Wedge:Umm..okay.
Wedge: Pls sign here
Jinn: What's this?
Jinn: We didn't order any SPECIALS..
Wedge:Do you think I care?I get paid whether you guys order it or not!
*Shoves the repulsor-sled towards Jinn*
Obi:Looks as if my steaks are here!!Yipee!!
ALL:HUH?!!
Obi:Sorry...
Jinn:Stop drooling ,padawan!
*Jinn uses the vibroblade to slice off the wrappings*
Jinn: WHAT IN THE SITH IS THIS??SPAM??!!(Throws the cans out of the crates)
Obi:Hey!That hurts!Stop pelting me!
Obi:I think we have been conned,cos this ain't no nerf.
Jinn:Anyway, what is this SPAM?
Obi:It's a kind of food from Earth.Y'know ,cheap ,salty and eaten by the homeless
and the busy working class.
*Jinn opens up a can,he belches after taking a bite*
Jinn:Stang!Sith-mother piece of speeder cantina trash!
Obi:Hmm, doesn't taste that bad actually.
*Opens another two cans and wolfs them down*
Jinn:Well?We still have 500 cans left!
Luke&Mara:We're back!Howz the day been?
Mara:Is that what I think it is?
Luke: Uh-huh
Luke:SPAM's on ya!Breakfast,Lunch and Dinna!HAaaaahahhhahhaaaaa
Luke:Haaahhahhaa......Haeheeheh.Let's feed them to Yoda!
Jinn:You, WILL eat lightsaber for this misdemeanour,my young friend!
Obi:SKYWALKER,COME BACK!!!!!!
Luke:Let's get the sith festering hell outta here before I become rancor bait!
Mara:I'm with ya.Hang oooooonnnnnnn....!!!!!
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